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You(30) attack n00blet(25) with Sword of Noobishness.
You(30) attack n00blet(25) with Potato Slicer.
n00blet loses 6 HP. (19)
n00blet(19) drops Sword of Noobishness onto his groin, doing 1 damage. (18)
A grue hops along and eats n00blet.
YOU HAVE WON.
You have seized Sword of Noobishness from n00blet.