Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MONKEY SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder CUM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RUSTY TROMBONE, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CAMEL JOCKEY or PEDOPHILIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HUEY P. NEWTON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DUMBASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANKSPLAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GREASER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy television programs to address MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourette's syndrome.

NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be BITCH confused with SHITCOCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WARNER MUSIC GROUP chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEMEN random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-CROTCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JESUS FUCKING CHRIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GYPSY language, SCUMBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GENITALIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS souvenir shoppes and massive OSTRICH MY ASS quantities SHITPISSER of ANAL DIABETES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS garbage.

Darnit.

A JUNGLE BUNNY Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

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The PIGFUCKER Tourette's HUEY P. NEWTON Research Institute was DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have EMO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK article PEARL NECKLACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TENTACLE RAPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEX Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HONKY Tourrette's sufferers SEMEN swear. You can BUGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the ANUSCAKE bad side of a terrible ASS FASCIST thing.
  • The main COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FELLATIO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK NUGGET knee SHITHEAD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK YOU no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUGARTITS school for NIPPLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITHEAD sufferers to become SHITSLIDE manically depressed and FUCKTARD commit BELLEND suicide.
  • There is no HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cure, and the FUCKTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the PENISPENISPENIS!!! tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna P'KANG perodol" which caused my entire MOZILLA FIREFOX body to go RAT'S COCK numb and JACK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a FRENCH TICKLER tourette syndrome COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIGGER the CLEVELAND STEAMER public view of Tourettes as a "SPUNK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNTYMINTS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for SACRAMENTO "hi-jacking" your VAGINA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FOOTBALL this that really DOUCHE NAZI annoys me. I am working towards a BALL SACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GREASER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a COCKSUCKER horrible disorder is (not) POLESMOKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BRITNEY time.

Best DOUCHE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. JACKASS Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNNILINGUS bastard who wrote this article. You can POOPY punch him if you WALRUS SHIT want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SONNY BILL WILLIAMS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKSTAIN to DAMN cure SLOPE the FUCK YOU Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING FUCKFUCKER for MOLDY TITS Tourette's PROLES Syndrome JACK OFF is FUCKER following O KURWA! these SHITTY rules SAND NIGGER in FAG order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK immature TWAT little REDNECK kids,
  • 2: Count to FEWMETS within RAPE 10 BOONseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WOMEN'S RIGHTS BIRD SHIT CUM nor KNOBJOCKEY talk,
  • 4: Tell POMMIE yourself you PISS ARTIST don't TITTYWANK have WANKSPLAT this POLACK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLUSTER FUCK WITH NASTY FAGGOT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITCOCK SPICY CUNT FUCK SCUMBAG GYPSY JACK OFF GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI COCKSTUFFER

