Game:Mmorpg/2/newultrasword/attack the angle

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 The Noob Starting-Point

You (25 Hit Points) hit Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (27 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (24 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (24 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (23 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (21 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (22 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (17 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (21 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (14 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (20 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (11 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (19 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (8 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (18 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (5 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (17 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle (2 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (14 Hit Points) hits Angle for 3 Hit Points.

Angle has died. She had a Sword of Noobishness, which automatically integrated itself into your sword of noobishness, making it a +1 Sword of Noobishness. You will still attack with your strongest weapon, your pooper scooper, but if your Sword of Noobishness is upgraded 2 more times, you will begin to attack for 4 hit points.

You now have a +1 sword of noobishness, 120 gold, and a pooper-scooper that is enchanted to take 3 HP rather than 1.

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