Tourette's Syndrome

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(Redirected from Fuckwit)
Jump to: navigation, search
Please take a COON look at the SLOPE talk page of this BIGNOSE article for notes or discussion before SHITBALLS editing.
Bouncywikilogo
For those without WIGGER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CONDOMS article about Tourette's syndrome.
TourettesGuy
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder HONKY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS, sudden TITTYWANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TIANENMEN SQUARE or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BULLSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may pen0r include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAMPONS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOZILLA FIREFOX TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous 30 CASES OF PICKLES utterFUCKance of socially DICKLICK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address CHINK Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is DICKFACE not to be [Insert swear here] confused with DAMN IT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSWIPE random TIANENMEN SQUARE disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, BUTT-HOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAGO BUNG-HOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POWERSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive [expletive deleted] quantities JIZZ of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A TITS Polite Note to the FRAK Author:

N90409469 32192706 6802

The I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette's WINDOWS VISTA Research Institute was BOLLOCKS founded to YID.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOSES article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHETITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SNUFF PORN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSRAPING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of VENEREAL DISEASE Tourrette's sufferers CUM swear. You can ABO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MARGARET THATCHER TV, for always focusing on the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bad side of a terrible NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! thing.
  • The main DOUCHING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSWIPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSHITTER knee FUCKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FRITZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOATSE school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SAND NIGGER sufferers to become DONKEY PUNCHER manically depressed and FELCHMONKEY commit DOG SHIT suicide.
  • There is no FUCKHEAD cure, and the FEMADOM drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH perodol" which caused my entire VENEREAL DISEASE body to go SUGARTITS numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a CONSENSUS tourette syndrome PIG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JAP sorry for CHICKEN SHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SMEG this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a HOLY DUMB FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BRITNEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAT'S COCK, and making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSBANDIT time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. FUCK OFF Regards to Andrew SHITTY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKHEAD punch him if you BONER want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHAKOPEE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my CAMEL JOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHITE to FUCKSTAIN cure HORSE SHIT the RAT'S ASS Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHOAD KISSER for PISS ARTIST Tourette's I WILL END YOU! Syndrome FUCK YOU is SHITSLINGING following VAGINA these MASTURBATION rules DICK in HORSE PENIS order:

  • 1: Avoid ASS immature PENIS little SIGMUND FREUD kids,
  • 2: Count to FASHION BUG within DONKEY PUNCHER 10 COCKSTUFFERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BOOBS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SEMEN nor BONER talk,
  • 4: Tell YUKKY DOODY yourself you BIRD SHIT don't INBRED have KAFFIR this NEOPETS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! WITH NASTY CRAP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ASS MOSES RAGHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP NAZI INBRED FUCKFACE SHIT DONKEY DICK MUGABE HAS AIDS

