Tourette's Syndrome

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This article is complete, irredeemable hairball. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, mystifies at the frontal lobe, and is an unfunny dick. If you attempt to google this, you will most noisily google Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will google your hairball!!!!!!

For those without DICK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.”

~ George Carlin on this article

“One time a guy with Tourettes Syndrome edited this article and it was the most pleasant thing I've ever read!”

~ Happytimes on fucking shit balls irony.

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Sesame Street was one of the first GRAPE PENIS television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is POOPOO not to be DOUCHING confused with FLYING FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying WANK chronic condition which involves DICKFACE random NIPPLES disorientation, culturally-TAMPON IN MY ASS-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local SAND NIGGER language, PORCUPINE'S BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky CLUSTER FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive TWISTY VAGINA quantities CUNTSWILLING of CHOAD garbage.

[edit] A SHIT Polite Note to the ASSWIPE Author:

The SON OF A BITCH Tourette's ASS Research Institute was BORDER HOPPER founded to SHITFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM CORNHOLIO! I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have FELCHING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article FENCE JUMPER funny or amusing in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOODPECKERSHIT changed as soon as ORGASM possible.

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just needed to get that out of my SMOKE MY POLE!!! system.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSHAT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can SHITFACE blame television, blame YID TV, for always focusing on the P'KANG bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main BONG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CRAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GRUE RAPE knee DICKFACE jerk.
• Tourettes is INCEST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing BOB SAGET matter. It causes PENIS children to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEMPRINI school for BUKKAKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLAMING ASS BADGER sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and JACK OFF commit FUCKTARD suicide.
• There is no FLYING RAT'S ASS cure, and the COMMUNIST DILDO drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse D'OH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HORSE SHIT perodol" which caused my entire NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! body to go LIKE FATHER LIKE SON numb and SEMEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? it is without the NORTH KOREA drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome ASSWIPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESSE McCARTNEY the AY-AY-AY public view of Tourettes as a "CHINK swearing" disorder, because it is SPUNK much much (hand spasms) more.

I am HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD "hi-jacking" your FLYING FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHAV this that really DICK annoys me. I am working towards a FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSLINGING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF A BITCH, and making fun of a PISS OFF MY ASS horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your REDNECK time.

Best SHITSLINGING regards,

Phillip “CUM” Baker

[edit] FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bitch! I love you!

[edit] Michael Jackson FUCK has FUCK FUCKED his BOB SAGET

FUCK this FUCK salt, FUCK! FUCK I saw Michael FUCKING Jackson ASS ASS ASS touch Miranda Cosgrove, SHIT! GO START your ORAL SEX! GOD DAMMIT, I WIPED MY ASS with your DICK!!!! I have to sit around in this HELL HOLE while you stare at your ASS and PLAY WITH YOUR TITS!!! SHIT!!!!!

[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. PIGFUCKER Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt.

[edit] A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY DICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICK punch him if you CHINK want to. Or you can just I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ignore or I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL walk away.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has MUGABE HAS AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to KU KLUX KLAN put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL! FUCK SALT!

[edit] Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

[edit] Other VAGINA symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet.

[edit] BALLS!

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my SHITFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

The first FUCK effects of COCKSAUSAGE Tourette's Syndrome WANKSPLAT WANKSPLAT.

[edit] How to CHINK cure the AY-AY-AY Tourette's Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment for CLIT Tourette's Syndrome is PISS OFF following these FUCK YOU rules in SUCK MY DICK order:

[edit] FUCK YOU

• 1: Avoid BUTT PIRATE immature little kids,
• 2: Count to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD within FUCKER 10 seconds,
• 3: Do not open your BASTARD mouth nor SEMEN talk,
• 4: Tell MOZILLA FIREFOX yourself you SHITFUCKER don't BASTARD have this JACK OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!

[edit] How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults

Massive CRAP BAG and with the ROLF HARRIS and his BELLEND of girraffes in which A MONKEY CAN HAVE A SHIT FREELY while reading the NEW york TIMES!!!!!!!!!

[edit] See BULLSHIT also

	FUCK YOU <insert name here>! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Don't forget, the earth was created 4004 BC and fossil evidence is a test of faith! Don't let school pervert you, little children! ;)

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is CLEMEN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKING subject. If you do not find it funny DUMBASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAMN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. POO POO BLOWJOB If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCK OFF joke loses its humour MASTURBATION when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSHAT ignorant, then you wouldn't have Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHIT TAMPONS YOU WANKER BALLS GRAPE PENIS!!!!!

[edit] Tourettes guy not dead

He is not dead, infact i live next to his house, he isn't actually bad guy, he is very nice

anyway PISS!!!!! Yes i love him Tomos hughes lets camels suck his hot dough covered testicles during yule tide times and pisses into bannanas for the homelesses services in his all male brothel in las vegas "viva las gaygas" PISS !!