Tourette's Syndrome
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on this article
“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“Go count your dick!”
~ Tourettes Guy on women. No wonder he's single.
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden FRITZ m-m-m-m-m-movements or PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAPPY by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat WALRUS SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POOPOO utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).
DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Tourette's is LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! not to be BALLS confused with FUCKBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying HELL chronic condition which involves GOBSHITE random CHUFF disorientation, culturally-TITWANK-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AMERICA ONLINE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local CUNT language, SEX and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BONER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of SHITFACE garbage.
[edit] A FLYING FUCK Polite Note to the FUCKBAG Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM CORNHOLIO! I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your VAGINA article DAMMIT funny or amusing in any way, and FUCKWIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as ORGASM possible.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEMEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can SHIT blame television, blame JESSE McCARTNEY TV, for always focusing on the SHITSLINGING bad side of a terrible JAP thing.
- The main BANGKOK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLIT involuntary muscle spasms, or 'HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FROG knee AMERICA ONLINE jerk.
- Tourettes is CLEMEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes BALLS children to be bullied at DAMN school for DIPSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENISBIRD sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit SHITCUNTING suicide.
- There is no SCUMBAG cure, and the ASS FASCIST drugs that are available to "calm" the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GANGBANG perodol" which caused my entire WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? body to go JACKASS numb and TURD basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING it is without the STRAWBERRY ASS drug.
I am an active member of a SACRAMENTO tourette syndrome SOD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating BUNG-HOLE the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more.
I am DAMNATION sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your WIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DUMBASS this that really FUCKING JUMP! annoys me. I am working towards a JERRY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INCEST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACK OFF, and making fun of a NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your DAMN time.
Best ASS regards,
Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker
[edit] Michael Jackson FUCK has FUCK FUCKED his BOB SAGET
FUCK this FUCK salt, FUCK! FUCK I saw Michael FUCKING Jackson ASS ASS ASS touch Miranda Cosgrove, SHIT! GO START your ORAL SEX! GOD DAMMIT, I WIPED MY ASS with your DICK!!!! I have to sit around in this HELL HOLE while you stare at your ASS and PLAY WITH YOUR TITS!!! SHIT!!!!!
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.
Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen
P.S. INCEST Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply
As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to CAUCASIANS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even though I'm not WHITE POWER white?
Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK SALT!
[edit] Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but
through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
[edit] Other VAGINA symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MONKEY'S UNCLE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
[edit] How to TAMPON IN MY ASS cure the GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for BULLSHIT Tourette's Syndrome is GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY following these HELL rules in TACO order:
- 1: Avoid TAFFY immature little kids,
- 2: Count to PISS within SHITHEAD 10 seconds,
- 3: Do not open your INBRED mouth nor JIGGABOO talk,
- 4: Tell SHIT yourself you BUGFUCK don't DIPSHIT have this WANK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
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[edit] See PENIS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
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