Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALL SACK neurochemical FUCK disorder WILLY WONKA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden BIRD SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMMIT or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOB SAGET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PUSSY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COLGATE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AMERICA ONLINE TITTYWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INCEST utterFUCKance of socially EPIDIDYMIS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address FUCK A DUCK Tourette's syndrome.

ASSCRACK Tourette's is TWISTY VAGINA not to be SHITE confused with FRITZ Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCROTUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEMEN random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-BOOBS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, SHITSLIDE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TRANNY TURD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WETBACK souvenir shoppes and massive HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS quantities DAMNATION of ANAL DIABETES O CANADA garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU WANKER Polite Note to the FUCK YOU Author:

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The DOUCHING Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was BLUMPKIN founded to COCKGOBLIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FENCE JUMPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSHOLE article JENKEM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BEAVER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTT-HEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DOG FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ANAL TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible KNOBJOCKEY thing.
  • The main GOAT DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUCK MY COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BALL SACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee ASSFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK YOU no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HAIL SATAN! school for TOSSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITS & DICKS sufferers to become HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit CROTCH suicide.
  • There is no MALARKY cure, and the ANAL DIABETES drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse PUSSYLICKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go CROTCH numb and CROTCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWAT it is without the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT drug.

I am an active member of a FRENCH TICKLER tourette syndrome FELCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING public view of Tourettes as a "DOG SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KAFFIR much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JACKASS sorry for GYPSY "hi-jacking" your SHITFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like O CANADA this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RUSKIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!, and making fun of a CHICKEN SHIT horrible disorder is (not) GOATSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COON time.

Best TWAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BUGFUCK Regards to Andrew TUBA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can BUKKAKE punch him if you QUEEF want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FRITZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BUGGER OFF to SPIC cure LET'S SHIT the FUCKFACE Tourette's MAMA MIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SMEG for CLEMEN Tourette's FOREIGN CURRENCY Syndrome HELL is FUCKHEAD following SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE these HELL rules SHITTY in FUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid BONER immature SWIMMING POOL little CUNT kids,
  • 2: Count to TACO within MALARKY 10 YIDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BITCH WETBACK CARPET MUNCHER nor PENIS talk,
  • 4: Tell HORSE SHIT yourself you CLEMEN don't TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! have PORCH MONKEY this CHICKEN FRIES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIENER WITH NASTY I WILL END YOU! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WHORE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

