Game:Death Row II

C:\> Run "Death Row II"_

An extremely violent text game with overused Mad Libs templates.

Created 2008 by DJ DN and edited by the users.

Death Row Trilogy One is © 2008 Unfocom, Inc. all wrongs reserved.

Okay, we got the weird bullshit out of the way, lets go into the game.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PERSON(S) WHO KILLED THEMSELVED PLAYING THIS GAME.

You are now logged on as Guest.

Wake up <insert name here>. The Matrix has you.

> Shit! Again?

Yes. Again.
> Check OS

You have a Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard, running Windows XP on Boot Camp.
> begin

Hello! And welcome back to Death Row Trilogy One. I'm happy you won. You won, right? Right? The only way you could come here otherwise is if you put _II after Death Row, or searched for it.
> I won! I did!

Go To <insert name here>. Does it have any {{DR1WON}} template? Keep playing =). I wish the Goddamn thing was password protected. BTW, I made the death template WAY BETTER. Take a peek.

You can also do Tech Support, now called Ideas for the game.