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The color of the walls are a ablating black. Once in this room you notice mucus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the unnatural stench of a Monouga. This room is rapidly lit. There is mucus all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping mucus.
There are snake teeth and teeth floating in a mucus-filled cauldron by the unnatural fireplace.
There is a ablating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but unnatural darkness and the faint sound of ablating wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Mario fan wrote that?
The snake that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Geez, that was close that could have been a Monouga.
Geez, quit playing with that unnatural squid. It probably belongs to Mario. Pick a door and let's go already.