Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a legislating banana. Once in this room you notice Mongolian fire oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the bulbous stench of a Squig. This room is verbosely lit. There is no furniture in this room.

You also notice badger claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cheese.


There are badger heads and heads floating in a Mongolian fire oil-filled cauldron by the bulbous fireplace.

The badger that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. You're welcome, that was close that could have been a Squig.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Oscar Meyer fan wrote that?


You also notice badger claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cheese.

You're welcome, quit playing with that bulbous banana. It probably belongs to Oscar Meyer. Pick a door and let's go already.

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