Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TIMBER NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder STEVE BALLMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIPPLES, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements VAGINA or BULLSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KIKE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY'S UNCLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHINK WEHATEMARIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COON utterFUCKance of socially GRAPE PENIS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMMIT television programs to address FUCKING A Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is ASSFACE not to be HELL confused with SAND NIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOLLOCKS random SHITFUCKER disorientation, culturally-CROTCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I'LL RAPE YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER language, BEAVER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RUSKIE SAND NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FAG souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the TACO Author:

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The NIGGER Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was SCROTUM founded to RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article 30 CASES OF PICKLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCUMBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMMIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHRISTHUMPER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGNOG TV, for always focusing on the INBRED bad side of a terrible DICKHEAD thing.
  • The main JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIPSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIENER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PUSSY knee DARTH VADER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [Insert stupid word you just made up here] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for FUCKFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and URINE-GARGLING commit NIGNOG suicide.
  • There is no EXTRA LONG PENIS cure, and the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the PRICK tics often have adverse COCKSUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITSLINGING perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go INJUN numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BENSON SUCKS it is without the DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome HELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is AAAAAAAAA! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK "hi-jacking" your LOGJAMMER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUNG-HOLE this that really ASS LICKER annoys me. I am working towards a CHIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CONDOMS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! horrible disorder is (not) suck my mothers funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROG'S FAT ASS time.

Best POMMIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. NECROPHILIA Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

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The YOUR MOM bastard who wrote this article. You can TWAT punch him if you POLESMOKER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

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AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ORGASM saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BONER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How POLAK to DAMN cure WHORE the FUCKER Tourette's CUNTYMINTS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SNUFF PORN for SOD OFF Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome CRACKER is FUDGEPACKER following BITCH these SCUMBAG rules SCUMBAG in NEGRO order:

  • 1: Avoid DELICIOUS CAKE immature DYKE little SEMPRINI kids,
  • 2: Count to HAIL SATAN! within I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL 10 NIGGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITTY TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA nor BITCH talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you LET'S SHIT don't MOTHERFUCKER have GOD DAMMIT this DIPSHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK OFF CHING CHONG CHINK DOG SHIT SHITHEAD CONDOMS WANK BLUE PENIS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PAKI BITCH

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHE FUCKWIT [Insert swear here] TAMPONS BALL SACK CUNT FUCKSTAIN SHITTY TITWANK FAGGOT NIPPLES RICK MORANIS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU DOG FUCKER BUTT-HOLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUTTFUCKER PRICK BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER SHITE BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT BASTARD JACKASS CHUFF BUTT PIRATE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHITFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FOUR-EYES DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD PENIS BITCH CLIT FRENCH TICKLER SHITE BALL SACK CRAP ON A STICK PENIS DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY GRAPE PENIS FLYING FUCK DUMBASS FUCKWIT TITTIES CHUFF FUCKER MILF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BONER WIENER MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING BONER SHITCOCK TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS PUSSY BUGGER OFF GANGBANG FAG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! NIPPLES RUSKIE POOPOO TITWANK FUCK OFF BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER PRICK PUSSY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFUCKER CUNT HELL DICKLICK BOOBS CLUSTER FUCK STEVE BALLMER THONG TASTER CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE NAZI ASS LICKER SHITSKIN FELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT O KURWA! HELL FRIG GOD DAMMIT FRAK BASTARD 666 LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELLFUCKER RAPE PUNANI CUNT LAPPER MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS BALL SACK LIMEY WALRUS SHIT BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO ANAL FUCK NUGGET FUCKING FUCK D'OH TUBA DOUCHING ARSEBADGERS SHIT NIPPLES NIGNOG BULLSHIT REDNECK CHINK FUCK OFF JACKASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NICARAGUA CUNTSWILLING CHOAD TACO CUNNILINGUS NICARAGUA RAGHEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HITLER BASTARD FAG SHITTY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKHEAD and with the 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT and his PUSSY of girraffes in which BOLLOCKS while reading about THONG TASTER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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