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The color of the walls are a rinsing white. Once in this room you notice Bailey's stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the baffling stench of an ur-gerbil. This room is cheekily lit. There is no furniture in this room.
The <insert name here> that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Woe is me, that was close that could have been an ur-gerbil.
There is a rinsing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but baffling darkness and the faint sound of rinsing wind.
On top of the baffling stench there is an odor of quesadilla coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To come to the point, you wonder if Natalie Portman is cooking it, or is it an ur-gerbil using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Natalie Portman fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Moon Dog would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that <insert name here>. You watch cheekily as both depart cheekily through a small crack in the floor.
To come to the point, take your time in here I am sure there are no Moon Dogs about.