GBay

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"Ooh! Cheese! "

~ Oscar Wilde on gBay

gBay is Google's response to the growing threat of the dreaded cybergoat that was the mastermind behind eBay, thereby drawing users away from Google's vast network of pr0n and pr0n-based goods.

With gBay, Google hopes to gain marketshare from the dreaded cybergoat as well as it's supply of cybergoat cheese.

[edit] History of gBay

The sun began to rise and another day at Google Headquarters or Googleplex or whatever they're calling themselves now. The launch of the much-anticipated Googleship powered by Fusion Kittens was scheduled to take place, herding in a new age of search functionality. The first objective was to conquer Planet Google. I tried telling them they already owned it, but they laughed and laughed and proceeded to smack me in the face with a rather large trout.

After the launch, the Googleship was attacked by mutant space monkey zombie ninja pirates from Mars. It was later shown that the Mutant space monkey zombie ninja pirates from Mars were hired by none other than Apple. Who had some sort of affiliation with eBay somehow. I don't know. I'm just going by what they told me.

Google's immediate response was to create a new service to compete with eBay. In July of the same year, Google announced an invite-only service for people to to buy and sell Gmail invites. While some have criticized the service for not offering anywhere near as much variation as eBay, Google maintains that it's perfectly normal, since it's still in beta.

UPDATE: As of Juvember 35th, 2594, gBay is still in beta. But hell if you can find a cheaper place to buy a gmail invite anywhere else.