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|The Noob Starting-Point|
Hello, and welcome to MMORPG, <insert name here>.
You are at the noob starting point, where all the noobs start. It is very nondescript.
Others here are POTATOHEAD, mrhappyface and n00blet.
POTATOHEAD(25) has attacked you(25) with Potato Slicer!
You lose 5 HP. (20)
What do you do?