Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITTY neurochemical FUCK disorder POO POO BLOWJOB characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DUMBASS, sudden TACO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACKASS or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANUSCAKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS ARTIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHETITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITTIES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN SHIT utterFUCKance of socially SHITFACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN IT Tourette's is ANUSCAKE not to be CUNT confused with YOUR MOM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SON OF A BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT disorientation, culturally-BIBLE BASHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PORCH MONKEY language, ASSHOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER ASSFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HOT GRITS souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities RANDY TRAVIS of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the MARGARET THATCHER Author:

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The CUNT Tourette's SCUMBUCKET Research Institute was CHOAD founded to JACKASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS article SHITFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MASTURBATION I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEMEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NECROPHILIA Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can RAPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELCHING TV, for always focusing on the BUTTFUCKER bad side of a terrible FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD thing.
  • The main NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DUMBASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTRAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S COCK knee BUTTFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JACK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTER FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for ORGASM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WOODPECKERSHIT sufferers to become FUCKER manically depressed and LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS commit DONKEY DICK suicide.
  • There is no SAMUEL L. JACKSON cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOSSER tics often have adverse ASS FASCIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK perodol" which caused my entire ASSRAMMER body to go MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! numb and I LIKE SCHOOL basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWAT it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST tourette syndrome HOSER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SMEG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for TOTAL "hi-jacking" your FUCK YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG'S FAT ASS this that really SAND NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIGNOG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AUTOFELLATIO, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) TURD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS OFF time.

Best RICK MORANIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those KOREA LOVER countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you PIG want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TIT SPRINKLES saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How JACKASS SHIT to SHUT UP, MEG! cure BRITNEY the GANGBANG Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FIST FUCK for PENISPENISPENIS!!! Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is RAGHEAD following HORSE PENIS these WIENER rules PISSHOLE in LOLCAT order:

  • 1: Avoid DAMN immature CUNT little PUSSYLICKER kids,
  • 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 10 FUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BONER DIPSHIT DAMN nor HORSE SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you MOZILLA FIREFOX don't GOAT DICK have DICKFACE this GOATSE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD OFF WITH NASTY 666 DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS HOSER GOD BLESS AMERICA JIZZ SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE

WANK JAP DICK FELCHING SHITCOCK FUCKING VAGINA SHITFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITFUCKER SHITFACE PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK TWAT TITTYWANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE INCEST CRAP ON A STICK ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN BASTARD COCKSMOKER GYPSY I LIKE SCHOOL FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO 666 BUTT PIRATE FUCKER TITS BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN FUCKFACE SHITFACE DEVELOPERS! BUKKAKE DAMN IT FUCK CHIGGER SACRAMENTO ASSCRACK KRAUT DUMBASS SUCK A BIG DICK DEVELOPERS! FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE CLEMEN BELLEND FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD JACKASS I AM CORNHOLIO! BITCH FUCK YOU SLOPE WIGGER POLACK BONER FUCKFACE DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BITCH VAGINA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN SHITCOCK BUGGER GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD ARSE ASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CONDOMS HELL CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! REBECCA BLACK RAT'S ASS GENITALIA CHOAD CRAPPY BITCH LIMEY WALRUS SHIT TWAT GOD DAMMIT WANK TOWELHEAD DAMN I LIKE SCHOOL BALL SACK SHITTY FELCHING FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHIGGER DAGO ASS FASCIST TWAT FUCKING FUCK ALEX TREBEK FUCKFACE SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH WIKIPEDIA RAPE NIGGER BARBRA STREISAND AUTOFELLATIO HELL I RAPE WALRUSES! JACKASS HOT GRITS FUCK OFF DAMN IT FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRAPMUNCHER TWAT ALF ASSFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE COMMUNIST DILDO TENTACLE RAPE JAP CUNT TAMPONS BLUMPKIN FRAK NAZI SCROTUM COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SOD I WILL KILL YOU! SON OF A BITCH CHINK BONER RUSTY TROMBONE PISS CONDOMS BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU EMO STEVE BALLMER JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT YUKKY DOODY POMMIE CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK FAGGOT RANDY TRAVIS PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE PISS OFF CUM DEVELOPERS! NIPPLES CRAP ON A STICK BEANER DOUCHETITS OSTRICH MY ASS ASS CONDOMS ABO INBRED BUGGER FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHUFF TRANNY DAMN ASSFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TWO-INCH PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX JUSTIN BIEBER TITTYWANK FUCKWIT PIG DOUCHING MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICK DOG FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT MAMA MIA FUCKTARD CRAPFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD DICK AY-AY-AY HOMO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CAMEL FUCKER DAMN IT ASSFACE DARTH VADER DICKFACE SHIT FUCK OFF SUGARTITS FRAK WHORE NI JACKASS FUCK BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST TURD YOGHURT CANNON OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE BOOBS TANK MAN GANGBANG CUNNILINGUS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHAT YOUR MOM JIGGABOO FUCKWIT WANK FUCK OFF MASTURBATION TWO-INCH PENIS KIKE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK COCKSHITTER SHITE CRAPPY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT VAGINA NIGGER [expletive deleted] BUTT-HEAD ASSFACE CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK CRAP COON DICKFACE DAMN CLEMEN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUGGER BUGGER OFF INBRED REDSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE BLOWJOB BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS WIENER SHITE DOT HEAD DAMN DOUCHE CHOAD ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS RAT'S COCK CUNT DICKHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING HOSER REDNECK YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER NAZI WILLY WONKA CUNT POLACK ASSHAT BENSON SUCKS BRITNEY COON CLUSTER FUCK HELL SEMEN HITLER ORGASM FRAK HOT GRITS FELCHING ASSRAMMER POMMIE JOHNNY HELL WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! THONG TASTER BIRD SHIT CUNT [Insert swear here] BEAVER HADJI SCUMBAG SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG GO HOME AND DIE ARSE GO HOME AND DIE DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TIMBER NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHAT NIGGER TITS WANKER SCUMBAG NIPPLES TWISTY VAGINA FAG CTHULHU FHTAGN POOPOO FUCK A DUCK CAMEL JOCKEY PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITE FUCKFACE COON CANNED QUOTE BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YUKKY DOODY GYPSY FALSE BENSON KIDDY FIDDLER RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT INBRED JACK ABRAMOFF PEDOPHILIA DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA O CANADA MACACA POOPOO ASSWIPE SHITTY CUM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES pen0r TITWANK RAT'S ASS ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK FUCKING A ASSHOLE ASS FRITZ FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITPISSER ASSFACE LENS CRAFTERS DIPSHIT ARSE TWAT OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKWIT EMO MACACA FUCK OFF BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK QUEEF BELLEND MALARKY CHOAD KISSER FEMADOM RECTUM RAIDER ASSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING A CROTCH YID WOODPECKERSHIT NEGRO TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSWIPE FUCKBAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING suck my mothers PUSSY ASSHOLE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS NEOPETS NEGRO FUCKWIT SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER FUCK WIGGER TUBA CLEMEN SHITE JUSTIN BIEBER PEARL NECKLACE PISS COCK DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! HATE HATE HAT BANGKOK FUCKHEAD BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD TIT DIRT YOGHURT CANNON CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION BOOBIES FUCK NIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN ASSHOLE PISS OFF BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK PORCH MONKEY DOG FUCKER DICKLICK LOLCAT SPANK THE MONKEY BULLCRAP D'OH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MILF MARGARET THATCHER CUNT MOLDY TITS FUCKING JUMP! BUTTFUCKER NEGRO BULLSHIT RAGHEAD BASTARD BULLCRAP CUNTRAG ASS LICKER DAMN SEX NIGGER [expletive deleted] GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BUTTFUCKER BITCH WANK GRAPE PENIS WETBACK DOUCHEBAG JERK OFF FELCHMONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX CROTCH DYKE REDNECK BUTTFUCKER PUNANI PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING A DUMBASS KIDDY FIDDLER GRIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK SHITTY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NI SHIT HADJI FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER YID PIECE OF SHIT AMERICA ONLINE SHITFUCKER CUNT YOU WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! WOP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JOHNNY PUSSY BUTTFUCKER DICK IN A BOX FUCKFUCKFUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSFACE PISS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SPUNK PEDOPHILIA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD KAFFIR WANK JOHNNY SHIT RAT'S ASS DUMBASS DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD INJUN FUCK OFF CUNT FROG MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN BUGGER OFF FELLATIO TWISTY VAGINA PUSSY BALLS DAMMIT RAT'S COCK FELCHING LIMEY FUCKTARD NIPPLES ABO POOPOO CUNTING ASSCRACK ANAL BULLSHIT CUNT ORGASM CRAP ON A STICK BASTARD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK A DUCK DOT HEAD PUSSY FUCK OFF FUDGEPACKER PIECE OF SHIT GYPSY NIGGER FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SPICY CUNT FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT SLOPE PISSHOLE BITCH FUCK ON CRACK CUNTRAG FUCK FUCKTARD FELLATIO CHENEY DICK NEGRO MALARKY DIPSHIT POOPOO FELCHMONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER CUNT HELL SCUMBAG ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSFACE and with the POMMIE and his DIRTY SANCHEZ of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about MOCKIE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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