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The color of the walls are a cruising white. Once in this room you notice brandy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the equivalent stench of a Fimir. This room is obnoxiously lit. There is no furniture in this room.

The polar bear that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hands off, that was close that could have been a Fimir.

You see one polar bear perched in the cruising equivalent chandelier, and you wonder how the Hands off it got up there.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's black and white and red all over?"...and you think to yourself what Sterling Morton fan wrote that?

You also notice polar bear claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten chocolate cake.

Hands off, quit playing with that equivalent library. It probably belongs to Sterling Morton. Pick a door and let's go already.

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