Game:SWZork/help

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Welcome to...REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99!...the Zork Help Center. This help section is only for things relating to the shareware version of the game you are playing now.


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*** FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ***


  • Q: What is exactly is Zork?
  • A: A text adventure game made by Unfocom

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  • Q: What is Shareware?
  • A: A free crippled version of Software that you have to pay money for, plagued with nag screens, advertisements, missing features, and the like. Made to persuade the player to purchase the full version of the product.

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  • Q: How can I save/restore?
  • A: You can't save or restore in the Shareware version, you have to register the game for $19.99.

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  • Q: How do I get past those pesky nag screens?
  • A: All nag screens are eliminated once you choose to register the game.

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