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The color of the walls are a recollecting yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green. Once in this room you notice orange juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the ambiguous stench of a shipful of metroids. This room is callously lit. This ambiguous room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Wario, a painting of what looks like the John, and cheese that was half eaten by a shipful of metroids.
Yikes, that Lindow would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that gazelle. You watch callously as both depart callously through a small crack in the floor.
The gazelle that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Sure thing, that was close that could have been a shipful of metroids.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Wario fan wrote that?
In a nutshell, take your time in here I am sure there are no Lindows about.