Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HOLY DUMB FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder CHICKEN SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOLLOCKS, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSWIPE or REDNECK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LONGCAT IS LONG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INCEST DOG FUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BONER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKHEAD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSEBADGERS television programs to address MARCH OF FLAMES Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is WANK not to be FUCKING A confused with BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WEHATEMARIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves OSTRICH MY ASS random DICKFACE disorientation, culturally-CRAP ON A STICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MALL SANTA language, RAPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive SUITCASE PENIS quantities SUITCASE PENIS of ANAL DIABETES BOOBIES garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:

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The DICKHEAD Tourette's FELLATIO Research Institute was HI, BILLY MAYS HERE founded to NECROPHILIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GANGBANG article MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and REBECCA BLACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRIG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CROTCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DOG SHIT Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can STEVE BALLMER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKLICK TV, for always focusing on the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! bad side of a terrible MARCH OF FLAMES thing.
  • The main TACO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CROTCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK CHICKEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JOHN SMILEY FACE school for CRACKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become LET'S SHIT manically depressed and COMMUNIST DILDO commit DIPSHIT suicide.
  • There is no BITCH cure, and the ASSHAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse YID side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HAIL SATAN! perodol" which caused my entire ALF body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and SCROTUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than INCEST it is without the BOOBS drug.

I am an active member of a SUCK COCKS IN HELL! tourette syndrome PISS OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLOWERS the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS public view of Tourettes as a "BLUE PENIS! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HORSE PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITHEAD sorry for CRAPPY "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT-HOLE this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a TRANNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOLDY TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIPPLES, and making fun of a TAMPON IN MY ASS horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HO time.

Best YOUR MOM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GENITALIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. BUTT-HEAD Regards to Andrew GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

Mr. janitor

The YOGHURT CANNON bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHING punch him if you CUNTRAG want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF A BITCH saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FLOWERS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS ARTIST to DICKHEAD cure WANK the WHORE Tourette's SUGARTITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICK CHICKEN for RAT'S ASS Tourette's FAGGOT Syndrome PENISFUCK is SAMUEL L. JACKSON following LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS these CUNT rules JACK OFF in I'LL RAPE YOU order:

  • 1: Avoid NEOPETS immature DOUCHING little WALRUS SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to JIGGABOO within GOD DAMMIT 10 SHITSLINGINGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MILF ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES nor SOD talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you DICKWAD don't FASHION BUG have FUCK OFF this CUNT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK VAGINA WITH NASTY SHITE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DAMN IT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUTT-HOLE FUCKING A ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKSTAIN SPIC BOOBS NIPPLES

