Game:Automated Telephone System
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Automated Telephone System
Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
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- to tell us how hideous your experience was.
- to check your gun status.
- for more options.
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- for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
- for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
- for emergency assistance.
- if you are ⊂( ﾟヮﾟ)⊃.
- to mute the volume.
- if you have no clue what your doing.
- Or Automated Telephone Systemcenter to hear the options again.