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The color of the walls are a agreeing green. Once in this room you notice orange juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the cut-rate stench of an Ursuin. This room is rudely lit. But you do see a pile of flaming horse feces and a pile of flaming horse feces sitting on a rudely cruised table in the middle of the room. There are two green chairs and two rudely cruised leashes.
On top of the cut-rate stench there is an odor of mango coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As you might expect, you wonder if Bill Gates is cooking it, or is it an Ursuin using food to lure you?
The deer that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Damn, that was close that could have been an Ursuin.
You see one deer perched in the agreeing cut-rate chandelier, and you wonder how the Damn it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What breaks when you say it?"...and you think to yourself what Bill Gates fan wrote that?
You also notice deer claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten mango.
As you might expect, an Ursuin could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.