Game:Call your Girlfriend

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You are bored today!

You have no male friends!

You decide to call your girlfriend!

You are being manipulated by a creepy guy on a computer!

What should you say?!

• "The baby isn't yours."

• "I hate you."

• "I'm gay!"

• "I have herpes!"

• "I live in an attic!"

• *Hang Up*

• "We both know we met on WoW"

• "I hate nachos."

• "I'm a Dark Wizard."

• "I can't pay long distance any more"