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You have just restarted your life. Windows has successfully finished extracting your soul and has automatically completed the Sales Contract between Bill Gates and yourself. You are currently experiencing "death". Please note that your new life will be without a soul. Now you may perform an emergency exit, perform menial tasks or browse information relating to your current life status.

* Perform menial tasks_
* Current life status information_
* Emergency exit_

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