Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/left

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You ally yourself with the left-wing agenda.

Suddenly you come to the decision that it is immoral for the food in this aisle to be on sale. You think the only ethical thing to do is to give it away to people on the street via a vast socialist system. As you take out your $500 HypocWrit PDA to jot down an overregulating bill to that effect, you notice the woman in the aisle is really Condoleeza Rice. She gives you a menacing stare.

*** You have been EYEBEAM'D!!! ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

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