Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/right teleporter/deathstar/around/spacestation
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You awake to find yourself lying in a small bed, in a tiny wooden room. You yawn and look around. Sunlight is streaming through the window. Slowly you get out of bed and peer through the window. Dense jungle surrounds you. Why are you here? You spin around quickly when you hear the door open. However, it is just an Ewok. It seems you have been saved by a clan of these furry people! The Ewok shows you a plate full of some brown lumps that look like nuts or seeds.
"Loktok! Jarat manna mannna..." He holds out the plate.
You back away. The Ewok points to himself.
"Jeerota!" Then he puts the plate at your feet. "Roda chu!"
What do you do?