OH SHI– SHITFACE SHIT COCKSMOKER SCUMBAG SHITE RUSKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSCRACK DUNE COON

NECROPHILIA SHITFACE CRACKER DUMBASS CRACKER WANK PISS ARTIST ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE PUSSY PRICK HELLFUCKER RAPE PENIS ON A STICK HONKY PUSSY FUCK BONER ORGASM SHITFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MALARKY HELL SHITCOCK FUDGEPACKER CUNNILINGUS BLUMPKIN DICKFACE GYPSY HORSE SHIT BASTARD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK BASTARD BASTARD SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE SHITSLINGING EARS OF CHRIST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TRANNY JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT DOT HEAD TACO SMEG BASTARD CUNT BONER O CANADA SPUNK BOOBIES MARY WHITEHOUSE DICK TITS GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER KIKE FIST FUCK WOP CUNT CRAPPER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKTARD CUNT CLUSTER FUCK SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS YUKKY DOODY BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAPPY O CANADA FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE FAGGOT DAMN IT ARSE FUCK CUNT HORSE PENIS CUNT BULLSHIT FELCHMONKEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HORSE SHIT POLESMOKER EPIDIDYMIS DIPSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG CHOAD DAMN SHITE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT RAPE BASTARD ASSHAT BOOBS FUCK YOU WILLY WONKA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN IT FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER BELGIUM FUCK OFF YOUR MOM EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKING NAZI INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TRANNY GENITALIA DOUCHE BUGFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS ORGASM FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE FELCHING GO HOME AND DIE KIKE BULLSHIT JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TRANNY CANNED QUOTE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DILDO KAFFIR BRITNEY JUSTIN BIEBER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS HOMO GRIS LENS CRAFTERS BOOBS DELICIOUS CAKE ASSWIPE COCK HELL O KURWA! JERRY YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD DUMBASS CRAPPY BITCH EARS OF CHRIST COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MALARKY BONER BELLEND SON OF A BITCH CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST FUCKING JUMP! MONKEY SHIT JACKASS SHITCUNTING BITCH FUCKBAG ARSE BELLEND REBECCA BLACK O CANADA CUM FLYING FUCK NEGRO CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGNOG SOD OFF ANUSCAKE 666 DAMN FIRECROTCH HELL JENKEM FRAK DAMMIT CUNT CUNT FELLATIO ASS NIGGER JAP ORGASM SHITE CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS BIGNOSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOLCAT GRINGO CAMEL JOCKEY ASS CHAV SOD OFF CLUSTER FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHUT UP, MEG! [expletive deleted] MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE KRAUT HADJI ASSHOLE DICK POLESMOKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CRAP ON A STICK SECOND BALLS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITSLINGING BITCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BITCH ASSHAT BIGNOSE POOPY DICKFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE EAT MY SHIT! FUCKWIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONALD RUMSFELD O CANADA YOUR MOM GIVING HEAD EPIDIDYMIS JUNGLE BUNNY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FEMADOM COCK KNOBJOCKEY RAT'S COCK BASTARD WIENER REDNECK NIPPLES EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD KIDDY FIDDLER BUGGER FUCKING JUMP! FAGGOT TOTAL FUCKING OSTRICH MY ASS PIGFUCKER WHORE FLYING FUCK BASTARD POLAK ORGASM CLIT MALARKY WIENER ASSCRACK POLAK NIGGER DAMMIT SHITTY JACKASS ASS HAIL SATAN! FUCKSTAIN DAMN DICK TITS BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN DEVELOPERS! SHITSLIDE SEMEN ASS CUNTYMINTS SHITCOCK PISS DIPSHIT ASS LICKER SHITCUNTING FUCKING INBRED SCUMBAG FUCKING BITCH SHITPISSER DICKHEAD CUM FUCKBAG RAPE SHITTY BOB SAGET SHIT CONDOMS JIZZ DICKHEAD YUKKY DOODY CRAPMUNCHER WOP PUSSY ASSHAT JOHN SMILEY FACE POMMIE BASTARD RICK MORANIS RAT'S COCK HELL BOOBS LOGJAMMER DOUCHE INCEST SHITSLINGING FEMADOM BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX COMMUNIST DILDO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JAP ARSE SPIC ARSEBADGERS WANK DOUCHE BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BLUMPKIN CUNT BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCK NIGGER TITS MR WINKLER IS GAY NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CUNT DAMMIT GANGBANG SPANK THE MONKEY LET'S SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CONDOMS JAP GOD DAMN SCUMBAG FUCKBAG ASSRAMMER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NORTH KOREA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GIVING HEAD SUCK MY DICK YOU FLYING FUCK ANUSCAKE EPIDIDYMIS JACKASS FUCKER POMMIE WALRUS SHIT DAMN SHIT CROTCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HORSE SHIT AUTOFELLATIO PUSSYLICKER BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMMIT DOUCHETITS HELL BLUMPKIN DICKFACE FLYING FUCK CUM HORSE PENIS ASSWIPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRAP BUGFUCK BONER RAPE PISS CUNNILINGUS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HELL NIGGER YOU WANKER PRICK CANNED QUOTE DICKFACE SHIT MALARKY SPUNK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELL LAKE TITICACA BUTTFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS CHOAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITSLINGING GRIS HELLFUCKER INCEST FUCK BUTT-HOLE GOAT DICK GANGBANG FOUR-EYES CLEMEN SHITTY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ANUSCAKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BEAVER BELLEND DOUCHE JERRY [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BITCH DUMBASS INBRED BORDER HOPPER GIVING HEAD O KURWA! FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA SHITSKIN DICKHEAD SHITFACE WHORE BITCH CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES INBRED CRAPMUNCHER WOMEN'S RIGHTS FELLATIO CUNT JAP PRICK CUNNILINGUS GARBAGE DAY! FUCK YOU FUCKTARD A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! BEANER WANK CRAP HO NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE MR WINKLER IS GAY PISS OFF SHITE INJUN TAMPONS BALL SACK FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COCKSUCKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MOLDY TITS CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST SWIMMING POOL CUNT TAMPONS SOD SON OF A BITCH ALF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD SOD CROTCH FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRAK BONG WANKER PICKANINNY BITCH ANAL DIABETES VAGINA O KURWA! COCK SPIC DAMNATION PENIS FUCKWIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX ANAL HELLFIRE SHIT BASTARD BUTTFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHOLE MILF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WILLY WONKA PENIS CLUSTER FUCK DOG SHIT SOD FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO PORCH MONKEY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NIGGER TITS DICK TITS ROSIE O'DONNELL BLUE PENIS! SUGARTITS MONKEY SHIT ARSE CUNT CROTCH D'OH JERK OFF DONKEY DICK MONKEY SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FOUR-EYES I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS DAGO CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! EMO SOD OFF ASSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS POWERSHIT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK SHITFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSCRACK CUNT HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY TITS TIT DIRT FUCKER TITMOUSE FUCKHEAD SEX SEX BITCH FUCK NAZI DICKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER REBECCA BLACK PENIS ON A STICK BEANER FRITZ CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSUCKER SEX TURD JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY BUGFUCK STEVE BALLMER SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK RONNIE CORBETT JOHNNY BELLEND ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT SEX NAZI DILDO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the D'OH and his FUCK of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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