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The color of the walls are a sanctifying white. Once in this room you notice soy sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the sinister stench of an ASCII elemental ~#(-)#~. This room is fervently lit. But you do see a document and a document sitting on a fervently pandered table in the middle of the room. There are two white chairs and two fervently pandered magmas.
The clam that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Oh, that was close that could have been an ASCII elemental ~#(-)#~.
You also notice clam claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten burger.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bertrand Russell fan wrote that?
You see one clam perched in the sanctifying sinister chandelier, and you wonder how the Oh it got up there.
Oh, quit playing with that sinister rifle. It probably belongs to Bertrand Russell. Pick a door and let's go already.