Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHRISTHUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS SHIT, sudden FUCKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I'LL RAPE YOU or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SOD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUGGER OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCROTUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous REDNECK utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING JUMP! objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WHORE television programs to address NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourette's syndrome.

CRAP Tourette's is BLUMPKIN not to be HI, BILLY MAYS HERE confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAMEL FUCKER random PENIS disorientation, culturally-HOLY DUMB FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OSTRICH MY ASS language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIKIPEDIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FENCE JUMPER souvenir shoppes and massive CROTCH quantities GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS of ANAL DIABETES SPIC garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Author:

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The CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Tourette's PRICK Research Institute was JESUS FUCKING CHRIST founded to NECROPHILIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITTIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NICARAGUA article MINORITIES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I WILL END YOU!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NAZI Tourrette's sufferers JIGGABOO swear. You can BUGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the SHIT LIKE A HORSE bad side of a terrible GO COUNT YOUR DICK thing.
  • The main FELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are REDSKIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CRAPMUNCHER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIGFUCKER knee POLESMOKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JACKASS SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for SHITCOCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKHEAD sufferers to become HADJI manically depressed and PISSHOLE commit FUCKER suicide.
  • There is no DICKWAD cure, and the RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF A BITCH tics often have adverse RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go CUNT numb and EMO basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the ASSFACE drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome BATHING SUIT AREA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMEL JOCKEY the KEEP public view of Tourettes as a "SON OF A BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for PEDOPHILIA "hi-jacking" your FIST FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GO COUNT YOUR DICK this that really DOUCHE annoys me. I am working towards a SHITBALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOT HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a DUNE COON horrible disorder is (not) TITTYWANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKHEAD time.

Best JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMMIT Regards to Andrew FLAMING ASS BADGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The TITMOUSE bastard who wrote this article. You can HELLFIRE punch him if you I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHITPISSER to CLIT cure CLUSTER FUCK the ASSHAT Tourette's INCEST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for 666 Tourette's KEEP Syndrome SHITE is FUCK YOU following CROTCH these DAMN IT rules WALRUS SHIT in PISS OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid CUNTRAG immature COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT little BEAVER kids,
  • 2: Count to BLISTERING BARNACLES within MASTURBATION 10 DONKEY PUNCHERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS DILDO nor JACKASS talk,
  • 4: Tell DOG SHIT yourself you SLOPE don't PENIS have DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! this PRICK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FELLATIO WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CRAPFUCKER TURD JOHNNY PISS OFF RAT'S ASS SHIT SHITFACE BUKKAKE RONNIE CORBETT

