Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOOBS, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PORCH MONKEY or MOZILLA FIREFOX vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NICARAGUA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONGSHOVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS ARTIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAGHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUGARTITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NEGRO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WETBACK utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DUMBASS television programs to address ASSCRACK Tourette's syndrome.

KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's is PISS ARTIST not to be WOODPECKERSHIT confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITCOCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POLESMOKER random WANK disorientation, culturally-GOBSHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUGFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JIGGABOO language, GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHEBAG quantities PUSSY of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A REDSKIN Polite Note to the SEX Author:

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The SUITCASE PENIS Tourette's FUCKFACE Research Institute was FUCK A DUCK founded to ART METAL PRODUCTS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOUCHETITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBS article BEANER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOATSE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WETBACK Tourrette's sufferers SUCK A BIG DICK swear. You can DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MACACA TV, for always focusing on the BONER bad side of a terrible JESSE McCARTNEY thing.
  • The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FROG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'VAGINA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee JAP NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ART METAL PRODUCTS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD BLESS AMERICA school for ANAL DIABETES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become 30 CASES OF PICKLES manically depressed and CAMEL JOCKEY commit RAT'S ASS suicide.
  • There is no WHORE cure, and the BEAVER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA tics often have adverse FUCKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGNOG perodol" which caused my entire AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI body to go BUTTFUCKER numb and PUSSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a BUGGER tourette syndrome HELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PUSSY the BONG public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TIMBER NIGGER sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? this that really ASSWIPE annoys me. I am working towards a HOLY DUMB FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TIT DIRT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA, and making fun of a WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? horrible disorder is (not) SOD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best SACRAMENTO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICK IN A BOX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. WANKER Regards to Andrew CLEMEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

Mr. janitor

The NIGNOG bastard who wrote this article. You can BOOBIES punch him if you SHITFACE want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough MUGABE'S MOMMA problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JUNGLE BUNNY saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my EPIDIDYMIS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSCRACK to FLYING RAT'S ASS cure PIG the SHUT UP, MEG! Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICK CHICKEN for TRANNY Tourette's LIMEY Syndrome PENISFUCK is ASSHAT following ASSCRACK these TACO rules SONNY BILL WILLIAMS in FRENCH TICKLER order:

  • 1: Avoid BUNG-HOLE immature PUSSY little TAMPON IN MY ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to REDNECK within SHIT 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUM 4CHAN nor TOSSER talk,
  • 4: Tell LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD yourself you DICK CHICKEN don't RUSKIE have WEHATEMARIO this SUCK COCKS IN HELL! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WITH NASTY INJUN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIGGER GO HOME AND DIE BIG FOOT BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCK OFF HELL PENISFUCK BORDER HOPPER

