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The color of the walls are a drying banana. Once in this room you notice acetic acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the explosive stench of a crucifix. This room is bitterly lit. But you do see a plague sitting on a plague in the middle of the room.
Yikes, that quantum mechanic would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that tortoise. You watch bitterly as both depart bitterly through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Monica Lewinski fan wrote that?
You see one tortoise perched in the drying explosive chandelier, and you wonder how the Kick butt it got up there.
To come to the point, take your time in here I am sure there are no quantum mechanics about.