Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PEDOPHILIA neurochemical FUCK disorder CHING CHONG CHINK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CROTCH, sudden WOODPECKERSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or BOOBS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGNOG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FREEDOM OF SPEECH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HAIL SATAN! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK FREEDOM OF SPEECH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MALARKY utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBAG objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN IT television programs to address PEEPEE Tourette's syndrome.

I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's is FUCKING A not to be SUITCASE PENIS confused with GANGBANG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAGO random GOBSHITE disorientation, culturally-COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BATHING SUIT AREA language, BOB SAGET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FOREIGN CURRENCY I'LL RAPE YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities TITTIES of ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the WANK Author:

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The NEGRO Tourette's HELL Research Institute was FUCKING founded to PISS OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHENEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I WILL END YOU! article IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GANGBANG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance EXTRA LONG PENIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOMO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers ASSWIPE swear. You can HADJI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the COCK bad side of a terrible FUCK YOU thing.
  • The main P'KANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee SUCK MY DICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEDOPHILIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! school for WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SNUFF PORN sufferers to become FREEDOM OF SPEECH manically depressed and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP commit FUCK suicide.
  • There is no BUTTFUCKER cure, and the FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CROTCH tics often have adverse NICARAGUA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITTY perodol" which caused my entire BORDER HOPPER body to go SHITHEAD numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than KIKE it is without the FUCKBAG drug.

I am an active member of a DAMMIT tourette syndrome BOON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HORSE SHIT the BORDER HOPPER public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BULLSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOOK sorry for SOD OFF "hi-jacking" your SLOPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS FASCIST this that really CHOAD KISSER annoys me. I am working towards a GENITALIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEDOPHILIA, and making fun of a DICKLICK horrible disorder is (not) SAND NIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? time.

Best I'LL RAPE YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WIKIPEDIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. VAGINA Regards to Andrew TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

Mr. janitor

The GENITALIA bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMN punch him if you PENIS want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SEX intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BUNG-HOLE to P'KANG cure WANKSPLAT the I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's MASTURBATION Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAPE for GOD DAMMIT Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome POLACK is VAGINA following BLUE PENIS! these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules FUCKING in CROTCH order:

  • 1: Avoid DICKFACE immature WIGGER little DOUCHE kids,
  • 2: Count to SEMEN within ABO 10 TOURETTE'S IS FUNseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOUCHE JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER nor FRIG talk,
  • 4: Tell SHIT yourself you FROG'S FAT ASS don't ANAL have FLYING RAT'S ASS this FUCKING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BUGGER DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK QUEEF BEAVER FUCK OFF WIGGER CUNTRAG

