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[[File:Petatiger.jpg|right|frame|This illustration demonstrates that there is nothing attractive at all about members of this sick cult.]]
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{{Q|Well, they got me banned from the fan site.|Oscar Wilde, on the cusp of his fateful decision to switch to "poetry."}}
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{{Q|Well, I got banned from [[deviantART]] because of them.|Random deviantART member who had called some Furries' Nude Rouge The Bat artworks offensive}}
 
   
'''Furries''' are defined as those that delve [[orgasm|pleasure]] from [[WTF|dressing up as animals and having sex with each other]]. They can be usually found inhabiting online communites such as [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and quite recently [[Uncyclopedia]]. To many they are sick twisted individuals that need to have a serious brain operation. To each other, they are [[incest|brothers]], their ultimate goal in live is to have [[sex]] with an [[bestiality|actual animal]]. Most furries are Japanese, because they're crazy as shit over there (unless you're Japanese, then ignore that). A non-furry should never approach one of these individuals without a rape whistle, taser and copious amounts of pepper spray. Thou hast been warned.
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'''Furries''' are people who derive [[orgasm|pleasure]] from [[Yiff|dressing up as animals and having sex with each other]]. They usually inhabit online communities such as [[YouTube]], [[Google]], and [[Uncyclopedia]]. They are a "band of [[incest|brothers]]" where every sibling is a twisted individual who needs to have a major brain operation. Their ultimate goal in life is to have [[bestiality|sex with an actual animal]]<ref>Or at least half of an actual animal, which amounts to the same thing.</ref>. Most furries are [[Japan]]ese, because they're crazy over there. (Ignore that last, if you're Japanese.) A non-furry should never approach one of these individuals without a rape whistle, taser and copious amounts of pepper spray.
   
 
== Life cycle ==
 
== Life cycle ==
[[File:Rabbit fursona.png|right|thumb|A typical furry.]]
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Furries were once children that grown up with animal-related cartoons, such as [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon|Pokémon]] and anything made by [[Walt Disney]]. Even reptiles, such as dragons, and birds. These animal-loving children later grew up and turn on their childhood favourites, by drawing [[Rule 34|porn of them]] and involving them in sex with fursuits and horse dildos. They make drawings of these trysts and put them onto the [[Internet]].
[[File:SheilaXmas99.jpg|right|thumb|265px|Typical erotic furry art.]]
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[[File:SabrinaOhio.gif|right|thumb|Typical furry art.]]
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Many furries are friends with non-furries, to whom they try to spread this disease. They may lure them to furry conventions by telling them it is "just an anime-con." But it is the biggest con of all. They put their unsuspecting friends into a trance with a furry mating dance, in which the unsuspecting human might think they can escape, but in reality will be mind-controlled and turn into a furry himself. Then the ex-human starts to infect non-furries and the cycle continues.
Furries are once children that grown up with animal-related cartoons, such as [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]] and anything made by [[Walt Disney]]. It also includes Reptiles, such as dragons, and birds. These Animal-loving children later grew up and turn on their childhood favourites, by drawing [[Rule 34|porn of them]] and involving in sexual intercourse with fursuits and horse dildos. They then blatantly share their furdom onto the internet, mostly via the furry site known as [[DeviantART]], Furaffinity or e621. Since furries are friends with many non-furries, they then try to spread their fandom to non-furries, and lure them to furry conventions in the disguise of a animecon. Then they start to put the unsuspecting humans into a trance with their furry mating dance, which puts them into a trance where they will be raped with a 489 foot tall fox cock. The unsuspecting human might think they can escape, but in reality the human will be mind-controlled and turn into a gigantic furfag himself. Then the ex-human starts to infect non-furries and the cycle continues.
 
