Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without GOD DAMMIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKFACE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder WHORE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!, sudden FLYING FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EPIDIDYMIS or JAP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TENTACLE RAPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTTFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially NIPPLES objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I AM CORNHOLIO! television programs to address BEAVER Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is FUCKFACE not to be DIPSHIT confused with BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HITLER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves REBECCA BLACK random BELLEND disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IT'S OVER 9000! language, BULLCRAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOMEN'S RIGHTS SLOPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFACE souvenir shoppes and massive YOGHURT CANNON quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBS Polite Note to the GO HOME AND DIE Author:

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The BULLSHIT Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Research Institute was GANGBANG founded to GOAT DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NEGRO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEDOPHILIA article PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK YOU Tourrette's sufferers GARBAGE DAY! swear. You can NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD bad side of a terrible COCKSUCKER thing.
  • The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIPPLES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PORCH MONKEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TAFFY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL JOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITCOCK school for HOMO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SOD sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit TWAT suicide.
  • There is no JACKASS cure, and the TWAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the EPIDIDYMIS tics often have adverse SAND NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM body to go BATHING SUIT AREA numb and FUCKWIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH it is without the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! drug.

I am an active member of a YOGHURT CANNON tourette syndrome DOUGHNUT PUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GREASER the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "NECROPHILIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JIGGABOO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TIT SPRINKLES sorry for NORTH KOREA "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANKER this that really CONDOMS annoys me. I am working towards a DICKLICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSE, and making fun of a SHITTY horrible disorder is (not) BUTTFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best FIST FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TOSSER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. JERRY Regards to Andrew YOU WANKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you JOHNNY want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNTRAG saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my GOAT DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DAMN IT to SEX cure FUCK OFF the HELLFUCKER Tourette's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DIPSHIT for GIVING HEAD Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome ASSWIPE is FUCK following VENEREAL DISEASE these ARSE rules BITCH in ORGASM order:

  • 1: Avoid DONKEY PUNCHER immature MOTHERFUCKER little LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS kids,
  • 2: Count to SPUNK within CUNNILINGUS 10 CUNTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your [expletive deleted] FUCK BENCH PRESS nor TURD talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKHEAD yourself you CROTCH don't DICK have FUCKSTAIN this NIGGER TITS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY GIVING HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOB SAGET FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WANK HELL AY-AY-AY DICKFACE DUMBASS SHITE D'OH COCKSMOKER FOUR-EYES TWAT

