Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/present

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Kapow!

Everything goes shimmery for a moment, and then you consider thus:

"What is the present? For how long does it last? Is there some indivisible unit of time for which things are just so, or does the future just flow into the past? But if that is so then how can there be experience? Is everything that I experience just a fleeting memory of its non-occurrence, having had no real time to occur in? What is experience anyway? Is my perception the same as others'? How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?"

However, whilst you have been occupying yourself with all this fruitless philosophising a large dinosaur has eaten you. It seems you accidentally went to the past instead of the present.

*** Whoops! ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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