Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/pushbooth

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Beginning to leave the aisle, you walk up and push the phone booth. Unsurprisingly, it does not move.

"Not the phone booth, Stanley!" Oliver calls out to you. "You push the trolley down the aisle!"

Realizing your mistake and detecting the familiar irritated tone in Oliver's voice, you start blubbering embarrassingly. "I'm sorry, Ollie! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you angry! I just wanted to go to the supermarket and pick up some eggs and pasta! I need them for tomorrow's breakfast of eggs-over-greasy!"

Oliver, not willing to take much more of your whining at this point, cuts off the rest of the conversation. "Oh, just push the trolley and come along!" As you push it past him, he sighs and mumbles, "Eggs-over-greasy. Pah!"

*** Next week, Abbott and Costello ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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