Game:Jesus

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 Jesus: The Game


> Console: Starting Jesus: The Game...


> Console: Loading textures...


> Console: Loading models...


> Console: Loading maps...


> Console: Loading sounds...


> Console: Loading extremely hot interactive chicks...


> Console: Loading failed; switching to text version...



> Console: Welcome to the non-hooker filled version of Jesus: The Game


> Console: You find yourself inside of a small, damp cave. The cave seems to have a small slit that is gradually opening.



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