Game:The Cabal Conspiracy/illusion/Oscar Wilde is a Russian
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You say the password and crawl in through the door. It shuts behind you. Everything is dark. You stand up, and suddenly lights start flashing. They make you feel dizzy. Nearby, you spot a bag of gold coins. Behind the coins is a huge door. To your right is a huge concrete wall. And from behind you, an avalanche is thundering towards you!
What do you do???