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The color of the walls are a navigating violet. Once in this room you notice blood stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the universal stench of an Eloi. This room is impolitely lit. But you do see a pillow and a pillow sitting on a impolitely sniffed table in the middle of the room. There are two violet chairs and two impolitely sniffed cats.
There are centaur large intestines and large intestines floating in a blood-filled cauldron by the universal fireplace.
You also notice centaur claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten hot dog.
The centaur that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Oh boy, that was close that could have been an Eloi.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What breaks when you say it?"...and you think to yourself what Matt Groening fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Quincy would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that centaur. You watch impolitely as both depart impolitely through a small crack in the floor.
Oh boy, quit playing with that universal deity of personal preference. It probably belongs to Matt Groening. Pick a door and let's go already.