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"Fun" is the concept of feeling of amusement or happy pleasure from doing something. Contrary to popular belief, fun itself does not actually exist, as when you are supposedly experiencing "fun," your brain is merely trying to convince you that that life is worth living. This is only a primitive survival instinct, and is completely the opposite. So, next time you experience "fun," remember that life really isn't worth living, and kill yourself. Do you believe you're having fun reading this article? Follow the previous instructions. If you somehow cannot, have others help you do so, as they won't have to put up with the brainwashing threat of "fun," and your life will finally be useful, albeit in death. In the world of mathematics, the concept of "fun" is banned … well technically it isn't banned, but it should be, as there's just no reason of having the slightest tinge of pointless naïveness in something as serious as mathematics.
edit The Illusion of "Fun"
You try to hide behind lies of "fun" when in fact you're just trying to mask your insignificance as a human being. You are worthless to everyone you know and the only reason you don't kill yourself is because you'll make a mess when you do and in the end becoming really more trouble than you are worth. You wish that your dreams would come true and try to get at that fading glimpse of happiness but ijim did it first n the end you realize that everything is shit and shit is what shit gets. But actually life is worth living because the great almighty God created this earth for us to have 'fun' and be able to appreciate his creations giving our almighty God happiness and fun for fun.
edit Girls and Fun
Anthropologist Cyndi Lauper noted in her 1983 treatise, "Adolescent Females: The Need for Self-Affirmation and Group Affiliation," that girls just want to have fun. This was proved to be true when "girls gone wild" was first created.
edit Fun in the United States
Fun has been completely banned in 7 U.S. states: Utah, Texas, Mississippi, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri or misery, Florida and South Carolina. Fun is also banned in 16 northern counties of Colorado. New York banned fun altogether during the bloody regime of Generalissimo Rudy Giuliani, but has since relaxed its standards, although not as loosely as prior to Guiliani, when it was legal to have fun by killing a homeless person and jacking off with his entrails. Extreme variants of fun are legal in several other states. In West Virginia, Tennessee, Ohio, Missouri, and Pennsylvania the significantly more dangerous fun with guns is legal.
In California, Hawaii, Vermont and Massachusetts the highly controversial fun with people of your same sex is legal. In Wyoming, Oregon, and Rhode Island you can only have fun with cowboys. Montana allows fun with cowboys, with people of your same sex or with guns but not any combination at the same time. East Dakota allows fun with cowboys, with people of your same sex and with guns in any combination at the same time. The majority of states have minor limitations on fun. Georgia, Iowa and North Carolina only allow fun with Jesus, but there is no legal limit on how much you may consume.
Hawaii allows fun with captured naked native women. Alaska and Pennsylvania have a similar laws, but are rarely invoked. North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, and Michigan allow fun while fucking with Canadians. It is legal to have as much fun as you want in Alabama as long as it is with someone you are related to, and/or involves Forrest Gump. Maryland is the only state that allows fun with crabs. Neighboring Virginia banned the practice in 1997, following an outcry from the state's swinger population. While fun is legal in Arkansas, it is hard to come by, due to the fun bans by the majority of its neighbors. This has been hastened by a fun shortage following the demolitions of Louisiana by God in 2005.
edit Fun in Japan
What is this..."fun"?