Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden PISS ARTIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELLFIRE or DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTT PIRATE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT-HOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRAPFUCKER DANDELIONS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKLICK utterFUCKance of socially CLEVELAND STEAMER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NEOPETS television programs to address FLYING FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette's is HELL not to be MOZILLA FIREFOX confused with CONDOMS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS random CUNT disorientation, culturally-MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BRITNEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, TITTYWANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POO POO BLOWJOB MICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGFUCK souvenir shoppes and massive SPUNK quantities PISS ARTIST of ANAL DIABETES SHAKOPEE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the HELL Author:

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The COCKSUCKER Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was DAGO founded to BIRD SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TOSSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NAZI article KNOBJOCKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIECE OF SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can BELLEND blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame KIKE TV, for always focusing on the INCEST bad side of a terrible PORCH MONKEY thing.
  • The main GRINGO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SONNY BILL WILLIAMS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WOODPECKERSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIKIPEDIA knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GANGBANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PICKANINNY sufferers to become NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! manically depressed and FELLATIO commit PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM suicide.
  • There is no FELCHING cure, and the DICKLICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHOAD KISSER tics often have adverse ASSWIPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire TITMOUSE body to go FUCKFACE numb and COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITTY it is without the GOBSHITE drug.

I am an active member of a SHITSLIDE tourette syndrome HORSE SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the INBRED public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YOU WANKER sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your YOU WANKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a JOHNNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a DOODIE HEAD horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITBALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. DOM DeLUISE Regards to Andrew COON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

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The SUCK MY COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you CENSORSHIP want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

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Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my CENSORSHIP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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  • 1: Avoid LAKE TITICACA immature FIST FUCK little BULLSHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to PIECE OF SHIT within DOT HEAD 10 BONGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE nor CHOAD KISSER talk,
  • 4: Tell HELL yourself you PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT don't SUCK COCKS IN HELL! have DAMMIT this FUCKHEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK suck my mothers WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JERRY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSFACE TOSSER KU KLUX KLAN FUCKING A ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER ARSEBADGERS FUCKTARD FUCKING FAG BULLSHIT GOOK VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT PEDOPHILIA CUNT BASTARD FELLATIO CROTCH LAKE TITICACA PISSHOLE SHITE JACK OFF INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT FUCKER CUNTRAG FRENCH TICKLER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED HELL SHIT GOD DAMN FELLATIO BUKKAKE BITCH CRAPPY FROG'S FAT ASS REDNECK WANK HONKY HO BULLSHIT SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER DILDO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHE NAZI BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT FEMADOM CLUSTER FUCK FLYING FUCK BASTARD SHIT GRINGO GOD DAMN NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT DOG SHIT MONKEY BALLS FUCK CENSORSHIP ORGASM EMO GANGBANG SCUMBUCKET WANK DAMMIT BUGFUCK FUCKING BITCH BASTARD BASTARD TWAT NIPPLES TRANNY SIGMUND FREUD VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL FUCKER SAGGY TITS DAMMIT FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL DAMN HORSE SHIT WANKSPLAT FEMADOM BUTT PIRATE SPUNK POLESMOKER CUNT DAMN VAGINA MONKEY BALLS PISS OFF NI ASSHOLE FUCK PISS CUNT ABO FUCKSTAIN STEVE BALLMER FUCKWIT PISS OFF WANKER DONKEY DICK PRICK JAP WANKSPLAT LET'S SHIT WANKSPLAT ASSHAT KNOBJOCKEY BITCH MOLDY TITS SUCK MY DICK ORGASM SHITHEAD COON CHING CHONG CHINK ASS FASCIST TENTACLE RAPE GOD DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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