   
 
==Types of furries==
 
==Types of furries==
[[Image:I-am-a-wolf-a-lone-wolf-furries-26969819-313-279.jpg|240px|thumb|left|Typical wolf furry fantasizing itself. In reality, it is [[you|YOU]] that is a wolf furry.]]
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[[File:Rabbit fursona.png|left|thumb|Being a "furry" means never having to go to art school.]]
Furries have a lot of kinds, each fetishing a different kind of animal/creature. The most common kind is the fox/wolf/dog furry, which worships demons in the form of a man with the fur and head of a wolf/fox or dog. The demon gives them the ability to see everything as a wolf/fox/dog and draw them as one in the process. Severe possesions have been reported to draw [[Rough Gay Wolf Sex]] and Yiff. A form of dog furry is the sparkledogfur, which draws dogs with obscenely beautiful colors and passing it as the furrie's own. in fact since all sparkledogs use the same base, sparkledogfurs often rant about who traces whose sparkledogs, causing DeviantART to implode upon it's presence. All sparkledog artists live in two places; [[DeviantART]] and furaffinity.
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There are many varieties of furry, each fetishing a different kind of animal or creature.
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;Dog furries
The second kind is the Dragonfur. These Furries fetish [[dragon]]s, an animal that does not exist and does not have fur. As a result, they are the easiest furries to denial their furfaggotry. In reality, they are as bad as any other furry. since dragons do not exist they often die of dissapointment, or delude themselves for eternity.
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The most common kind is the dog furry, which worships demons in the form of a man with the fur and head of a dog, a wolf, or a fox. Their demon gives them the ability to see everything as a wolf/fox/dog, and unfortunately for their associates, to incessantly draw everything they think they see. They are unhinged from reality because they have fur in colors that real animals don't have, such as pink or metallic sparkle, and never bark nor howl but merely make noises like "Yiff!"
[[Image:Creambuildings.jpg|left|thumb|240px|Sonicfur's wet dream]]
 
There are also the kind that fetishes franchises instead of actual animals. These can be split in several types; The Pokefur, Digifur, Disneyfur and Sonicfur. First, the Pokefur. Since pokemon has many furry-based and sexy-looking ones, such as, but not only the following, All eeveeloutions, Gardevoir, Lucario, Houndoom, Absol, Pikachu and Garchomp, Many furries do draw [[Rule 34]] of their favourite pokemon, and cosplay as them, even to the extent of drawing "Anthros" of them. If the furry is worse, they will even draw EVERY SINGLE POKEMON as anthro, causing cancer. The most common furry pokemon idol is The eeveeloutions, which has 8 kinds. Digifurs are the same thing, but they fetish Renamon. Secondly, we are about to talk about the Sonicfur. These furfags are the worst and most profilic furfags before the advent of Bronies. They do fetish the once good franchise known as [[Sonic]] and are the cancer to [[DeviantART]], The gaming community, and the internet as a whole. They like to couple sonic characters in many [[Faggot|Creative]] styles, such as Amy X Sonic (although Sonic does not love Amy at all), Amy X rouge, Sonichu X [[Chris-chan]] and even to the extent of pairing themselves with a canon character. They are also the dumbest furries, inable to convert anyone aside of a retard. As a result most sonicfurs are retards.
 
   
The disneyfur is the most sick fuckery of all furries, about 60% worse than the wolffurs. Since 100% of [[Walt Disney]]'s creations are based on furry animals, it has attracted furry monstorities to sell their soul to the furdevil. They are in fact the greatest benefactors to ruining your childhood, known for having erections to cartoons for 6 year olds. One race of them, known as the Rangerphiles, are known for being unequaled for feroicity and contangiousness before the advent of [[Bronies]].
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;Dragon furries
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Dragon furries worship [[dragon]]s, in a manner similar to when Alduin’s dragon cult worshiped the beasts when they ruled Skyrim prior to the Dragon War. As dragons are creatures that do not exist and do not have fur, Dragon furries are the most divorced from reality. The biggest health risk to members of this class is to die after denying reality for an eternity.
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;Franchise furries
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Some furries fetish franchises instead of actual animals. They comprise Pokéfurs, Digifurs, Disneyfurs, and Sonicfurs.
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Since Pokémon includes sexy, fur-based characters, many furries include them in their perverse games of pretend. Digifurs are the same thing, but they fetish Renamon. Sonicfurs are the worst and most prolific of all (before the advent of [[The Cuteyhearts|Bronies]]). They are the scourge of the entire gaming community. Most Sonicfurs are retards.
   
