Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/ultima

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You attempt to cast Ultima. Then you realize that you never played that game, and have cast CLEESH instead. On yourself.

You are now a frog. You hop down the aisle and out of the store. You manage to find a nearby swamp in which to live out the rest of your life. Unfortunately, you are caught by a roving band of gourmet chefs and used for frogs legs, that slimy delicacy that tastes (as does everything) just like chicken.

*** You were delicious! ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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