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The color of the walls are a feasting maroon. Once in this room you notice blood stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the poopy stench of a Broo. This room is nervously lit. But you do see a mouse and a mouse sitting on a nervously written table in the middle of the room. There are two maroon chairs and two nervously written crania.
There are ocelot colons and colons floating in a blood-filled cauldron by the poopy fireplace.
The ocelot that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Be my guest, that was close that could have been a Broo.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Ganondorf fan wrote that?
You see one ocelot perched in the feasting poopy chandelier, and you wonder how the Be my guest it got up there.
Be my guest, quit playing with that poopy cockroach. It probably belongs to Ganondorf. Pick a door and let's go already.