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You stab the treasure chest with your key and violently rip it's head off. Finally. Inside, you find a locked safe. Great, now you have to find the combination. Who goes around and does this anyway?
Upon further inspection, the safe is a grue. He opens his mouth to eat you. "Oh, sorry" He says "I was expecting an adventurer." You kindly tell him that there are no adventurers here. He thanks you, pukes up a tv remote, gives it to you, and leaves to go to another game. You go back to the house.