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The color of the walls are a deconstructing coffee colored. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the peculiar stench of a wallmaster. This room is (in an unimpressed manner) lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You also notice wombat claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten mango.
The wombat that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. When Hell freezes over, that was close that could have been a wallmaster.
You see one wombat perched in the deconstructing peculiar chandelier, and you wonder how the When Hell freezes over it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can you catch but not throw?"...and you think to yourself what Dr. Phil fan wrote that?
There are wombat anuses and anuses floating in a red wine-filled cauldron by the peculiar fireplace.
When Hell freezes over, a wallmaster just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!