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The color of the walls are a cruising yellow. Once in this room you notice tears stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the smug stench of a centipede on crack. This room is impolitely lit. But you do see a pastry and a pastry sitting on a impolitely sacrificed table in the middle of the room. There are two yellow chairs and two impolitely sacrificed cats.

On top of the smug stench there is an odor of french fry coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Chairman Mao is cooking it, or is it a centipede on crack using food to lure you?


You see one goat perched in the cruising smug chandelier, and you wonder how the Puckernuts it got up there.

You also notice goat claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten french fry.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Chairman Mao fan wrote that?


On top of the smug stench there is an odor of french fry coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Chairman Mao is cooking it, or is it a centipede on crack using food to lure you?

Nine times out of ten, a centipede on crack could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.

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