GRINGO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE FAG PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU FUCK BOOBIES WEHATEMARIO CHENEY HUEY P. NEWTON PISS JACKASS FUCKSTAIN TIT SPRINKLES CUNT CONDOMS CHIGGER ASSWIPE ANAL DIABETES BLUMPKIN OSTRICH MY ASS GOBSHITE SNUFF PORN DAMN IT NAZI DICKHEAD ASSWIPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHOLE 666 TWAT DAMN GRINGO TOSSER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN SCUMBAG ASSHAT JACKASS CLIT HEIL HITLER! SHITE REBECCA BLACK SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNNILINGUS PENISBIRD COCKSMOKER NEOPETS GOOK SHITHEAD SEX HELL PRICK DOG SHIT ASSCRACK YOU WANKER BLOWJOB BOYCOTT VIACOM! FAG DAMN HELL ASS DIPSHIT FEATURED JACK ABRAMOFF YOU WANKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAGHEAD STEVE BALLMER HEIL HITLER! NECROPHILIA DOUCHING DAGO DIPSHIT COCK SHITCUNTING GOATSE BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT POOPY SOD OFF FUCKER FUCK OFF DUMBASS BORDER HOPPER JERK OFF COCK FENCE JUMPER RANDY TRAVIS COCKSTUFFER SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER HELL NIPPLES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SNUFF PORN BULLSHIT HELL BULLCRAP FUCK SPUNK FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM WIENER PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT SCROTUM DICKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTTFUCKER SHIT SHITE SHITFUCKER TITMOUSE SHITSLIDE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFACE HORSE SHIT PISS NAZI FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YOU DAMN HORSE SHIT FEWMETS TITWANK FLYING FUCK RIVER CRABS SUCK ASSRAPING FUCKSTAIN suck my mothers FELLATIO CHIGGER [Insert yet another person's name here] NIGGER WANK SHIT SHIT FUCKER SHITHEAD NI SHIT REBECCA BLACK RIVER CRABS SUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF HELLFUCKER JACKASS SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS RIVER CRABS SUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST OH SHI– BOOBIES OH SHI– MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DUMBASS BUGFUCK BUNG-HOLE POLESMOKER CLIT GENITALIA ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FOOTBALL FRIG [Insert swear here] COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RIVER CRABS SUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POLESMOKER INBRED FUCKING HOMO PUSSY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS SUCK MY DICK MOCKIE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKFACE SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELL TITTIES SON OF A BITCH LET'S SHIT FUCKING JUMP! HOMO DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK NUGGET DIPSHIT URINE-GARGLING FRENCH TICKLER PORCUPINE'S BALLS HO PORCUPINE'S BALLS FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH PISSHOLE TOSSER DOUCHE NAZI FUCK TITTIES DOUCHE CUNNILINGUS NI BLUMPKIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT TITTIES FIRECROTCH BASTARD CONDOMS TWAT ASSFACE TITTIES GO HOME AND DIE DUNE COON SCROTUM DAMMIT PUSSY BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT TACO BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK BIGNOSE SHIT SOD OFF TACO JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH BASTARD SEMEN LAKE TITICACA TWISTY VAGINA SHITTY SCROTUM WEHATEMARIO SPICY CUNT FUCK ARSE ARSE GOATSE SHITFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK COON HELL CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD ASSFACE FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MASTURBATION COCK BASTARD RAT'S COCK FUCKING BASTARD TITS PUSSY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GANGBANG DAMN BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK RIVER CRABS SUCK FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK DOG SHIT DONKEY DICK BARBRA STREISAND DICK IN A BOX ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HORSE SHIT CROTCH GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK ASSCRACK PENISBIRD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS 666 ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE SPIC BOLLOCKS POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN INJUN HELL DILDO CUNNILINGUS TITS WANKER DICKFACE BITCH TITTIES SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN SHIT SHITSKIN CHENEY BULLSHIT DOUCHING WANK BIRD SHIT CHOAD COCKGOBLIN COCKSUCKER RUSKIE PENIS POLESMOKER FUCKFACE POMMIE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE DELICIOUS CAKE CUNTRAG CHUFF BEANER PECKERHEAD FRED PHELPS DICKWAD BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT GYPSY FEWMETS ASS FUCKBAG FLYING FUCK CHUFF SON OF A BITCH POWERSHIT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FOREIGN CURRENCY JACK OFF PISS BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS OFF EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM CHAV SAGGY TITS GOOK DIPSHIT FUCK YOU YID SHITCOCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MARY WHITEHOUSE BELLEND BUTTFUCKER SHITCOCK suck my mothers HELL FAGGOT FAG POLACK CUNNILINGUS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PRICK ASSFACE ANAL ASSWIPE RAPE FUCKING A FOREIGN CURRENCY TENTACLE RAPE MR WINKLER IS GAY CRAP ON A STICK POO POO BLOWJOB MASTURBATION DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSMOKER DILDO ART METAL PRODUCTS CHOAD SEX MARGARET THATCHER DAMN HUEY P. NEWTON BLUMPKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER CHINK ABO BALLS DOG SHIT BUGGER OFF SPANK THE MONKEY CLEMEN ASS BOOBS FLYING FUCK PEARL NECKLACE ASSBANDIT BUGFUCK FUCK POMMIE FUCK BULLSHIT DICKFACE DAMMIT JAP RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY CRAPFUCKER COCKGOBLIN SEX I'LL RAPE YOU MOCKIE WANK BOB SAGET FAG GARBAGE DAY! ASSHOLE GOAT DICK GOD DAMMIT WIENER JERRY CLEMEN CUNT DICKHEAD BUGFUCK DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COON GOATSE LIMEY FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DELICIOUS CAKE AUTOFELLATIO P'KANG EXTRA LONG PENIS CLIT BULLSHIT ASSCRACK FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT NIGGER RAT'S ASS SMEG CAMEL JOCKEY HOSER BOOBIES BLUMPKIN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER KNOBJOCKEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLEMEN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DUMBASS FUCK NIGGER TITS TACO I'LL RAPE YOU BIGNOSE SHITHEAD CHOAD KISSER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CUNT FUCKING SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO DIPSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT CUM COMMUNIST DILDO TURD AMERICA ONLINE BRUSH MA TEETH COCK SHITE TITS RAT'S COCK PENIS BUTT PIRATE COCK JAP BIRD IN THE HOUSE HO CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT KAFFIR SPIC I RAPE WALRUSES! AUTOFELLATIO GOBSHITE MASTURBATION INBRED FUCK YOU SHITFACE YOU WANKER ASSHAT DOUCHETITS MARCH OF FLAMES MALARKY CRAP BITCH PICKANINNY PEDOPHILIA GOOK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BEANER NIPPLES [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FELCHMONKEY DIPSHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HUEY P. NEWTON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BULLCRAP DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOT HEAD BITCH BALL SACK PIGFUCKER FRITZ FRIG RAGHEAD BASTARD RAT'S ASS FUCK BEAVER CUNT ASS PENISBIRD FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT CUNT REDNECK BUKKAKE DICK SHIT HOMO BONER FELCHMONKEY BARBRA STREISAND PISSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [EXPLETIVE] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NIGNOG BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER CLIT JACKASS BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD DAMN IT RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBS PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT FOOTBALL DONALD RUMSFELD BOOBS BOLLOCKS ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT NIGGER MICK BOB SAGET FRENCH TICKLER SHITSKIN WANK SHITE SHITFUCKER GANGBANG ASSHAT POLACK SOAPY TITWANK ABO GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT I WILL END YOU! TWAT ANAL FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELLFIRE and with the FOREIGN CURRENCY and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which SPUNK while reading about I'LL RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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