Game:Craps

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“Truly the king of all gentlemen's games. What? Of course I've never played it before!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Craps

Craps is the national pastime of the nation of France. It is played by removing the heads of two live chickens, covering them in honey and razor blades, and setting them loose in the nearest American schoolyard. Once casualties build up, the players or "quiddichers", deny any involvement and emigrate to Belgium.

[edit] History

Craps, like most things, was invented during the Great Depression by Abraham Lincoln to accelerate the spread of national socialism. Unfortunately, its perversion from its original form actually help accelerate the spread of the one true religion.

[edit] Fun Facts

• The first game of craps was played in 2348 BRC(Before Robot Jesus), nearly 4 thousand years before it was initially concieved
• Playing craps in Japan is illegal, as chickens are considered sacred animals
• Crapping Out is actually a made-up term that is totally unrelated to this game!

[edit] See also

• Thomas Crapper
• Crapmobile

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