Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/pinchme

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That can't be her up ahead. Not here. Not now. Not her. This has to be a dream. Has to be. You pinch yourself to confirm this hypothesis.

Wide awake from your daydream, you sigh, partly from relief, but also from disappointment. You've wanted to talk to her since that fateful day in the nondescript New England town you're standing in now, but you know you can't. Not yet. But, there's no sense dwelling on it now. You've got your own job to do in the middle of this pretty town square. And maybe it'll be something amusing and enjoyable to do.


*** A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the square ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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