Game:Capture the Flag

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===Moves===
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Contents 1 Welcome to Capture the Flag! 2 Game x 2.1 Moves 3 Game 2:All blue's base belong to green 3.1 Moves 4 Game 5: The Cheatless Battle 2 4.1 Moves 5 Game 7: Grue Maze 5.1 Moves 6 Game 8: The Other Grue Maze 6.1 Moves 7 Game 12: The Ultimate Showdown (of not-so-Ultimate Destiny) - John Henry Users against The Steam (Ban)Hammer sysops 7.1 Das Rulensteins 7.2 Moves 7.3 Other crap 8 Invitation Only Join! Oops, too late. 8.1 Rules 8.2 Moves 9 Cows with Guns Wizards...with Cannons 9.1 Rules 9.2 Moves 10 Game x 10.1 Moves 11 Copyright Gert5 All Reichs Rezerveizd 11.1 Moves 12 Grueslayer 12.1 Moves 13 The Land I Lost 13.1 Rules 13.2 Moves 14 Honor 14.1 Rules 14.2 Moves 15 The Final Battle 15.1 Rules 15.2 Moves 15.3 Comments 16 Game roxorz 16.1 Moves 17 Game 16: Fight to the Death! 17.1 Moves 18 Uncyclopedia Revolution 18.1 Moves 19 Game x 19.1 Moves 20 Game Me 21 Game x 21.1 Moves 22 Game <insert number here>: Nuclear Winter Map Beta 22.1 Map 22.2 Moves 23 Game x 24 My Game 24.1 Moves 25 Cheat Like Hell 26 Game x

[edit] Game x

[edit] Moves

1.

[edit] Game 2:All blue's base belong to green

[edit] Moves

1.Naughty Budgie has entered the building, and starts to move.
2.I do some more moving.
3.Soldiers enter from the lakeside
4. More moving!
5. You guessed it...
6. Blue piece surrounded. IT ASPLODES!
7. Green troops are sigted by Blue Battalion. Be quieter. Troops run towards problem area. 
(BTW, the game only ends when you capture the flag. You get as many troops as you want.)
8. Good to know. SHOOTARAMA!!!
9. Bad idea. Blue soldiers played dead. TAKATAKATAKATAKA
10. TAKE THIS!
11. I said SOLDIERS, not tanks. AND YOU CAN'T KILL THAT MANY PEOPLE THAT FAST.
12. Yeah well, i just ate your grues with mine.
13. I drop a napalm. Pity about my tank, but sacrifices have to be made. We are indoors. You must undo your edits, i'm too lazy. I'f not, your flag will be gone, and blue will get another.
14. We're indoors? Oops.
15. Revert... the grues...
16. I did.

[edit] Game 5: The Cheatless Battle 2

[edit] Moves

1. Rules: No cheating.  Only deploy one troop for each time you capture the other players 
flag, or deploy a group if you run out of soldiers.
2. Green wizard casts Magic Missile and Daylight!
3. Blue jets bomb green base. Blue repairs base, extinguishing fires, 
clearing away corpses and replacing sandbags.
4. Green jet bombs entire blue base, paratrooper dropped on corpse.  Blue jets shot out of air.
5. New blue group arrives, extinguishes fire, clears corpse and builds base. Green jet shot by artillery. New blue jets fly in.

[edit] Game 7: Grue Maze

[edit] Moves

------------------1------------------
Welcome to Grue Maze!
> Green Moves South
You move south. There is a Grue in the corner.
> Examine Grue
...You've never played this before, have you?
       ***You have died***
------------------2------------------
> Move SLMW carriers out of base
You move the SLMWs out of your base. You see a grue and a tree.
> Fire the missiles!
You destroy the grue and the tree. It's green's turn.
------------------3------------------
>Move flamethrower
You move your flamethrower down. You see a grue
>Use flashlight
You dont have a flashlight
>Use one anyway
The flashlight you dont have causes the grue to die, since it can't be in the light.
It's blues turn
------------------4------------------
> Teleport wizard to K4.
Your wizard teleports to K4.
> Move SLMW to O4
There is a grue in front.
> Fire the missile!
The grue is now no more. It's green's turn.
------------------5------------------
>Advance stealthily
Your troops move foreward sloppily
>I said Stealthily!
Whatever. It's Blues turn
------------------6------------------
> Find grue
You find a grue
> Fire missile!
Grue dead. It's green's turn.
------------------7------------------
>Move East
You move South.
>WTF? WHY DONT YOU DO WHAT I SAY?
Because I'm the narrator and I dont have to
>Just get on with it
You see a blue soldier
>Shoot it with a rocket
The blue soldier explodes. Its Blues turn
------------------8------------------
> Move wizard to enemies.
Your wizard moves to your enemies.
> Fire blast!!!
Zabam!
------------------9------------------
>Cast 'Grue'
Your wizard casts Grue! A Giant friendly Grue appears
Its Blues Turn
------------------10------------------
> Cast fire shield
Your wizard is now shielded by fire.
------------------11------------------
>Move flamethrower
Your flamethrower moves
>Pull bridge out of ass
You pull a giant wooden bridge out of your ass. -3 HP
>Why?
Splinters.
>Ouch. Torch the wizard
The enemy wizard goes up in flames (flames can't block flames)
------------------12------------------
> Move SLMW soldier
Your SLMW soldier moves.
> Fire watercannon!
Your SLMW does not have a watercannon attachment.
> Pull watercannon attachment out of ass
The attachment is spiky. -5HP.
> Attach attachment to SLMW
The attachment is now attached.
> Fire watercannon!
You extinguish the fire on your wizard. He survives because he is magical.
> Cast fireblast
Your wizard casts fireblast. It's green's turn.
------------------13------------------
>Win
Sorry, but that's not an option. By the way, a grue ate your flamethrower
>Damnit. I don't like this game
Life sucks. deal with it.
>Um... deploy more men at base.
You deploy a mortar crew. They have mortars. It is blues turn

