Game:Choose Your Own Adventure
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Why not? you think. You vaguely remember that making moral choices would usually lead you toward the end.
You walk into the cave, with Dr. Vivaldi right on your heels. The natural lighting is pretty impressive, and you are able to view several wonderful stalactites.
"Stalagmites," Dr. Vivaldi immediately says.
"No, I'm pretty sure they're stalactites," you reply.
As you reflect on why Dr. Vivaldi came along in the first place, the light suddenly goes out, and the cave descends into darkness. It is very dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- If you proceed further into the cave, .
- If you panic, stab Dr. Vivaldi and turn her into a crude tent, .
- If you panic and run off, .