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You(35) attack icemage(250) with Sword of Noobishness!
icemage loses 10 HP. (240)
Hack system v1.5 activated!
What would you like to do?
superproguy loses 650 HP. (-600)
superproguy has DIED.
You(35) attack icemage(240) with Potato Slicer.
You(35) attack icemage(240) with Sword of Noobishness.
icemage loses 10 HP. (230)
icemage(230) attacks you(35) with Ultimate Ice Staff!
You lose 700 HP. (-665)