Perhaps the worst furries are a swarm of eldritch monsterities known as [[Bronies]]. Also known as the descendants of Mr. Hands, These horse fuckers are the pinnacle of all furries. Not only their contangiousness is massive, capable of spreading through all [[4Chan]] in 80 seconds, they are everywhere, ranging from [[DeviantART]] to 4chan and to the extent of memebase (Holy shit, they even made it their own religion!) Speaking of their contangiousness, anybody walking into the 20-square radius of a brony will turn into, and they can infect others just by letting them watch the show. In fact you can turn into a brony just by entering a brony site, interacting with a brony, having contact with Lauren Faust, and by watching [[My Little Pony|the show]]. You don't even need to interact with a brony to get infected.
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The Disneyfur is the sickest of all furries. Since 100% of [[Walt Disney]]'s creations are based on furry animals, it has induced furry monstrosities to sell their souls to the furdevil. They are in fact the greatest benefactors to ruining your childhood, known for having erections to cartoons for 6 year olds. One race of them, known as the Rangerphiles, are known for being unequaled for ferocity and contagiousness (before the advent of Bronies).
   
There are also several kinds of non-mainstream furries, such as cave story furs (who masaturbates to mimigas and anthromorphic robots), Okami furs (masturbating to Ameratsu) and [[Fantard]]s of [[Naruto]].
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[[Image:Fat woman in bikinis.jpg|right|thumb|240px|These participants at a convention of "furries" are infatuated with the hippopotamus.]]
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Perhaps the worst furries are a swarm of eldritch monsterities known as Bronies. They are contagious, and able to spread their "contributions" through all of [[4Chan]] in under two minutes. Anybody walking into the 20-square radius of a brony will turn into one. In fact you can turn into a brony just by entering a brony site, interacting with a brony, having contact with Lauren Faust, and by watching [[My Little Pony|the show]]. You don't even need to interact with a brony to get infected.
   
[[File:Petatiger.jpg|right|frame|Typical imaginary furry female]]
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Franchise furries religiously return to [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] to collect every drinking cup or toy in the series. Without franchise furries, the world economy would collapse.
[[Image:Fat woman in bikinis.jpg|right|thumb|240px|True furry females]]
 
==Enemies==
 
Despite their contangiousness and numbers, Furries have their own enemies as well. The top-tier enemies of furries is [[4Chan]] and [[Anonymous]], which were sent by god to destroy the scum known as furries. However, some had forsaken their purpose, and started the cancer that is killing /b/, the ghettos of 4Chan. Despite all of this, 4Chan is always the top enemy for furries due to their superior 1337 Haxor skills. Other enemies include Y!Gallery, which fursecuted all the furries from posting wolf cock, other human porn sites and human hentai artists, which they call "skinfags", as well as anybody masturbating to a human.
 
   
==What you can do to help==
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==What you can do to help==
First, draw a real lion/wolf/tiger out of it's cage, and see if the furry would run. He will have one of the two responses; Stay and have an erection, or run. Either way, he dies. Make sure to bring raw meat and a gun. Does not work with Dragonfurs.
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*Draw a real lion/wolf/tiger out of its cage, and see if the furry runs. He will either do that or sprout an erection, and either way, he dies (unless he is a Dragonfur).
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*Or force them to watch human porn. This exposure to normality will often make their heads explode and their bodies burst into flames.
   
Do not interact with them, watch [[My Little Pony]], touch Lauren Faust or go to DeviantART/Furaffinity without troll magic. Just stay away from them anyway. Make another friend.
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*Putting down furries with a dose of arsenic is an option that is much more humane than leg-hold traps.
   
Secondly, Force them to watch human porn. Exposure to human porn is confirmed to make most furrie's heads A SPLODE and their body melt in flames.
 
 
Thirdly, you can use a gun to hunt for furries, just like animals. The best place to do so is a house party where fags will be out wearing fursuits. Kill anyone wearing a fursuit.
 
 
Finally, since furries are not human, and they want to be animals, putting them down with a dose of arsenic is an option.
 
 
In the internet just invite your friends to invade their hideouts already. Famous furry hideouts include DeviantART, FurAffinity, Equestria Daily (Bronies), and the furry part of 4Chan.
 
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
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*[[Bestiality]]
 
*[[UnNews:God hates Furries]]
 
*[[UnNews:God hates Furries]]
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*[[Sexual Harrassment Panda Bear]]
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== External links ==
 
*[http://wikifur.com/ The furry masters.]
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 18:47, June 21, 2014

Petatiger

This illustration demonstrates that there is nothing attractive at all about members of this sick cult.