[edit] Game 8: The Other Grue Maze

[edit] Moves

Welcome to Grue Maze 2, a text adventure where you kill stuff.

>Look

This is Grue Maze 2.

>Cast Darkness on green squad

Wow! You just got some grues to eat some blues.

>Hey!

Life ain't fair.

[edit] Game 12: The Ultimate Showdown (of not-so-Ultimate Destiny) - John Henry Users against The Steam (Ban)Hammer sysops

[edit] Das Rulensteins

1.) No cheating. Cheaters never prosper; they do, however, get banned.

a.) Godmodding counts as cheating.

b.) So does moving diagonally.

2.) Units have set rules--see here.
3.) Units cannot be generated in any way.

4.) Only three units can move per turn.

5.) Any unit can carry a flag.

6.) The following units are banned:

• Grues
• Jets
• Missiles

7.) All units can carry the opposing flag with them. When they reach their flag, that team wins.
8.) Certain units have special rules; see here for details.

[edit] Moves

Hinoa elects to go second.

Let me just open the great big book of Hinoa... and oh.
1. Two flamethrowers move foward
2. Knight to A3 Three flamethrowers advance
3. Sorry, i'm too used to being Blue. Anyway. Two SLMWs and 1 flamethrower advance.
--Reverted illegal moves by Hinoa--
4. Moving a SLMW, a flamethrower, and NOW we deploy ze infantry.
5. Sound... the drums of war!
6. You call those drums?  You wouldn't know a drumline if it marched up to you and used your head for
   drum roll practice!  Three units moved, punk.
7. Don't insult the creator of the map we are playing. three units move.
8. BURN THE BRIDGES!!!!
9. Moving...
10. Movage.
11. FIRE!!!!! (Literally.)

[edit] Other crap

Is diagonal moving allowed? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 21:02, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

No. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Damn, wish I'd thought of asking that before my second turn (I moved diagonally there). That means we have to go back to that turn. *grumble grumble*

[edit] Invitation Only Join! Oops, too late.

[edit] Rules

• No flag missiles.
• Red and Green are a team.
• Deploy a unit every 3 moves.

[edit] Moves

1[R]. Red wizard is Lina Inverse from Slayers.  FIREBALL!!!
2[G]. Boomshot. GRENADES!!!
3[B]. Fancy cannon things fire grues into random places. Red plane is eaten by grue.
4[R]. Lina Inverse casts light spell.  Grues die.  Telekinetic guy takes Blue flag.  R/G WINS!!!

[edit] Cows with Guns Wizards...with Cannons

[edit] Rules

No flag missiles. If Han joins, he shoots first. Wizards may not cast any powerful spells. A wizard is required to operate a cannon. Nothing but wizards and cannons are allowed. Trees can be destroyed. Watch out for the one grue.

[edit] Moves

1. Three cannons fire.
2. Total cannon assault!
3. wizards cast Mirror Sheild'. Cannons of Green are exploding.
4. Spell has a dangerous effect, and does not do what you wanted it to do.  Spelling is crucial in spell-casting.  Just to remind you: I before E, except after C.  Most of your wizards die to that spell.  Grue smells corpses on your side.  One of my wizards casts Ice Bolt.
5. Blue Wizards file lawsuit against Frobozz. They win. Boom. Unfotunatley, the Grue ate our flag. Since you can't win anymore, and my flag is gone, the Grue, and therefore the Grue Army wins.

[edit] Game x

[edit] Moves

1.Blue troop moves up 7 paces.
2.Green troop #1 moves to the top right corner, but is shot dead by Blue Troop #1 - shit!
3.Blue troop #1 gets flag.
4.Green troop #2 moves down 8 paces but is shot dead by that cocksucker Blue troop #2!!
5.Blue won.

[edit] Copyright Gert5 All Reichs Rezerveizd

[edit] Moves

1. There is a weapon's rack on both sides of the RIVER. 
By coming just one step close to a grue, it eats you. 
One green dude is dead giving blue dudes the P0WRE
Getting the COKE gives you powre to go 2 steps per move.
Please get the grues!
2.Green has the grues(you placed them as Green Grues), grues have always been super-fast, grues eat blues and win.

[edit] Grueslayer