FLAMING ASS BADGER RAPE WIENER CUNT ANAL JERK OFF FUCKER POLESMOKER YOU WANKER ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS FIRECROTCH DOUCHEBAG FUCKING DYKE CRAPMUNCHER HELLFUCKER WIKIPEDIA TIMBER NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO NEGRO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITE INCEST KRAUT WIENER YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S COCK WHORE DICK TITS SHITFACE ASSWIPE SHITBALLS DAMN COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BRITNEY PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE YOUR MOM BUTTFUCKER BELLEND I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS HELL DUNE COON ARSE ASS COCK JAP JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANKER WIENER ALF HELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BULLCRAP COCKSMOKER FELLATIO TRANNY VENEREAL DISEASE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT BITCH SHITFACE MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN CLIT FUCK A DUCK CRACKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BITCH PUSSY JOHN ELWAY SECOND BALLS WIENER NIPPLES ASSHOLE DICK DICK CHICKEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOATSE WOODPECKERSHIT WIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT ASS ASSFACE FRITZ INBRED BOOBIES FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT SHIT FUCKSTAIN O KURWA! SHIT TWAT DOG SHIT SHITCOCK BELLEND FUCK DAMN IT BASTARD FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING TIT DIRT FUCKING CUNTSWILLING CUNT TWAT GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP MARGARET THATCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FLYING FUCK JOHN ELWAY EXTRA LONG PENIS SCUMBUCKET WILLY WONKA FAG DUMBASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER WOP TITWANK FRIG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN NIPPLES TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKHEAD THONG TASTER HELLFIRE DONKEY DICK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! RAT'S COCK CUNT NIPPLES I WILL KILL YOU! HOSER SHITHEAD DOT HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN PUSSY FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF KNOBJOCKEY YOU WANKER TITS WANK FLYING FUCK ASS BITCH URINE-GARGLING GOBSHITE BALLS DONKEY DICK PISS OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT SHIT SHIT TITWANK JACKASS BASTARD CUNTBUCKET AMERICA ONLINE WANK WALRUS SHIT GOAT DICK ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSFACE DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU JAP SHIT DOG FUCKER MOLDY TITS FLYING FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLIT FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TURD DYKE SHITE REBECCA BLACK JACKASS SHIT JOHNNY FUCKING A PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE BENSON SUCKS SPIC CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BRUSH MA TEETH ASSWIPE SPIC DAMN PISS PISS ARTIST EAT MY SHIT! ARSEBADGERS DAMMIT FLYING FUCK NIPPLES SHITE FELCHING WETBACK CHUFF MOLDY TITS WANK DOUCHING SHITPISSER CUNT GOAT DICK BELLEND BLUE PENIS! BUTT PIRATE JACK OFF ASS SHITE GOD DAMN PISS OFF RICK MORANIS BOLLOCKS I WILL KILL YOU! BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICK PUSSY HONKY LOLCAT ARSE NI FIST FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF NECROPHILIA SHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HOLY DUMB FUCK FAG ASSCRACK FAGGOT DOG SHIT CUNNILINGUS COCK DAMN GOD DAMMIT TONY LA RUSSA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNNILINGUS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BENCH PRESS SHIT PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [expletive deleted] FUCKER BOOBIES JAP PUSSY TITWANK TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD LAKE TITICACA SMEG FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER WIKIPEDIA VAGINA CLEMEN MOCKIE FELCHING DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST NORTH KOREA CLIT FUCK OFF JAP SCUMBAG OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKWIT CHAV RAPE HELL TOSSER SHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WANKSPLAT BOOBIES BALL SACK POMMIE BEAVER FUCK YOU HO FUCK YOU WANKER CHOAD POLACK BULLSHIT CRAPPY BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER POTTYMOUTH DAMMIT ASSHAT SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH PECKERHEAD PENISFUCK PUNANI SHITSLINGING LOLCAT NI YOU WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT I WILL END YOU! DONKEY PUNCHER ARSE ASS LICKER CUNT TOSSER HELL BITCH PEEPEE FLYING FUCK 666 PRICK NIGNOG PEDOPHILIA SHITE BOON FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS NIPPLES ASSHOLE DOODIE HEAD SMEG ORGASM NIGGER FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT INCEST FROG'S FAT ASS DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD INJUN DAMN WIGGER BEANER GO COUNT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT BIG FOOT SPICY CUNT FUCK SPIC BUTT-HEAD CUNT CRAPPER FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTER FUCK FUCK WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL CUNTRAG POOPY WIKIPEDIA CRAP ARSE HONKY FUCKER FENCE JUMPER ASSHAT SOD OFF TITS TACO DONKEY PUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANAL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CONDOMS MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN MOSES JAP PISS ARTIST FAGGOT SHITCUNTING FASHION BUG MARCH OF FLAMES COCKSUCKER [Insert yet another person's name here] BONER REBECCA BLACK NIGGER FUCKER INCEST PEACEFUL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMN JACK OFF CUNTRAG JIZZ FUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK AMERICA ONLINE POOPY WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS OFF WANK KIDDY FIDDLER NAZI CC PLZ DICKHEAD DOUCHETITS TITWANK FIRECROTCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE TONY LA RUSSA FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DUNE COON COON DIPSHIT BASTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PENIS ON A STICK HELLFUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD CUNT SHIT FUCKING A FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! INJUN CUNT DONKEY DICK BULLCRAP BITCH FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS FUCKTARD JESSE McCARTNEY YID FUCKBAG GYPSY WOP DICK CHICKEN GYPSY FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX BITCH SHITE SAND NIGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MICK FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SEX BASTARD BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK CUNNILINGUS WIENER ASSWIPE GRIS ASSWIPE TUBA SHAKOPEE JACKASS GIVING HEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLEVELAND STEAMER SOD CLEMEN MICK CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS MONKEY BALLS ASSHAT WANK DICKLICK ASSCRACK TITS DICKHEAD PEEPEE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT COCK WANK CUNT CHIGGER CONSENSUS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ COON TOSSER SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK HEIL HITLER! CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMMIT POLAK NECROPHILIA [EXPLETIVE] COCKSMOKER SHITE DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A RAT'S COCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I WILL END YOU! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELLFUCKER SEMEN POTTYMOUTH FUCKWIT ASSWIPE DAMN IT DUMBASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKFACE BOON FUCKBAG TACO TITS & DICKS FIRECROTCH WALRUS SHIT INBRED CUNTRAG RICK MORANIS FELCHMONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE CUNT RAT'S ASS DAMNATION FELCHMONKEY FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE PUSSYLICKER WIENER CROTCH REDSKIN BASTARD SHIT HO WANKER FUCKSTAIN WIENER FELCHMONKEY SHITCUNTING BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN BARBRA STREISAND SPICY CUNT FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT NORTH KOREA BALLS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FELCHING CONSENSUS COON QUEEF SHITCUNTING MOSES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMN CHOAD PISS MOCKIE CRAPMUNCHER EMO DAMN FLYING FUCK SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK A DUCK and with the ASSHOLE and his CUNT of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about QUEEF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GARBAGE DAY! also

