Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/looksouth

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You could swear you heard something with your finely-tuned super-hearing. Something big. Something to the... south.

Sure enough, a giant mechanical foot suddenly stomps through the roof in the southern part of the supermarket! The evil Professor Lupin "Wolf" Madblood is terrorizing the city again! You curse your decision to go shopping for groceries today. Even in the ensuing panic, you can't change out of your alter-ego here. There's too many people watching. If only you had someplace to...

That's it! A phone booth! How convenient! One quick change later (nobody ever notices, strangely), and you're off to stop Madblood's evil plans to the cheers of the city.


*** You have saved the city again ***



*** No, seriously, this city would be a smoldering crater hundreds of times over by now if it weren't for you ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!

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