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You stand up like a man, and march down the abandoned street like a soilder. Unfortunately, you trip on your shoelace and fall to the ground. Your face falls on a single rusty nail. The nail goes through your cheek. You could've survived that, but the rusty nail gives you tetanus. You scream on the ground, but your jaw is instantly locks up when you open your mouth. You bleed so much that your screams and the smell of blood attract a hungry grue.