FRIG suck my mothers FUCKWIT CLEMEN CHOAD SON OF A BITCH TRANNY RAPE DONALD RUMSFELD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! HIGH WAGES HENTAI WANKSPLAT NEGRO SHITHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSHOLE [Insert yet another person's name here] DAMN FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BUTTFUCKER PENIS VAGINA JACK OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FELCHING EAT MY SHIT! HORSE SHIT CHIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITE COON DICK SHITFUCKER CUM EPIDIDYMIS BULLSHIT FUCKFACE FRITZ FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU NIGGER HELL FROG PENIS ON A STICK BITCH INCEST SHITCUNTING HORSE SHIT SEX FUCK OFF VILLAGE DUMP NIGNOG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HEIL HITLER! EMO PISS OFF MY ASS BULLCRAP PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE BIRD SHIT CHAV SHIT FUCK YOU SHITTY MOLDY TITS INBRED NAZI KNOBJOCKEY CRAPPY AMERICA ONLINE CUNT GOD DAMMIT MAMA MIA BOB SAGET GO COUNT YOUR DICK JIZZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TUBA FELCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKLICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TAFFY DICKLICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA BOLLOCKS BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT REDNECK RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT YID HOT GRITS SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD BITCH HADJI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELL SHIT TITWANK CUNTYMINTS HO BORDER HOPPER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HONKY CLUSTER FUCK REDNECK NAZI INJUN CLIT COCK PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER CAPITALISM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN BIRD SHIT FUCKER SEMEN JAP FELLATIO FUCK FRAK MOZILLA FIREFOX POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS PISS CUNTRAG COON JIGGABOO SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN DICK FUCK DAMMIT VAGINA FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOTHERFUCKER BOON TITWANK WALRUS SHIT BUGFUCK BUTT PIRATE CHUFF BOLLOCKS FASHION BUG CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NAZI SHITPISSER ASSFACE HOSER BASTARD GOD DAMMIT CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DIRTY SANCHEZ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SPICY CUNT FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PEEPEE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY PAKI GENITALIA FUCKING A JUNGLE BUNNY BEANER SHITSLINGING JACK OFF FU SPANG SHIT BOOBS SNUFF PORN NIPPLES NICARAGUA P'KANG BOOBS SPIC RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU HELLFIRE FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER SAGGY TITS ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD DUMBASS FLOWERS CUNT DIPSHIT BITCH GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE SPANK THE MONKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHETITS BULLSHIT SHITE CUNTBUCKET KIKE HORSE PENIS RECTUM RAIDER SPIC SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE FU SPANG HOT GRITS BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VAGINA DAMMIT HONKY FLOWERS BUTTFUCKER OH SHI– BUGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSFACE SHUT UP, MEG! DICK IN A BOX FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD ANAL ASSWIPE CHOAD SPIC ASS CRAPFUCKER FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! BONER HAIL SATAN! TAMPON IN MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY DICK WIGGER BUTT-HEAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! HELLFUCKER DOUCHETITS DIPSHIT YUKKY DOODY ORGASM FUCKTARD JOHNNY DOUCHETITS SCROTUM CHINK COON KAFFIR WIKIPEDIA CUM DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS TAMPONS FELCHMONKEY ARSE GYPSY CROTCH BALL SACK PUSSYLICKER PISSHOLE GRINGO JIZZ BONER LIMEY BORDER HOPPER BLUMPKIN BUTTFUCKER BEAVER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FIST FUCK HAIL SATAN! CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH ORANGE TURTLE ORGASM ANAL NAZI MICK GOAT DICK BULLSHIT CUNTRAG FUCKING GANGBANG BLOWJOB JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT NEGRO WOP BALL SACK MONKEY BALLS WETBACK CRAPMUNCHER SUCK MY DICK URINE-GARGLING PISS ARTIST SEMEN JAP HELLFIRE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLOWERS DUMBASS BIGNOSE TACO SHITSLINGING GREASER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICK TITS DONKEY DICK CLUSTER FUCK ARSE DOODIE HEAD GREASER BITCH SHIT FUCKWIT SEX DONALD RUMSFELD TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH FELCHING CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GREASER BOOBIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN HONKY SEMEN I WILL END YOU! SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT TAFFY SCROTUM JAP BENCH PRESS ASSHOLE POO POO BLOWJOB COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK YOU JACK OFF PISSHOLE TOSSER DOODIE HEAD YOU WANKER FUCK CUNT DOG SHIT DICK IN A BOX BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKER ASSFACE BUGFUCK SPIC NECROPHILIA SHIT BASTARD WETBACK WIENER COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS PUSSY SAND NIGGER SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE DICKLICK REDSKIN PRICK DICKHEAD FUCKBAG INBRED GOOK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD SCUMBAG RAT'S COCK TAMPONS PENIS CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! YOU WANKER ASSBANDIT YOU WANKER PISS ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON MASTURBATION DAMN POOPY HELL LOGJAMMER FUCKWIT DARTH VADER PENISFUCK HELL FUCK IT'S OVER 9000! WANK BOLLOCKS FROG'S FAT ASS BUGFUCK JACKASS ABO MONKEY BALLS TITS & DICKS INJUN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SHITCOCK IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK NUGGET FLAMING ASS BADGER MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN JAP ANAL PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH TOSSER FROG'S FAT ASS GYPSY BOOBIES GANGBANG SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK CLIT HEIL HITLER! SHIT SHITE DICKLICK HELL CUNNILINGUS ARSE SHITTY MOCKIE SPUNK BUKKAKE FELLATIO CRAPPY I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! DICK DAMN SCUMBUCKET BALLS BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CRAPFUCKER DAMN MONKEY SHIT WETBACK BALLS CLEMEN YUKKY DOODY COCKSUCKER FAGGOT WANK ASSHOLE CUNTBUCKET FUCK DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSFACE FUCKING BONG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY MARGARET THATCHER CRAPPY ASSHAT CUNT FUCK NUGGET BEANER DOT HEAD TOWELHEAD ANUSCAKE PENISFUCK ASSCRACK FUCK OFF SCUMBAG FUCK OFF COON BEANER ASSHOLE HELL HITLER SHITSLINGING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BOON BOOBIES FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INBRED FUCKHEAD HEIL HITLER! CUNT CHOAD HIGH WAGES CUNT GYPSY FELLATIO SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SCROTUM FUCKBAG COON SOD ASS MAMA MIA VILLAGE DUMP BULLSHIT PRICK BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS TITMOUSE SHIT ASSHAT pen0r SHITTY FUCKER BULLSHIT GREASER TITS & DICKS COCKSTUFFER ANUSCAKE BRITNEY DOUCHE POLAK POMMIE ABO FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMMIT BITCH TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! TOSSER MALARKY GENITALIA SHITE FUCKER SHIT FUCK OFF DIPSHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FRAK FUCKER TRANNY FLYING RAT'S ASS TACO FRED PHELPS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JACKASS SHIT PIG FUCK YOU SCUMBAG FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT LAPPER TITS & DICKS SHITE RAGHEAD TWAT ASS LOGJAMMER GOATSE BUTT PIRATE PEARL NECKLACE FELLATIO FUCK ASSHOLE GENITALIA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIPPLES CHOAD RAT'S ASS WANK CHAV Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WOP and with the TURD and his JACKASS of girraffes in which WOODPECKERSHIT while reading about SHITFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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