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DILDO FLYING FUCK WANK FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES STRAWBERRY ASS PENISFUCK ASSHAT YOU WANKER DICKHEAD POMMIE SAND NIGGER DICK TITS DAMN DICK CHICKEN CUNT PISS OFF NI CHIGGER CRAPPY HO CHUFF SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BASTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELLATIO FUCK NIGNOG FIST FUCK FUCKER FUCKFACE GOATSE I'LL RAPE YOU SEMEN FUCK JAP CUNT BLOWJOB ASS ASSWIPE HENTAI SHIT FUCKING A pen0r ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFACE PEEPEE GENITALIA SCUMBAG DUMBASS NIGGER GOD DAMMIT TACO COCKSMOKER ALEX TREBEK POLAK RAT'S COCK MACACA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT CUNT LAPPER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MOSES FUCKTARD DUMBASS FAGGOT DOUCHING MARCH OF FLAMES SEX SHOOP DA WHOOP BELLEND VAGINA DAMNATION BUGFUCK TAMPONS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! FENCE JUMPER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ARSE BUTTFUCKER GYPSY CLUSTER FUCK BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS BULLCRAP MASTURBATION BASTARD PRICK YOU WANKER CHAV I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKSMOKER INBRED I AM CORNHOLIO! REDSKIN YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] WEHATEMARIO CLIT DAMN CRAPFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PENISFUCK TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER HELL VAGINA NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD NAZI WHORE BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEGRO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? I WILL END YOU! WANK WANKER DOT HEAD NI FEWMETS SPIC POLAK BUTT-HEAD RAT'S COCK CANNED QUOTE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FAGGOT THONG TASTER HOSER CHIGGER FIST FUCK suck my mothers POLAK BALL SACK FUCK CHENEY BARBRA STREISAND ASSBANDIT SHITE DAMMIT SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK RUSKIE JERRY PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN IT MARCH OF FLAMES FROG'S FAT ASS GREASER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 666 FRIG PISSHOLE BUKKAKE ASS HONKY REDNECK DAMN GOD DAMMIT SHITTY SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MICK DILDO SHITFACE PRICK BUGFUCK GOD DAMN TITTYWANK SHIT INCEST SHITE ASS FASCIST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TENTACLE RAPE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT BASTARD SHIT ASSHAT TITTYWANK STEVE BALLMER INBRED RAPE YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE KEEP RUSKIE BITCH TOSSER DYKE FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BASTARD RAPE YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS QUEEF FUCKTARD DICKFACE RAGHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK POLACK BIGNOSE BRUSH MA TEETH JACK ABRAMOFF ALEX TREBEK ASSHAT DONALD RUMSFELD BOLLOCKS DOT HEAD BOOBIES DUMBASS CUM WARNER MUSIC GROUP BULLSHIT PIGFUCKER JIZZ CHENEY SHAKOPEE CLEVELAND STEAMER KEEP ASSHAT BLOWJOB EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WEHATEMARIO ART METAL PRODUCTS TWAT DICKHEAD WANK MOLDY TITS GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER TWAT SAGGY TITS HOT GRITS RECTUM RAIDER FRITZ CONDOMS FUCK FUCKWIT TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSMOKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YOU WANKER NIGGER DAMN IT BORDER HOPPER CHIGGER CUNT POTTYMOUTH WALRUS SHIT MOSES I DON'T HAVE AIDS TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CRAPMUNCHER TIT DIRT FRAK PENIS PAKI SPICY CUNT FUCK SUCK MY DICK FRITZ KRAUT FEWMETS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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ANAL DIABETES DICKHEAD FELLATIO CLIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FOOTBALL CROTCH STEVE BALLMER DIPSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD PEEPEE DAMN YOGHURT CANNON BITCH ASSRAPING JACKASS SHIT JERK OFF TITS BALLS SHITCOCK YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKWIT ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFACE YOGHURT CANNON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK OFF WIGGER TWO-INCH PENIS DICKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS FUCKER CHOAD PENIS CHINK WETBACK FUCKING ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU LET'S SHIT I DON'T HAVE AIDS CHIGGER ASS GOD DAMN JACKASS FUCKBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMNATION FUCKING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSCRACK DUMBASS RUSTY TROMBONE CAMEL FUCKER TOSSER ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO CROTCH INCEST FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAPE PUSSY NICARAGUA PISSHOLE FRITZ SNUFF PORN HOMO SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS FRIG RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD ASSBANDIT SHITSLINGING MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKLICK FUCK YOU CUNT FUCK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER HOSER POLAK PRICK CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF CRAPPY RAT'S COCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! KAFFIR SHIT JAP MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNNILINGUS CLEMEN BITCH ARSE TITWANK GREASER DICKFACE SEX DICKWAD ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNNILINGUS WALRUS SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TESTICLE CHOKE PEARL NECKLACE BULLSHIT FUCK YOU KRAUT WIKIPEDIA THONG TASTER NAZI JUNGLE BUNNY FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER MICK CHRISTHUMPER GO COUNT YOUR DICK MICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK NI BUTTFUCKER SHITSLIDE NORTH KOREA COCKGOBLIN SHITFUCKER KEEP SHITTY PISSHOLE LOLCAT DUMBASS FRIG FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CROTCH RAT'S COCK WANKER BOOBS RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK FUCK MARGARET THATCHER TWAT CRACKER DOUCHETITS MARY WHITEHOUSE PENISBIRD WANK NIGNOG ASSCRACK HELL NIGGER JACKASS MAMA MIA SIGMUND FREUD ORGASM SHIT ASSHOLE ASSHOLE DICK TITWANK MOCKIE GOD DAMN RAPE PIG RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT BOOBS MOCKIE SPIC GANGBANG DOG SHIT SHIT AY-AY-AY URINE-GARGLING SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL FUCKFACE SHOOP DA WHOOP BASTARD BALL SACK FOUR-EYES KAFFIR FIRECROTCH CRACKER 666 Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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