“Well, they got me banned from the fan site.”
~ Oscar Wilde, on the cusp of his fateful decision to switch to "poetry."

Furries are people who derive pleasure from dressing up as animals and having sex with each other. They usually inhabit online communities such as YouTube, Google, and Uncyclopedia. They are a "band of brothers" where every sibling is a twisted individual who needs to have a major brain operation. Their ultimate goal in life is to have sex with an actual animal[1]. Most furries are Japanese, because they're crazy over there. (Ignore that last, if you're Japanese.) A non-furry should never approach one of these individuals without a rape whistle, taser and copious amounts of pepper spray.

edit Life cycle

Furries were once children that grown up with animal-related cartoons, such as Sonic, Pokémon and anything made by Walt Disney. Even reptiles, such as dragons, and birds. These animal-loving children later grew up and turn on their childhood favourites, by drawing porn of them and involving them in sex with fursuits and horse dildos. They make drawings of these trysts and put them onto the Internet.

Many furries are friends with non-furries, to whom they try to spread this disease. They may lure them to furry conventions by telling them it is "just an anime-con." But it is the biggest con of all. They put their unsuspecting friends into a trance with a furry mating dance, in which the unsuspecting human might think they can escape, but in reality will be mind-controlled and turn into a furry himself. Then the ex-human starts to infect non-furries and the cycle continues.

edit Types of furries

Rabbit fursona

Being a "furry" means never having to go to art school.

There are many varieties of furry, each fetishing a different kind of animal or creature.

Dog furries

The most common kind is the dog furry, which worships demons in the form of a man with the fur and head of a dog, a wolf, or a fox. Their demon gives them the ability to see everything as a wolf/fox/dog, and unfortunately for their associates, to incessantly draw everything they think they see. They are unhinged from reality because they have fur in colors that real animals don't have, such as pink or metallic sparkle, and never bark nor howl but merely make noises like "Yiff!"

Dragon furries

Dragon furries worship dragons, in a manner similar to when Alduin’s dragon cult worshiped the beasts when they ruled Skyrim prior to the Dragon War. As dragons are creatures that do not exist and do not have fur, Dragon furries are the most divorced from reality. The biggest health risk to members of this class is to die after denying reality for an eternity.

Franchise furries

Some furries fetish franchises instead of actual animals. They comprise Pokéfurs, Digifurs, Disneyfurs, and Sonicfurs.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Furry.

Since Pokémon includes sexy, fur-based characters, many furries include them in their perverse games of pretend. Digifurs are the same thing, but they fetish Renamon. Sonicfurs are the worst and most prolific of all (before the advent of Bronies). They are the scourge of the entire gaming community. Most Sonicfurs are retards.

The Disneyfur is the sickest of all furries. Since 100% of Walt Disney's creations are based on furry animals, it has induced furry monstrosities to sell their souls to the furdevil. They are in fact the greatest benefactors to ruining your childhood, known for having erections to cartoons for 6 year olds. One race of them, known as the Rangerphiles, are known for being unequaled for ferocity and contagiousness (before the advent of Bronies).

Fat woman in bikinis

These participants at a convention of "furries" are infatuated with the hippopotamus.

Perhaps the worst furries are a swarm of eldritch monsterities known as Bronies. They are contagious, and able to spread their "contributions" through all of 4Chan in under two minutes. Anybody walking into the 20-square radius of a brony will turn into one. In fact you can turn into a brony just by entering a brony site, interacting with a brony, having contact with Lauren Faust, and by watching the show. You don't even need to interact with a brony to get infected.

Franchise furries religiously return to McDonald's or Burger King to collect every drinking cup or toy in the series. Without franchise furries, the world economy would collapse.

edit What you can do to help

  • Draw a real lion/wolf/tiger out of its cage, and see if the furry runs. He will either do that or sprout an erection, and either way, he dies (unless he is a Dragonfur).
  • Or force them to watch human porn. This exposure to normality will often make their heads explode and their bodies burst into flames.
  • Putting down furries with a dose of arsenic is an option that is much more humane than leg-hold traps.

edit See also

  1. Or at least half of an actual animal, which amounts to the same thing.


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