Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/left teleporter
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You jump into the left teleporter. You feel faint as swirly light surrounds you. Then, with a screech, you land in a dimly lit corridor. All is silent. On your left is a roughly hewn tunnel. Above it hangs a lopsided sign saying Lair of the Oscar. To your right is a dark wormhole. There is a sign above it that says Russian Reversal Dimension. What do you want to do?