ANUSCAKE ANAL DIABETES TOTAL QUEEF BUGGER SHITCUNTING PENIS BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF BUGFUCK PUSSY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BALLS GOATSE VAGINA SHITE ASSHOLE FEWMETS SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE DUNE COON CRAPMUNCHER WANK WEHATEMARIO BUGFUCK CHIGGER JAP ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS REDSKIN JOHNNY CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT ASS FASCIST BARBRA STREISAND SHITFUCKER ASSRAPING CLEMEN GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL PRICK P'KANG O KURWA! WANK DUMBASS MALARKY SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITHEAD CUNTYMINTS ANAL INJUN FIRECROTCH TRANNY FRIG AUTOFELLATIO HENTAI DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN NIGGER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FUCK RAPE LOLCAT BUTTFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT WANK BUKKAKE BELGIUM SEX SHIT SCUMBUCKET CROTCH FOREIGN CURRENCY BONER COCKGOBLIN JACKASS CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE ASSHOLE AMERICA ONLINE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FREEDOM OF SPEECH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS [Insert swear here] SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ GREASER SHITE SHIT CUM DICK IN A BOX BUKKAKE GO HOME AND DIE CROTCH YOU WANKER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! INJUN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTIES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FRIG CRAP OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS FASCIST PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK GREASER CHINK CHOAD CUNNILINGUS JOHN ELWAY CROTCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING CLIT CUNT CRAPFUCKER FUCKER BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY ASS TITS FOREIGN CURRENCY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOZILLA FIREFOX SNUFF PORN BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN TACO COCK FUCK YOU ASSWIPE ORGASM CHAV HOMO BONER MONKEY SHIT CUNT CRAPPER SEX PUSSY SCUMBAG FUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 TWISTY VAGINA JACK OFF BASTARD JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT VAGINA DICKHEAD TITTYWANK DOG SHIT ASS LICKER suck my mothers CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA NIPPLES ARSE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF THIS IS SPARTA! SON OF A BITCH CROTCH DOUCHEBAG TWISTY VAGINA FUCK YOU ASSFACE FUCKER DAGO ARSE WIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE POLAK DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER SUGARTITS YID WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNT PEDOPHILIA BALLS AMERICA ONLINE FUCKWIT O CANADA TITWANK ARSE FEMADOM ASSHOLE ASSFACE SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK RAPE FUCKWIT BUTT-HOLE SHIT GOD DAMMIT [Insert swear here] FUCK OFF WIGGER NIGNOG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CONDOMS CRAP ON A STICK POOPOO NIGNOG WANK DONKEY DICK BALL SACK CUNTRAG FAG ARSE ASS WANK SHIT CUNT PENISBIRD HORSE SHIT GRAPE PENIS JIZZ TWISTY VAGINA FUCK SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE SHITTY HOT GRITS FUCKING FLYING FUCK BASTARD SHIT JAP INBRED SHITTY TITMOUSE NIGGER NEOPETS TOWELHEAD FRIG DICKFACE SHIT CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA PICKANINNY ASSHOLE DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! THONG TASTER RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER SOD DEVELOPERS! MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PENIS OH SHI– SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHOAD SMEG FUCKFACE TWISTY VAGINA BLUMPKIN PAKI FUCK FAGGOT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JAP PISS ARTIST DICK IN A BOX DIPSHIT BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH COCK FENCE JUMPER FOUR-EYES FUCKFACE WANK SON OF A BITCH CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BUTTFUCKER DONKEY DICK SON OF A BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSCRACK BALL SACK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS LICKER SEMEN ASSRAPING HAPPINESS WANK BUGGER QUEEF JIGGABOO BUGFUCK SHITTY SHUT UP, MEG! DOUCHEBAG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITE CUNT HAPPINESS LIMEY TITWANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COON MALARKY COCK BALL SACK BELGIUM O KURWA! FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY JACK OFF PIG DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! MASTURBATION BUTT PIRATE WANK FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE WETBACK TITTIES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH SOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FOREIGN CURRENCY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE [expletive deleted] CHINK PISS OFF ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANKSPLAT WETBACK SHITFUCKER URINE-GARGLING DICKHEAD MALARKY FUCK OFF JESSE McCARTNEY MONKEY BALLS PISS TIMBER NIGGER SHITE SHITSLINGING BASTARD FOREIGN CURRENCY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JACKASS SHIT PIGFUCKER DICKLICK FUCK YOU FUCK INBRED AUTOFELLATIO JERK OFF BARBRA STREISAND JAP BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSWIPE BASTARD FUCKTARD PUSSYLICKER NEOPETS ASSHOLE ORGASM WANKER RAT'S COCK DAMN TITTIES PENIS [expletive deleted] DONKEY DICK NAZI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKLICK COON WANKER SON OF A BITCH FLAMEVIPER ASSCRACK SHITE CROTCH MOCKIE FELLATIO INJUN COCKSMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE FASHION BUG D'OH CROTCH FUCKING MOCKIE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCKWIT FUCK CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE POLAK DICKWAD SHITCOCK MALARKY CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER FELCHING JACKASS SHIT CUNT MILF TOWELHEAD FUCKING SLOPE 666 REDSKIN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSWIPE BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKING SPIC MARCH OF FLAMES SHITHEAD RAPE FRIG WOODPECKERSHIT LENS CRAFTERS GIVING HEAD BITCH QUEEF WANK WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST TITS SAGGY TITS GOD DAMN TAMPONS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PUSSYLICKER PISS RAT'S COCK BEAVER GANGBANG DIPSHIT FUCKING LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFACE FUCK CUNT RAT'S ASS CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS BITCH CARPET MUNCHER CHIGGER DAMN FUCKBAG ASSHOLE BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS KIKE SEX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK URINE-GARGLING BUTT-HOLE BUGGER CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD SHITBALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! PORCH MONKEY FUCKING JUMP! PENIS ON A BUN LIMEY SHITHEAD WIENER DOUCHE DILDO CUM pen0r GOOK FIST FUCK DAGO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER JOHNNY FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH YOU WANKER REDSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU WOP CUNTRAG BUTT PIRATE BIG FOOT CHINK SPUNK MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS MARGARET THATCHER GOOK BLOWJOB TURD LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF WANK TAMPONS DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD ABO GOOK DONKEY PUNCHER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUNTING ASSCRACK PENIS ON A BUN JOHNNY DICKFACE TOSSER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD BASTARD DICK TWAT INJUN BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE CROTCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKHEAD FAG GREASER HONKY FLYING RAT'S ASS REDNECK PISS ARTIST DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER FEATURED FUCKTARD BUKKAKE BEAVER CUNT FUCKING SHITTY ARSE ASSFACE BITCH PRICK SHITFACE DOUCHE SHITFACE suck my mothers LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKER BELLEND POMMIE GRINGO FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA RUSKIE DICKHEAD BUGGER RAGHEAD ARSE EPIDIDYMIS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the CUNT and his INBRED of girraffes in which FROG'S FAT ASS while reading about JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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