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The color of the walls are a insulting matt black. Once in this room you notice blood plasma stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the unsophisticated stench of a Quellor. This room is distastefully lit. This unsophisticated room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Optimus Prime, a painting of what looks like Zurich, and cake that was half eaten by a Quellor.

On top of the unsophisticated stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As you might expect, you wonder if Optimus Prime is cooking it, or is it a Quellor using food to lure you?

The vulture that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Woopiedoo, that was close that could have been a Quellor.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what Optimus Prime fan wrote that?

As you might expect, take your time in here I am sure there are no Mushpangs about.

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