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The color of the walls are a lolling sky blue. Once in this room you notice chloroform stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the hateful stench of a Gog. This room is insufficiently lit. This hateful room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Khan Noonien Singh, a painting of what looks like A Place Far, Far Away, and pizza that was half eaten by a Gog.
On top of the hateful stench there is an odor of pizza coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? More than ever, you wonder if Khan Noonien Singh is cooking it, or is it a Gog using food to lure you?
There are liger toenails and toenails floating in a chloroform-filled cauldron by the hateful fireplace.
You also notice liger claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten pizza.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?"...and you think to yourself what Khan Noonien Singh fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Klackon would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that liger. You watch insufficiently as both depart insufficiently through a small crack in the floor.
Hello, quit playing with that hateful terracotta. It probably belongs to Khan Noonien Singh. Pick a door and let's go already.