Game:Escape!

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Welcome, <insert name here>, to Escape! Descend into darkness and death.

This game is in progress!
Escape! is currently under construction. However, after much thought, I have decided it needs some help. Please contact me at 1-800-GET-A-LIFE. Thank You.
The construction tag was added to this game on 18:15, 23 May 2009

Starting Game...

Loading Interface...

Loading Skins...

Adding Links...

Redrawing HTML...

God, so much loading...

Finalizing Escape!...

Loading Complete!

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You awaken in a dark room. Last night you were out drunk on the town. You have a massive headache and need to urinate.

You can: