> Wake up
Unaware that a robber is in your room, you walk to the bathroom and get a drink of water.
> Drink water
You drink the full glass of water. You also swallow too fast and get the hiccups.
You hiccup and vomit in your pants.
> You can't vomit in your pants!
I'm not arguing with you.
> Goes back to bed
You have a heart attack in your sleep and die.
> WTF? That's not fair!
Life isn't fair.