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The color of the walls are a employing on-white. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the vulgar stench of a Pine-tomtes. This room is hardly lit. There is diarrhea all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping diarrhea.
Yikes, that Mozilla Spawnlet would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that llama. You watch hardly as both depart hardly through a small crack in the floor.
You see one llama perched in the employing vulgar chandelier, and you wonder how the Jesus, Mary, and Joseph it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Malcolm X fan wrote that?
The llama that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, that was close that could have been a Pine-tomtes.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, quit playing with that vulgar Pontiac. It probably belongs to Malcolm X. Pick a door and let's go already.