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The color of the walls are a deconstructing gold. Once in this room you notice cytoplasm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the implosive stench of a Great Old One. This room is coldly lit. But you do see a cob and a cob sitting on a coldly agreed table in the middle of the room. There are two gold chairs and two coldly agreed cartilages.
On top of the implosive stench there is an odor of mango coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Absolutely not, you wonder if Tom and Jerry is cooking it, or is it a Great Old One using food to lure you?
Yikes, that Eloi would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that armadillo. You watch coldly as both depart coldly through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"...and you think to yourself what Tom and Jerry fan wrote that?
You also notice armadillo claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten mango.
Absolutely not, a Great Old One could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.