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You asplode. The resulting asplosion is so great, it causes all nearby pedestrians to go nearly deaf, causing higher demand for hearing aids. This results in hearing aid sales skyrocketing. A gold statue of you is put in front of hearing aid factories. Due to poorly made statues the light from the sun reflects off them burns down the factories. The fire then spreads to the grass which burns down the world. 1000 years later, survivors find a statue and ressurect you. You are now in the future. There is dead stuff everywhere. Grues have eaten the remaining human population.