Game:Jesus/born

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 Jesus:The Game


> wait a while


> Console: You wait. And wait. And wate. You're about to become bored when, suddenly, you are yoinked from the cave. But it wasn't a cave...it was your mom! Alas, you are born. Time to make a life for yourself.


> inventory


> Console: You have nothing. You were just born, noob.


> look


> Console: You look around with your newly adjusted eyes and see your mom, your dad and a donkey.


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