Game:Choose Your Own Adventure
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That cave will still be there after you get back, you think. You hop into your car and drive out the office, trying to explain your absences over the last few weeks.
As you pull into the parking lot, you see a squad of men with a roadblock around your office. They have two signs up:
- TOTALITARIAN FREEDOM FOREVER and
- WHEN THUGS PRESENT -- FINES DOUBLED
Just then, your boss is led out of the building at gunpoint.
"Steve!" you yell. "What happened?"
"A series of foreign invasions, insurrections and civil wars," he replies. "This morning, the United States broke up into three distinct countries -- Dorado, Rebellium and Turtalia. Rebellium is just a plot cul-de-sac. All you need to know is that Dorado Death Squads have taken over the building."
As he speaks, a tough looking Doradan brandishes a pistol at you, and smiles.
Who names a country "Turtalia?" you think as he pulls the trigger.