Jsay
TheJeeMan
FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


Fat man
   v  d  e
Fundamental Stereotypes
Adults | African Americans | Americans | Aspies | Armenians | Australians | Babies | Basement-dwellers | Beatniks | Bros | Blacks | Blondes | Boys | Brazilians | Brits | Brunettes | Canadians | Captains | Cavemen | Children | Christians | Communists | Cutters | Dead people | Dolphins | Douches | Dummies | Elves | Emos | Extremely Ugly People | Fantards | Fascists | Fat People | Feminists | Flying Gypsies | Foreigners | French | Frisians | Furries | Gays | Geordies | Germans | Ghosts | Girls | Gnomes | Heroes | Hindus | Hippies | Hipsters | Hispanics | Humans | Idiots | Indians | Irish | Italians | Japanese | Jehovah's Witnesses | Jews | KKK | Lesbos | Men | Mermaids | Metalheads | Metrosexuals | Midgets | Minsters | Mormons | Muslims | Native Americans | Nazis | Nerds | Newfies | Ninjas | N00bs | Nuns | Ninja Pirates | New Yorkers | Old people | Pagans | Perverts | Pikeys | Pimps | Pirates | Poles | Preggos | Poor people | Politicians | Preps | Psychics | Redheads | Rednecks | Retards | Rich people | Romanians | Russians | Satanists | Scarecrows | Scots | Southern People | Teenagers | Thieves | Transsexuals | Trolls | Toddlers | Tourettes People | Trekkies | Vegetarians | Whites | Wiccans | Wiggers | Wookiees | Women | Yuppies | Zionists | Zombies
Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is PEACEFUL funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BONER subject. If you do not find it funny WOODPECKERSHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED DICK CHICKEN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CROTCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BUTTFUCKER joke loses its humour BOB SAGET when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DICK CHICKEN ignorant, then you wouldn't have LIMEY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAMN CHOAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSLINGING BOLLOCKS!!!!!I <3 COCK
Common mental illnesses

Addiction | Attention Deficit Disorder | Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder | Anorexia | Autism | Awkwardness | Bipolar disorder | Bisexuality | Bulimia | Coldplay | Common sense | Compulsive Linking Disorder | Cornography Addiction | Corpsearianism | Death | Dianamania | Drug addiction | Dyscalculia | Dyslexia | EastEnders | Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) | Environmentalism | Existence | Furries | Fishing | Finnegans Wake | Heterosexuality | Homosexuality | Hooliganism | Hypochondria | Ikea | Life | Masturbation | MWGS | Narcissism | Necrophilia | Necrophiliphobia | Niynelevenitis | Pacifism | Patriotism | Penis Envy | People Who Like to Fuck Naked | Particularly Compulsive Redundant Linking Disorder | Pyromania | Religion | Sarah Palin | Schizophrenia | Scottishness | Socks Addiction | Solipsism | Stupidity | Thinking | Tourettes Syndrome | Ugliness | Uncyclopedia Addiction | Vanity | Vegetarianism | VGA | Wikiholism

view  discuss  edit
Personal tools
In other languages
projects