Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHUFF neurochemical FUCK disorder MARGARET THATCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden CLUSTER FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALL SACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MARY WHITEHOUSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat [expletive deleted] BUDDHISM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUNE COON utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBAG objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first suck my mothers television programs to address SHITHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

PISS ARTIST Tourette's is PEARL NECKLACE not to be SHITE confused with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHOLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE random PORCH MONKEY disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FOUR-EYES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, CUNTING ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BRITAIN souvenir shoppes and massive SONNY BILL WILLIAMS quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS garbage.

Darnit.

A TITWANK Polite Note to the FUDGEPACKER Author:

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The HO Tourette's SCUMBUCKET Research Institute was ARSE founded to DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFUCKER article NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KNOBJOCKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MONKEY BALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can CHRISTHUMPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS OFF TV, for always focusing on the TITTIES bad side of a terrible SAGGY TITS thing.
  • The main PUNANI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCUMBAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small VENEREAL DISEASE knee BOLLOCKS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TACO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING RAT'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS LICKER school for COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INJUN sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and DICKHEAD commit POO POO BLOWJOB suicide.
  • There is no GREASER cure, and the SPIC drugs that are available to, "calm" the WETBACK tics often have adverse SUCK MY COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTRAG perodol" which caused my entire SON OF A BITCH body to go MOZILLA FIREFOX numb and DOUCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the DOUCHING drug.

I am an active member of a TITS & DICKS tourette syndrome 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOU WANKER the FUCKING A public view of Tourettes as a "NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLEVELAND STEAMER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FRIG sorry for COON "hi-jacking" your CONDOMS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WETBACK this that really ANAL DIABETES annoys me. I am working towards a PEARL NECKLACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WETBACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEEPEE, and making fun of a PENIS horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew CHICKEN SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

Mr. janitor

The SONNY BILL WILLIAMS bastard who wrote this article. You can CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LET'S SHIT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FROG'S FAT ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHIT to TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS cure DUMBASS the RAT'S ASS Tourette's PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for GRINGO Tourette's DOG FUCKER Syndrome OSTRICH MY ASS is COCKSUCKER following MOZILLA FIREFOX these FELLATIO rules BRITAIN in GOD DAMMIT order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITE immature CAMEL FUCKER little WOP kids,
  • 2: Count to BUGGER OFF within ANAL 10 TAFFYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKER SON OF A BITCH nor FUCKFACE talk,
  • 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you DIPSHIT don't ABO have SHITTY this HI, BILLY MAYS HERE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CHINK SHIT NIGNOG BUTT PIRATE RICK MORANIS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKFACE VAGINA DELICIOUS CAKE TWO-INCH PENIS

ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES FAGGOT CUNT CRAPPER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER FUCK GOD DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER COCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISSHOLE SIGMUND FREUD CUNNILINGUS DUNE COON FAG DUMBASS YOGHURT CANNON SHITE BEAVER GRINGO PRICK ASSHAT FUCKFACE YID SHIT PEDOPHILIA CRIMETHINK EUROIPODS STEVE BALLMER CUNT DONKEY DICK SOD MR WINKLER IS GAY WIENER BLUE PENIS! PUSSY TENTACLE RAPE BITCH DAMN BULLSHIT FUCKWIT PISS OFF SUGARTITS BLOWJOB REBECCA BLACK FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE DICK IN A BOX RAPE HADJI HADJI SHIT FELCHING HONKY RAPE FUCKWIT ARSEBADGERS CHIGGER FUCKTARD TAFFY ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT HELL FUCK BUTTFUCKER PISS WHORE HELL ARSE SPICY CUNT FUCK CHRISTHUMPER CRACKER SEX CUNNILINGUS NEOPETS TITS BONG SHITHEAD DOUCHING ANAL HEIL HITLER! PUNANI GOD DAMN BUGFUCK CUNT CUNNILINGUS SHITE NIGNOG PICKANINNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BORDER HOPPER ASS ANAL DIABETES FUCKING CUNT CHICKEN SHIT WANKER ORGASM SHITCUNTING GUMDROPS DELICIOUS CAKE SOD POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS INBRED FUCK RONNIE CORBETT NIGGER ASS ASSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT BULLSHIT POLACK FUCKING GRINGO PISS BUTTFUCKER DAMN BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST DUNE COON CRACKER CUNT DAMN WHORE SHITFACE ASS GO HOME AND DIE FUCKBAG SON OF A BITCH THONG TASTER CHIGGER JAP TESTICLE CHOKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS REDNECK OH SHI– STEVE BALLMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAGHEAD DOT HEAD GOD DAMN BUNG-HOLE CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER YUKKY DOODY POTTYMOUTH BALLS BITCH BASTARD BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD CRAPMUNCHER WANK AMERICA ONLINE PICKANINNY FUCKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS JERK OFF GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH BORDER HOPPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FIST FUCK SHITSLINGING TRANNY PUSSY BITCH AY-AY-AY BUTTFUCKER INBRED JACKASS SHIT SCUMBUCKET CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS DICKFACE ORGASM BLUE PENIS! GOATSE HELL BOOBIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGNOG RAGHEAD CUNTYMINTS GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK TOSSER INJUN ASSHOLE WANK BITCH DICK FUCK YOU PUNANI COON TRANNY DELICIOUS CAKE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCKFACE FUCK DONGSHOVER SHITBALLS SHIT FUCK DEVELOPERS! TITS & DICKS JERK OFF GREASER ASSFACE ASSRAPING NIGGER BLOWJOB SHIT DICK IN A BOX CLUSTER FUCK OH SHI– BUTT PIRATE JACK OFF FUCK WEHATEMARIO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST VAGINA ARSE MOTHERFUCKER TIT DIRT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT FENCE JUMPER DIPSHIT ASSHOLE FUCK DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER DAMN IT NICARAGUA FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY PISSHOLE TITS DAMMIT HELL BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN DAGO FRITZ CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FUCK OFF [EXPLETIVE] SUITCASE PENIS BUTTFUCKER BONER JACKASS POLAK CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN GOD DAMN P'KANG PIECE OF SHIT HAIL SATAN! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SEX JACK OFF O CANADA FUCK FUCK NUGGET JOHN ELWAY BITCH MASTURBATION SHITFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SEX WANK ASS LICKER SHITFUCKER DOUCHE JACKASS GREASER SHIT MICK CHAV PISS CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT CRAPPER EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK WANK WIKIPEDIA WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO RAT'S COCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] COCKSMOKER INBRED O CANADA BASTARD BASTARD SHITE FAGGOT INJUN PISS AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD GUMDROPS SCROTUM I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITBALLS SHITE HELL SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ JENKEM TITS BORDER HOPPER REDNECK MOLDY TITS FUCKING A GOD DAMN ARSE FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CARPET MUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SOD TITTIES BUTTFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE KNOBJOCKEY CARPET MUNCHER TRANNY ASSHOLE DAGO LENS CRAFTERS FUCK SHITBALLS CUNT TAFFY CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE suck my mothers MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT CRAPPY TITS NAZI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MALL SANTA INCEST HELL DOG FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ARSE PRICK WANKSPLAT MAMA MIA DAMN IT BATHING SUIT AREA HOMO THONG TASTER CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT FOUR-EYES DOUCHEBAG HELL DILDO CHING CHONG CHINK MOLDY TITS BARBRA STREISAND JACKASS TOSSER BONER GENITALIA SHITE PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM WIENER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOOBS PUSSY ORGASM DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITTIES RAT'S COCK DILDO WANK AUTOFELLATIO FRIG PUSSY ASSHOLE TITTIES [expletive deleted] MILF FUCK INBRED PENIS ASS LIMEY CRAPMUNCHER SHIT SHIT FUCKBAG PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DAMNATION BUTT PIRATE I'LL RAPE YOU HUEY P. NEWTON HADJI SUCK MY COCK SAND NIGGER GUMDROPS NECROPHILIA DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN KIKE FUCK DIPSHIT GUMDROPS NIPPLES P'KANG FUCKWIT RAPE MAMA MIA ASSWIPE ORGASM [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUNT CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE PAKI DICKFACE TITTIES ARSE FUCKHEAD FUCKING CUNT PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITSLINGING DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOT HEAD DUMBASS JERK OFF BLUMPKIN DUMBASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACKASS PISSHOLE YUKKY DOODY WIKIPEDIA TOSSER PISS UP MY ARSE GOOK FROG NIGNOG GRAPE PENIS SHITSLINGING BEAVER MOZILLA FIREFOX BELGIUM FUCKING JUMP! SHITE HEIL HITLER! SCROTUM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT INBRED MASTURBATION POLACK SHIT HAIL SATAN! HELLFIRE FUCKWIT HUEY P. NEWTON TIT DIRT DUMBASS DOT HEAD ASSHAT FUCK NUGGET PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AUTOFELLATIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING A HOT GRITS P'KANG BUGFUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DONGSHOVER CRACKER PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER BALLS [EXPLETIVE] LET'S SHIT LAKE TITICACA CAMEL FUCKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFACE WILLY WONKA CHINK ORGASM NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE BITCH DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK MONKEY BALLS HELLFUCKER FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM FUCK CUNNILINGUS CHENEY CUM BUDDHISM BOB SAGET HUEY P. NEWTON FLAMING ASS BADGER TURD FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE BITCH GIVING HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD PIG GARBAGE DAY! TWAT AUTOFELLATIO BITCH WHORE BUTT PIRATE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMNATION [Insert swear here] WIENER ORGASM GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE FUCK SHIT MASTURBATION ASS LICKER HOMO SUITCASE PENIS I WILL END YOU! DIPSHIT YOUR MOM TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING CUNTYMINTS NIPPLES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSWIPE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK COCKSMOKER MARGARET THATCHER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKER ASS CHICKEN SHIT BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTFUCKER CHINK MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY ASSFACE GOD DAMN QUEEF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCK and with the SON OF A BITCH and his BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA of girraffes in which DILDO while reading about MALARKY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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