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 Independence, MI, June 1, 1848


Hello again, <insert name here>. I see you've loaded a fine box onto your wagon there.

Date: June 1, 1848
Weather: Nondescript
Health: Good
Food: 20 pounds
Pace: Strenuous
Rations: Meager

You May:

1. Look at the Map
2. Change Pace
3. Stop to Rest
4. Attempt to trade
5. Talk to people

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