Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WIGGER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CLUSTER FUCK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TONY LA RUSSA neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKWIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!, sudden JACKASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KAFFIR or TURD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOLLOCKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAMEL JOCKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SOD OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INBRED CRAPMUNCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially MACACA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKER television programs to address TITTIES Tourette's syndrome.

GANGBANG Tourette's is TACO not to be DYKE confused with COCKSUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying REDSKIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WIGGER random PISS OFF disorientation, culturally-ASSBANDIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BALLS language, PUSSYLICKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFACE quantities HONKY of ANAL DIABETES TURD garbage.

Darnit.

A VAGINA Polite Note to the JIGGABOO Author:

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The LIMEY Tourette's GRIS Research Institute was NIGNOG founded to SHITTY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HEIL HITLER! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHUT UP, MEG! article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSHITTER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COCKSMOKER Tourrette's sufferers SPUNK swear. You can YOUR MOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame EMO TV, for always focusing on the SEMEN bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
  • The main NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and BOLLOCKS commit FUCKFACE suicide.
  • There is no BOOBS cure, and the DOUCHEBAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse CUNTRAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE perodol" which caused my entire DARTH VADER body to go FUCKER numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUNE COON it is without the TURD drug.

I am an active member of a PISS OFF tourette syndrome EAT MY SHIT! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIPSHIT the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSCRACK sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your RAGHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really GREASER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BONER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIENER, and making fun of a SPIC horrible disorder is (not) CAPTAIN CRUNCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEEPEE time.

Best NECROPHILIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Regards to Andrew MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can PENIS ON A BUN punch him if you DICKHEAD want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELLATIO saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my AAAAAAAAA! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How HENTAI to MOTHERFUCKER cure PUSSY the BASTARD Tourette's DOT HEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S ASS for ASSHAT Tourette's FIST FUCK Syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is BUGGER OFF following BITCH these FUCK rules 666 in JENKEM order:

  • 1: Avoid DICKFACE immature FUCKBAG little SHITFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to GIVING HEAD within FIST FUCK 10 FUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BORDER HOPPER BASTARD NAZI nor HADJI talk,
  • 4: Tell MONKEY SHIT yourself you CHOAD don't KAFFIR have NECROPHILIA this CLUSTER FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHINK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SEMPRINI JOHN ELWAY BELLEND PRICK CUNNILINGUS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT

WARNER MUSIC GROUP GO HOME AND DIE FUCKTARD MONKEY SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST FUCK CUNTBUCKET CHUFF RAT'S COCK CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO DICK ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF FUCK ARSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICKFACE DUMBASS MARY WHITEHOUSE PISSHOLE PISS COCKSUCKER DICK CHICKEN NIPPLES CLEVELAND STEAMER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WETBACK JAP GENITALIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! JACKASS NEGRO COCKGOBLIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN BONER RANDY TRAVIS YOU WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH HIGH WAGES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DIPSHIT HEIL HITLER! CUM PISS ARTIST BASTARD NIGNOG BUTT PIRATE PENISBIRD FELLATIO MOCKIE HELLFUCKER FUCK BULLSHIT ASSRAMMER WANK SHIT DOUCHING POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACKASS FEMADOM YOU WANKER TENTACLE RAPE SHIT GRINGO DUMBASS FRITZ ALF BOB SAGET HOMO FUCK YOU BOOBIES CLEMEN BEAVER SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT POWERSHIT BLOWJOB SHOOP DA WHOOP BANGKOK CHICKEN SHIT KNOBJOCKEY BONG PENIS ON A STICK BITCH FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD ASS WEHATEMARIO ABO NECROPHILIA DICKFACE HELL PIECE OF SHIT DAMN EUROIPODS GOBSHITE BOOBS CUNTSWILLING MARCH OF FLAMES MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! ASS TWISTY VAGINA TITWANK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSRAPING WIKIPEDIA FAGGOT CLEVELAND STEAMER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFUCKER OH SHI– FUDGEPACKER SOD BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NEGRO FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN WIENER POLACK ASS CHIGGER MONKEY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLAK JERK OFF TAFFY MARGARET THATCHER DAMNATION FAGGOT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FALSE BENSON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK BASTARD BIRD SHIT GO HOME AND DIE CRAPMUNCHER MAMA MIA SUGARTITS DUMBASS ASSFACE PEARL NECKLACE LENS CRAFTERS DAMN BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKING ASSWIPE suck my mothers DUMBASS HENTAI SHITE WANK SHIT SHITHEAD JIZZ POTTYMOUTH BOON PISS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN CUNTRAG DARTH VADER PIECE OF SHIT TURD BLUMPKIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUGGER OFF SHAKOPEE FUCKER SHITTY CUNT FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL FALSE BENSON DOUCHING CUNTRAG PENIS ON A STICK FELLATIO VAGINA WANK COCKSHITTER BITCH DIPSHIT SHITHEAD REDSKIN DIPSHIT SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER PEEPEE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSBANDIT SHITBALLS NAZI POO POO BLOWJOB TACO BARBRA STREISAND JACK OFF FUCKWIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT BATHING SUIT AREA CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM [Insert silly non-swear here] BUTT-HOLE HIGH WAGES HITLER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PUSSY TWAT TITS & DICKS FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT BENSON SUCKS FRAK SHIT MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! PORCH MONKEY COCKSUCKER JACK OFF THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WANK FUCKHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK YOU WIENER BUGGER SHITE BUGFUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH ROSIE O'DONNELL SCUMBAG DICK TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS 666 WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLACK DOG FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK BENSON SUCKS SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCKSUCKER HOSER DAMMIT PAKI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNTRAG JENKEM BIRD IN THE HOUSE BALL SACK SLOPE FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF SHIT GREASER PUSSY NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] DAMN IT DAMN EPIDIDYMIS FRENCH TICKLER SUGARTITS FUCKING FUCK DILDO FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT QUEEF SAND NIGGER HEIL HITLER! BALLS DICKWAD DICK IN A BOX BUTTFUCKER SEX BENCH PRESS TITS & DICKS ASSCRACK ASSHAT DONALD RUMSFELD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SPICY CUNT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE ASSRAMMER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK MY COCK ANAL COON DOUCHING PISS ARTIST 666 MAMA MIA BATHING SUIT AREA HELL DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX POLAK TITTIES FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POLESMOKER FUCK OFF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DICK CHICKEN SHITTY DOUCHE KIKE BUTTFUCKER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN HELL TOSSER FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU FUCKING A DAMN CUNT FELCHING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JACK OFF CHUFF SUCK MY DICK MR WINKLER IS GAY POOPY WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SEX DICKHEAD BUTT-HEAD TITMOUSE CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER INBRED ASSBANDIT JAP DAMN JACKASS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE I WILL KILL YOU! TAMPONS ASS TIT SPRINKLES BALLS FUCKING PUSSY COCK FUCKING PISSHOLE BASTARD PISS OFF BASTARD FENCE JUMPER JOHN ELWAY BALLS SHITSLINGING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOUCHETITS ASS REBECCA BLACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLIT DOUCHEBAG INBRED NECROPHILIA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPMUNCHER JIZZ JERK OFF HOCKEY CLUSTER FUCK PAKI BASTARD INBRED FUCKFACE CLUSTER FUCK DOODIE HEAD CUNT LAPPER VAGINA BANGKOK ANUSCAKE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JAP BELLEND FUCKFACE SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD NIPPLES SHITCUNTING GOBSHITE COCKSHITTER FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG WANKER ORGASM MALL SANTA FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER YOGHURT CANNON BALLS BUGFUCK LET'S SHIT INBRED PENISPENISPENIS!!! PORCH MONKEY SLOPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT FIRECROTCH FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! KIKE HITLER TAFFY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DUMBASS ASSHOLE ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK BITCH BALLS BLOWJOB DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PIG ALEX TREBEK I WILL END YOU! FLAMING ASS BADGER POOPY COMMUNIST DILDO MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! POLESMOKER POLAK BULLSHIT AMERICA ONLINE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HAIL SATAN! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PUSSYLICKER CRAPMUNCHER BUTT-HEAD SHIT DOG SHIT FUCKING JUMP! FUCK EPIDIDYMIS JACKASS SHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKING JUMP! FUCK SEX RAT'S COCK VAGINA DIPSHIT BALL SACK TAMPONS ARSE BASTARD BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG CLEMEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE TOSSER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CUM BASTARD DAMN BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT DILDO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO EAT MY SHIT! TURD BLUMPKIN PEEPEE PEEPEE HONKY BEANER GOD DAMN BULLSHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER FUCK MARGARET THATCHER BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN TWAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SMEG ASSFACE DAGO ASSBANDIT WANK YOU WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT DICKFACE FLYING FUCK RICK MORANIS FAGGOT NIPPLES PEARL NECKLACE BALLS CANNED QUOTE SHITHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOAT DICK DYKE TITS PIGFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER FUCK OFF ASSHAT SHITE DOUCHEBAG BENCH PRESS WETBACK DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE BLISTERING BARNACLES DONKEY DICK JACK OFF BANGKOK WANK PISS OFF SHITE CANNED QUOTE CONAN O'BRIAN ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITWANK COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING FELLATIO ASSRAMMER DICKHEAD ASSCRACK DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUMBASS ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS SAND NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITFUCKER FUCKING RUSKIE BALLS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHEBAG and with the CRAP ON A STICK and his INBRED of girraffes in which COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT while reading about THONG TASTER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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