Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/lookup

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Look up? Well, honestly, that's a great idea. I mean, you had a rough day, you didn't want to go shopping tonight, and that girl up the aisle may very well be the ex-lover who left you all those years ago and you never knew why, but really, if that's the worst that's going to happen to you today, that's not so bad, is it? The shopping is going quickly, your favorite pasta is in stock, the phone booth was recently waxed and polished and looks awesome, and so what if she walked out on you? You've got a great job as the announcer at the Uberdome. The fans of the local sports team look up to you, your name is known around the league for your charisma, and ever since the team started doing better and almost took the title last season, they've had far more money to pay you with, and frankly, you love the job.

Yeah. Your life's going great, you think to yourself. You happily grab some pasta, wink at that lucky guy in the reflection of the phone booth, and go on your merry way.

*** Life is great, and you love living it ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
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Double super-secret option!

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