Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/digaround

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You've had it up to HERE with these grocery store customers nosing around your precious phone booth. Today, you finally decide to do something about it. With a shovel freshly purchased from the other side of the store, you set to work on digging around your phone booth. It takes a few hours of hard work and the shoppers are all quite understandably baffled, but in the end, a beautifully deep moat surrounds the booth.

A quick call to janitorial services brings in gallons of floor waxing fluid to fill the moat. The added flair of the wet floor signs should be enough to keep people away. It gets lonely in your phone booth, yes, but such is the life of the rare grocery store troll.

*** You can dig it ***


But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
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Double super-secret option!

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