Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD BLESS AMERICA neurochemical FUCK disorder REBECCA BLACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden DAMNATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or DOUCHEBAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WOP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOG FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOLDY TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INBRED suck my mothers words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SON OF A BITCH utterFUCKance of socially DOUCHE NAZI objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF SHIT television programs to address BULLCRAP Tourette's syndrome.

SPUNK Tourette's is DAMN not to be FIST FUCK confused with DOUCHETITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITTING DICK NIPPLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISSHOLE random SON OF A BITCH disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ANUSCAKE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, TOTAL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places AY-AY-AY JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKSTAIN souvenir shoppes and massive AAAAAAAAA! quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES VAGINA garbage.

Darnit.

A POMMIE Polite Note to the O CANADA Author:

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The I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's KIKE Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RICK MORANIS article CUNNILINGUS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCUMBUCKET I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSMOKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCUNTING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WETBACK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can BALL SACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS SHIT TV, for always focusing on the PECKERHEAD bad side of a terrible COON thing.
  • The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSEBADGERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOU SUCK BALLS knee SUCK MY DICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS ARTIST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DONKEY PUNCHER school for RANDY TRAVIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'LL RAPE YOU sufferers to become SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT manically depressed and FUCKTARD commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
  • There is no PENIS cure, and the AUTOFELLATIO drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKSTAIN tics often have adverse DICK IN A BOX side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUM perodol" which caused my entire SIGMUND FREUD body to go TWAT numb and TEDDY BEARS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the PEEPEE drug.

I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome TONY LA RUSSA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAGO the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LAKE TITICACA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KIDDY FIDDLER sorry for MASTURBATION "hi-jacking" your SHITFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS UP MY ARSE this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a BOON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING A, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BELGIUM time.

Best CLUSTER FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. JIGGABOO Regards to Andrew ORGASM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

Mr. janitor

The ARSE bastard who wrote this article. You can SUITCASE PENIS punch him if you ARSE want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONALD RUMSFELD saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SONNY BILL WILLIAMS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BIRD SHIT to SPIC cure ASSHOLE the FUCKTARD Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUCHETITS for SHITBALLS Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome SHIT is O KURWA! following SHITFACE these GOD DAMMIT rules BITCH in FUCKING order:

  • 1: Avoid GENITALIA immature ASS little PUSSYLICKER kids,
  • 2: Count to LET'S SHIT within MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 10 SODseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GO HOME AND DIE FUCKBAG GANGBANG nor JACKASS SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell FLYING RAT'S ASS yourself you NI don't MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE have CHENEY this BOOBIES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHRISTHUMPER WITH NASTY BOOBS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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PHELPS SOD BLUMPKIN DAMN WIGGER TIANENMEN SQUARE TUBA COMMUNION WAFER DEVELOPERS! ORGASM TITMOUSE HOMO BORDER HOPPER EMO GOOK DIRTY SANCHEZ MONKEY SHIT DAMN ANUSCAKE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING CHING CHONG CHINK CRAP AAAAAAAAA! WANK SLOPE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK WIENER TRANNY DICKHEAD FAGGOT GOBSHITE KNOBJOCKEY BANGKOK SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT SHITE CTHULHU FHTAGN [expletive deleted] PORCH MONKEY DONKEY DICK FUCKING A SCROTUM GOAT DICK CUNT MICK MOTHERFUCKER RAPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL GANGBANG POMMIE BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA 666 NEGRO BASTARD PENIS ON A BUN I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! DICK TITS FUCK OFF FRITZ ASSWANKING FAILURE! CHOLERA IS FUN! DAMN BITCH AUTOFELLATIO ALF GANGBANG BEANER CRAPPY TWISTY VAGINA BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER PENIS BUTTFUCKER TIANENMEN SQUARE FUCKFACE JERRY JAP DAMN LET'S SHIT 666 KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU SHITE MASTURBATION FRENCH TICKLER TOSSER DONGSHOVER CRAPMUNCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN CUNTBUCKET CLUSTER FUCK SHITBALLS WETBACK MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING NICARAGUA CRAP ON A STICK BALLS GIVING HEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHOLE FAGGOT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE RUSKIE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT ARSE DOUCHEBAG CUNT SUCK MY COCK DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING CUNT FUCKWIT ARSEBADGERS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD SHITTY FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LET'S SHIT TWISTY VAGINA GRINGO BUTT PIRATE ORGASM SEX CLEMEN JAP RUSTY TROMBONE 666 PEARL NECKLACE BRITNEY FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE REBECCA BLACK DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH ASSBANDIT COMMUNION WAFER SHIT TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOCKIE BIG FOOT YOU WANKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT MALL SANTA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS POMMIE DOUCHEBAG SHIT TOTAL SOD OFF SHITSKIN SAGGY TITS CUNT BONER CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKHEAD BOOBS DAMN RAT'S COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES NORTH KOREA suck my mothers CUNTSWILLING SEX FUCKFACE TOURETTE'S IS FUN FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LAKE TITICACA CAMEL JOCKEY REDNECK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMN TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS WIKIPEDIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! 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WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN YOU SUCK BALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT SHITFACE PIG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK WALRUS SHIT COCK CAMEL JOCKEY SON OF A BITCH BALLS DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHENEY ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN HELL VAGINA SHIT DOT HEAD CUNTYMINTS PIGFUCKER PUNANI POLACK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] [Insert silly non-swear here] NICARAGUA INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE ABO DICKHEAD BUTT-HOLE SOD REDSKIN ASS P'KANG DOT HEAD JERK OFF JACKASS BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI SHIT TWAT FUCKWIT SHITHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE BARBRA STREISAND BENCH PRESS CRACKER TWAT PISS CRAPPY SEX TEDDY BEARS MICK VAGINA FROG ARSE JIZZ FUCKTARD TESTICLE CHOKE PIGFUCKER SHITPISSER SHITCUNTING NECROPHILIA BALL SACK PISSHOLE FUCKWIT JAP RAT'S COCK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKTARD JACKASS O CANADA A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JACKASS SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SUCK MY COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FAGGOT CHINK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALL SACK BLUMPKIN MALARKY VENEREAL DISEASE PENISBIRD NIPPLES HORSE PENIS SUGARTITS GOD DAMN PISS ABO TAMPONS HELL DAMN WOP BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACK OFF SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE MILF JUSTIN BIEBER CLUSTER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY DICK TOSSER GANGBANG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CLEVELAND STEAMER JIGGABOO CUM GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS BOOBIES ALEX TREBEK BITCH CLUSTER FUCK ASSHAT INCEST SOD CROTCH POLESMOKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANKER FUCKTARD DICKLICK ASS FASHION BUG BALL SACK MONKEY SHIT HOSER WIENER FUCK YOU MALARKY SHIT ARSE SHAKOPEE DOUCHE SHITFACE SHITFACE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUM FELCHING CUNT DAMN SCUMBUCKET SHITE SHITE CHICKEN SHIT ASS ASSWIPE GOD DAMN PISS FUCK PAKI TONY LA RUSSA COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWISTY VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFACE DICK MALARKY BULLSHIT ASSCRACK FUCKFUCKFUCK WIGGER ASSCRACK POLACK 666 FUCK WANKSPLAT TACO CAMEL JOCKEY BOYCOTT VIACOM! I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND P'KANG CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM NIGGER DIPSHIT BOOBS NIGNOG RAT'S ASS SHITTY NIPPLES WHORE JIZZ FUCKWIT BUGGER CUNT GOD DAMMIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CARPET MUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER ASS LICKER SPUNK FIST FUCK POWERSHIT GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA DILDO CHENEY CRAPPY D'OH FUCK YOU GRINGO SPIC BULLSHIT BOOBS WANK BITCH PIECE OF SHIT MOLDY TITS ARSEBADGERS FIST FUCK POOPY ASSFACE ASS LICKER PEDOPHILIA CHOAD KISSER SHAKOPEE TURD PUSSY TRANNY TURD FELCHING SHITSLINGING CUNTSWILLING DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST PUNANI FUCKBAG DOUCHE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISSHOLE FUCK YOU YOUR MOM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAT'S ASS and with the JIGGABOO and his DAMN of girraffes in which KNOBJOCKEY while reading about HITLER!!!!!!!!!

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