FUCK OFF BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! LIMEY DICK TITS DAMN IT FEWMETS HONKY FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SHITE SIGMUND FREUD SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD FUCK WALRUS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CLUSTER FUCK BALLS FOREIGN CURRENCY HELLFUCKER PISS ARTIST SHITE ANAL ARSE WANKSPLAT ASS BALLS MELAMINE SHITFACE CUM ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH DOUCHEBAG HELL DIPSHIT THONG TASTER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK POOPOO FUCKSTAIN COON NICARAGUA SHAKOPEE TITS SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOUCHE NAZI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NEGRO NIPPLES FAG WANK ASS SCROTUM ASSHOLE ASS CLEMEN KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FRIG RAT'S ASS FOREIGN CURRENCY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SPANK THE MONKEY POTTYMOUTH INCEST SAND NIGGER WOP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKBAG COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITE BULLSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF I RAPE WALRUSES! PIGFUCKER PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKER HORSE SHIT BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TAMPONS SHITTY ALEX TREBEK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM EPIDIDYMIS JAP SCUMBAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PIG SHITTY SHITE DICKLICK FOREIGN CURRENCY WOODPECKERSHIT YOGHURT CANNON SCROTUM WANK HELL KAFFIR CHIGGER BITCH DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHAV SHITTY CONAN O'BRIAN INBRED PENIS ON A STICK TESTICLE CHOKE HAIL SATAN! YID FUCKBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ NECROPHILIA CHINK DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT WANK CUNNILINGUS FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE COON FUCK YOU CROTCH ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT WETBACK TITWANK JIGGABOO [expletive deleted] QUEEF FAGGOT JAP FUCKER SON OF A BITCH CRACKER FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG DELICIOUS CAKE NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT BOOBS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DILDO VAGINA CUNTSWILLING PENIS [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU CRAPPY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRED PHELPS DICKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOLLOCKS FRED PHELPS BASTARD JOHNNY RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFUCKER MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG SHITE MICK ASS MELAMINE SHIT MELAMINE FLYING FUCK I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JIZZ NIHILISM ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX STRAWBERRY ASS COCKSMOKER SHITFACE DOT HEAD MASTURBATION IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOAT DICK TOWELHEAD MOLDY TITS ASSHAT TAFFY BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNNILINGUS CRAPFUCKER HORSE SHIT FRAK CUNT RAT'S ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK POMMIE GOBSHITE PUSSY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITSKIN SMEG BITCH ASSRAMMER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL FUCKING WIENER BUGFUCK ANUSCAKE DONKEY PUNCHER COCK FLAMING ASS BADGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOCKIE [expletive deleted] FUCK FELCHING TURD ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING RAGHEAD CUNT TONY LA RUSSA FELLATIO HORSE PENIS SHITE PRICK FUCK GANGBANG FUCKHEAD COLGATE DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! GENITALIA FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK SEMPRINI POLACK CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE SHITSLINGING EPIDIDYMIS WALRUS SHIT ASS ORGASM FLYING FUCK BELGIUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HATE HATE HAT GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER FELLATIO COCKSUCKER PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING I WILL END YOU! DUMBASS MELAMINE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIPSHIT HONKY FUCKTARD MELAMINE CUNT COCK SHITHEAD WOP FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN BOON SUCK MY COCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK OFF HOT GRITS PIECE OF SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHENEY TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSHITTER BITCH BOOBS BUTTFUCKER SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO DONGSHOVER SHITTY NAZI DEVELOPERS! CRAPMUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER WANKER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FUCKFACE BONER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ARSE CLIT LOLCAT CUNT PISS ARTIST WHORE suck my mothers BUKKAKE CUNT VAGINA CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD MALL SANTA PISS OFF DOG SHIT BOON FUCKSTAIN POLACK BUGGER OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES FAG COCKGOBLIN FUCKFACE FUCKING JUMP! HORSE SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEANER FELCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT FUCK YOU DAMN TAMPONS BULLSHIT ORGASM FUCKING CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITTY FUCK NUGGET THONG TASTER HOT GRITS BALL SACK JUNGLE BUNNY DOT HEAD ORGASM ASS TWISTY VAGINA CRAPFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SPANK THE MONKEY PRICK FUCK YOU ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK GANGBANG BELGIUM CLUSTER FUCK PAKI CHICKEN FRIES YID CAMEL FUCKER NAZI BOOBS COLGATE BOOBIES FOREIGN CURRENCY DOUCHE SHIT NIPPLES COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS GRINGO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY BONER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTYWANK YOU WANKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BITCH CUNT DILDO SHITFACE SHITHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! ASS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FUCK FUCK NUGGET BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER DOUCHING SHITCOCK INBRED ASSFACE CRAPPY POTTYMOUTH BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL END YOU! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JERK OFF FUCK ASS HELL DIPSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WHORE JIGGABOO CONDOMS FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMMIT ASS JIGGABOO VAGINA ASS DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER SCUMBUCKET HOSER MASTURBATION AAAAAAAAA! SHIT WANK DICKHEAD ORGASM DOUCHEBAG DUNE COON THONG TASTER I WILL END YOU! GOD BLESS AMERICA BUGFUCK ASSHAT BONER ASSCRACK ANAL DIABETES CRAPPY BLUMPKIN OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA MALARKY TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO HELL PICKANINNY POLESMOKER SHITTY CHIGGER DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK JACK ABRAMOFF WETBACK CUNT SPIC CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! PRICK BASTARD CRAPPY FUCK YOU HELL CUNNILINGUS ARSE DAMN WIENER CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES HELLFUCKER FUCK OFF CRACKER SAND NIGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER CUNT MASTURBATION PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS ARTIST HELL PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE PEEPEE SHITPISSER WALRUS SHIT PIG BONER MARGARET THATCHER VAGINA FUCK YOU NIPPLES PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOAT DICK HELL DYKE JAP COCKSUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PEARL NECKLACE BARBRA STREISAND DAMN IT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DOODIE HEAD BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER PISS BASTARD QUEEF YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH BEANER MOCKIE SHIT ASSHAT POMMIE DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA JUNGLE BUNNY WANK BIGNOSE [Insert yet another person's name here] DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD BIGNOSE ARSE SUGARTITS YID HELL TIMBER NIGGER RAT'S COCK SPUNK PUSSY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK OFF CAMEL FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN HOLY DUMB FUCK CHAV GOBSHITE BUGGER POLESMOKER TITTIES DAMN DOT HEAD suck my mothers GIVING HEAD NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLINGING TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT LOLCAT ARSE I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT EUROIPODS RAGHEAD ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ PRICK JUSTIN BIEBER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BASTARD SHITCOCK CUNNILINGUS SOD SEX POOPY TWISTY VAGINA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the FUCK OFF and his ASSCRACK of girraffes in which TWISTY VAGINA while reading about IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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