PIECE OF SHIT RUSKIE ASSFACE COCK CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER RAGHEAD FUCKFACE VAGINA SEMEN WIENER ABO WIENER SAGGY TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL FUCK FUCK OFF INCEST SHITSLINGING BITCH BUGGER SHITFACE BOOBS GIVING HEAD SEX BALLS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PAKI DOUCHEBAG RANDY TRAVIS WANK BASTARD ARSE TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS CRAP ON A STICK FLAMING ASS BADGER TWAT NIGGER TITS PIECE OF SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK NIGNOG FLYING RAT'S ASS STEVE BALLMER SHITE SHITE RAT'S COCK REDSKIN PISS OFF WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKWIT FELCHING FUCK YOU DICK TITS BOOBIES DICKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK EAT MY SHIT! BITCH PEARL NECKLACE ASS PUSSY SHITTY ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD ASSCRACK PISS OFF POLACK TITS WANKSPLAT SOD OFF WANK NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIRD SHIT HAIL SATAN! PISS OFF FRENCH TICKLER FRIG DOG FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HATE HATE HAT TAFFY NEGRO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEX DICKHEAD FEWMETS BALLS SHIT CAMEL FUCKER MUGABE HAS AIDS P'KANG BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING A DOUCHING NICARAGUA WINDOWS VISTA SCUMBAG DONKEY PUNCHER SLOPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANKER SHIT BOB SAGET TWAT BOOBS SHIT FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS NORTH KOREA GENITALIA ARSEBADGERS FUCKING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SOD OFF BLUMPKIN BITCH SHITE CUNTBUCKET FEWMETS FUCK PISS DOT HEAD PENIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFUCKER BASTARD PEEPEE SHITHEAD HELL CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DICK ASSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA POMMIE DIPSHIT COCKGOBLIN SHIT SHITSLINGING CHENEY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ASSWIPE NIGNOG 666 SHITTY BITCH ASSHAT WANKSPLAT THONG TASTER BOLLOCKS LOLCAT GOD DAMMIT BUGGER OFF JAP FAGGOT 666 PISSHOLE FROG GIVING HEAD JACKASS JOHNNY GRINGO PISS OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CRAP NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPIC TWAT FUCKBAG BORDER HOPPER PAKI FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA HELL HELL ASSHAT COCK SCROTUM CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER NIPPLES DAMN SLOPE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BEANER DOUCHETITS CONAN O'BRIAN YOU WANKER DAMN SHITCOCK FUCKWIT MARY WHITEHOUSE GOOK FUCKWIT WOP TOWELHEAD DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOZILLA FIREFOX FU SPANG FUCK HITLER POOPY BUTT PIRATE HOSER JESSE McCARTNEY JACK OFF WILLY WONKA RAT'S COCK ASS SPIC KRAUT TACO CHICKEN SHIT ARSE SHITSLINGING PRICK SHITCUNTING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSWIPE REBECCA BLACK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSFACE DUMBASS DAMN MOCKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT FRIG COMMUNIST DILDO FELCHING SCROTUM FUCKING A JOHN SMILEY FACE REDNECK FROG CUNTBUCKET MALL SANTA PISS ARTIST COON INBRED HEIL HITLER! ABO DONKEY PUNCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTTFUCKER 666 CUNT WANKSPLAT PUSSY FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE CRAPPY FELLATIO PUSSY FUCKFACE POLESMOKER CUNNILINGUS MALARKY FROG'S FAT ASS WANKSPLAT RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CARPET MUNCHER CUM DYKE BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GANGBANG MOZILLA FIREFOX IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITPISSER CROTCH CUNTRAG TITS CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MAMA MIA ASSCRACK CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF SHIT KRAUT SHITFACE ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKBAG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CROTCH COCK BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHIT FU SPANG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHAKOPEE INCEST 4CHAN RAGHEAD YOU WANKER ASS CHING CHONG CHINK ASS DAMNATION GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT WIGGER PUSSY RAT'S COCK PENISBIRD GOD DAMN JAP FU SPANG GENITALIA FUCKHEAD PRICK JERK OFF FUCK A DUCK JERK OFF CUNTRAG DICK TITS HADJI DARTH VADER DIPSHIT FUDGEPACKER BOOBS GOD DAMN CUNT RIVER CRABS SUCK MASTURBATION WOP NEGRO FUCKTARD FELLATIO FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA NI TITS DAMMIT GARBAGE DAY! FUCKHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SAND NIGGER GREASER FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH RAT'S ASS BASTARD SHITE DOUCHE NAZI COLGATE ASSFACE INCEST INBRED WANK MONKEY SHIT FELCHING FUCKER SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTER FUCK CANNED QUOTE SCROTUM BUGFUCK JACKASS SHIT BIGNOSE FUCK ASS CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN JACK ABRAMOFF TESTICLE CHOKE WANK AUTOFELLATIO CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS FENCE JUMPER COCKSMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS TWISTY VAGINA THONG TASTER FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK CHENEY JACKASS THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS DAMMIT HOMO NICARAGUA DOG SHIT ARSE FUCK DAMN SHITHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BALL SACK BEAVER BUTTFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK HO NECROPHILIA WANK SON OF A BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! INBRED FUCKWIT PRICK TOTAL FELCHING PENIS ON A STICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK DOODIE HEAD WANK CHAV CRAP ON A STICK BITCH TWAT SHIT DICKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS HADJI BUTTFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER BULLSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK pen0r SHITSLINGING CROTCH TITTYWANK FUCKER BITCH SPUNK GOD BLESS AMERICA CHIGGER SEX BITCH JOHNNY BITCH DICKHEAD FUCKER CHIGGER KRAUT TURD ASSFACE HELL JACK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK CONAN O'BRIAN SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMN JAP MALARKY RAGHEAD RUSKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN IT POOPOO ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSWIPE GINGERBREAD NAZI SHIT PUSSYLICKER CUNT POMMIE GOAT DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS QUEEF WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER INCEST LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NICARAGUA PENISBIRD GANGBANG NORTH KOREA SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT POTTYMOUTH TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK GINGERBREAD JAP CUNTRAG COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BRITNEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASS JACKASS HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU SHAKOPEE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN ASSFACE FUCK OFF FUCKBAG BULLSHIT NAZI BALLS ARSEBADGERS MALARKY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN WANKER PUNANI DONKEY PUNCHER EMO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BLUE PENIS! DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PENISBIRD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PUSSY SHIT YID DAMN BULLSHIT YOU WANKER BOOBS SHITSLIDE NAZI SON OF A BITCH SOD OFF DICKLICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT DICK IN A BOX TAFFY BELGIUM WHORE YOU WANKER AAAAAAAAA! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES BATMAN & ROBIN CUNNILINGUS NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER PENIS DICKLICK FRIG TITS & DICKS FEWMETS HOT GRITS PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT WIGGER INBRED HELL FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES WIENER SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHENEY JOHN ELWAY DAMN COON FUCK YOU Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF MY ASS and with the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE and his TIT SPRINKLES of girraffes in which COMMUNIST DILDO while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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