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He walks in your mouth. The quest becomes yellow in the quest log and he sets out to find a totally random object he can use. Unfortunatley he finds out that he needs his firemaking to be at least level 7000. You suddenly have a great idea, what if you ate him?
As you digest the runescape player, you feel good inside. Unfortunatley you catch failure disease from him and die by puking up your internal organs. A random person picks them up, cooks them, and sells them, but your liver got burned and he had to throw it away. Your bones are sold for 1000gp.