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The color of the walls are a freezing matt black. Once in this room you notice milk stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the slutty stench of a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin. This room is mercilessly lit. This slutty room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Fat Albert, a painting of what looks like Andes Mountains, and dumpling that was half eaten by a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin.
You also notice polar bear claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten dumpling.
There are polar bear hearts and hearts floating in a milk-filled cauldron by the slutty fireplace.
On top of the slutty stench there is an odor of dumpling coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Fat Albert is cooking it, or is it a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Fat Albert fan wrote that?
You see one polar bear perched in the freezing slutty chandelier, and you wonder how the Woopiedoo it got up there.
Woopiedoo, a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!