Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/up

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Fly up!

You pop an acid tab, and soon find yourself soaring majestically into a clear sky, the colours of which flicker and evade even as you look at them. Everything takes on an awesome significance, and you can smell the colour of sunlight, taste the sound of seagulls and hear feel of wind on your skin. Unfortunately, the LSD was cut with rat poison, and you go into convulsions. The ambulance is unable to resuscitate you.

*** Don't do drugs kids, even if they are goddamned fun! ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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