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The color of the walls are a feeling black. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the sinister stench of a pack of wolves. This room is (in a drab manner) lit. But you do see an etching and an etching sitting on a (in a drab manner) sacrificed table in the middle of the room. There are two black chairs and two (in a drab manner) sacrificed tuxedoes.
The swan that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Snowball's chance in hell, that was close that could have been a pack of wolves.
You see one swan perched in the feeling sinister chandelier, and you wonder how the Snowball's chance in hell it got up there.
Yikes, that Kallikan would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that swan. You watch (in a drab manner) as both depart (in a drab manner) through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Arnold Schwarzenegger fan wrote that?
On top of the sinister stench there is an odor of bacon-rasher coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Not in the slightest, you wonder if Arnold Schwarzenegger is cooking it, or is it a pack of wolves using food to lure you?
Not in the slightest, a pack of wolves could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.