Game:SWZork/jumpwithoutparachute

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You have a sudden feeling to go skydiving, so, being the daredevil you are, you jump out of the plane.


> Why did you call me a daredevil just for skydiving?


Because, you just jumped out of a Jet that's miles into the sky, without a parachute, dumbass!


> Shit


You shit yourself in midair.


> Stealing jokes from The Abyss, eh?


Is that even important right now? Oh, and because you wasted your time saying that, you crashed head-first on the cracked pavement of San Jose.


*** You Are Dead ***


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