Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/plugh

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> PLUGH

What? Look, no. Just, no. Come on.

> PLOVER

Seriously, man. We've been through this before. Just let it go.

> YOHO

They've all been played out. There's no more secret word jokes out there. Even this anticlimactic style of joke's also been done before. It's over already.

> FILFRE

That's... that's not even a secret word. That's a plain Zork magic spell.

> FROTZ

You're not even trying anymore, are you?

> OZMOO

All right, I'll just let you sit over there and try every oddly-worded spell in the book. I'll be over here, waiting for some player to come along and take this seriously for a change.

> NITFOL

I'm leaving.

*** The parser has lost faith in you ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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