Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or I'LL RAPE YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder RAPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFUCKER, sudden PISS OFF MY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA or JUNGLE BUNNY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BELGIUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ARSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLAMING ASS BADGER ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNNILINGUS utterFUCKance of socially FEWMETS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PICKANINNY television programs to address JACKASS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

SON OF A BITCH Tourette's is SPANK THE MONKEY not to be BASTARD confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GO COUNT YOUR DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALARKY random NORTH KOREA disorientation, culturally-COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIPSHIT language, AY-AY-AY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD SCUMBAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSRAPING souvenir shoppes and massive CHICKEN FRIES quantities CUNTSWILLING of ANAL DIABETES DONKEY PUNCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the YOUR MOM Author:

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The TOWELHEAD Tourette's WANKSPLAT Research Institute was GIVING HEAD founded to DUMBASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JUSTIN BIEBER article DOUCHE NAZI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HORSE PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INBRED changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers DONKEY DICK swear. You can NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S COCK TV, for always focusing on the TOWELHEAD bad side of a terrible MICK thing.
  • The main MOCKIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PEEPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOU WANKER knee ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BALL SACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIRD IN THE HOUSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LOGJAMMER school for FAGGOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HOLY DUMB FUCK sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and CUNTSWILLING commit DONKEY PUNCHER suicide.
  • There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the MELAMINE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse NAZI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SMEG perodol" which caused my entire POTTYMOUTH body to go ASS numb and MOCKIE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SEMPRINI it is without the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! drug.

I am an active member of a BUGGER OFF tourette syndrome SCROTUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating VAGINA the FLYING RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "NAZI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNNILINGUS sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your RAT'S COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really COCKSTUFFER annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD IN THE HOUSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JOHN ELWAY, and making fun of a FUCK A DUCK horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YID time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As MEG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. CONDOMS Regards to Andrew PENISPENISPENIS!!! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

Mr. janitor

The CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON bastard who wrote this article. You can TITMOUSE punch him if you BIRD SHIT want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SWIMMING POOL saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my RHODESIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to DUMBASS cure FUCK the DIPSHIT Tourette's DAGO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFACE for CUNT Tourette's MARY WHITEHOUSE Syndrome DONKEY PUNCHER is SCROTUM following ASSCRACK these SHITE rules DIPSHIT in JACKASS order:

  • 1: Avoid BIRD SHIT immature BELLEND little LIKE FATHER LIKE SON kids,
  • 2: Count to WANK within TUBA 10 INBREDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKWIT ARSE nor YOU WANKER talk,
  • 4: Tell TWAT yourself you IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD don't MONKEY SHIT have SHITBALLS this CLEMEN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POWERSHIT WITH NASTY BATMAN & ROBIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

LOLCAT CUNT BALL SACK LOLCAT ASS DICKHEAD PICKANINNY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JAP

CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY TITMOUSE SCUMBAG MALARKY HAIL SATAN! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT NIGGER FUCKING FUCKWIT FUCKTARD WIGGER POLACK SHITFUCKER BITCH JERK OFF FROG JOHNNY COMMUNIST DILDO AUTOFELLATIO POTTYMOUTH MR WINKLER IS GAY FROG FUCK YOU SPIC FAGGOT BLUMPKIN HELL CHOAD DIPSHIT SPUNK PENIS FUCKER BOOBIES SHIT STEVE BALLMER EUROIPODS BELLEND SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HAIL SATAN! FRITZ CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SLOPE CHIGGER CHOAD DICKFACE FRITZ FLYING FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN WIENER GANGBANG SWIMMING POOL CRAPPY SHITFACE GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! TOWELHEAD INBRED BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER PISS SOD OFF YID BITCH WANK SHIT SHIT BIRD SHIT BUKKAKE SCUMBAG SPIC SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD BITCH DAGO BUGGER OFF FALSE BENSON BULLCRAP WEHATEMARIO ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT SHIT VILLAGE DUMP CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE AAAAAAAAA! HELL TITS CLEMEN SHITFACE BLOWJOB CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS CHOAD ASSHOLE JOHNNY HOMO PORCH MONKEY TAMPONS DONKEY PUNCHER GOBSHITE YOGHURT CANNON PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER YOU WANKER NAZI MONKEY SHIT SHITE GOD DAMN WANK CRAPPY BELLEND TRANNY ASSCRACK ASS BUTTFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB FUDGEPACKER SHITSKIN DICKFACE RAT'S COCK DAMN IT CUNT ASSWIPE WIGGER ASS WANK HOMO BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER COCKSTUFFER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCUMBAG FUCKING A HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD RONNIE CORBETT CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS JOHNNY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHING CHONG CHINK DICK ASS FUCKBAG I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER ASSHAT RHODESIA FASHION BUG GOAT DICK SOD JIZZ MELAMINE ASSHAT DAMN IT O CANADA PECKERHEAD CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN DAMN BULLSHIT FUCKTARD GO HOME AND DIE WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCROTUM FELCHING LOGJAMMER RAT'S COCK SUCK MY COCK FUCKBAG SHITTY AMERICA ONLINE LENS CRAFTERS ORGASM SCUMBAG NI CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GYPSY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN BEANER BELLEND DIPSHIT LONGCAT IS LONG SHITFACE ABO SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE HELLFIRE CHIGGER GRAPE PENIS FUCKING A COON DELICIOUS CAKE DICKHEAD BELLEND HENTAI GRAPE PENIS PENISFUCK BRUSH MA TEETH PENIS NIGNOG SEX ANAL DIABETES CUNT DICKFACE FUCK ASSHOLE DOUCHING DICKLICK BOOBS PUNANI PISS POWERSHIT ASSWIPE KIKE SHITFACE SHITFACE BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK A DUCK NAZI ASSHOLE HELL D'OH RAT'S COCK FUCK BITCH COCK HENTAI DAMMIT ASSFACE SHIT FASHION BUG FUCK YUKKY DOODY INCEST BUTT-HEAD SHITFACE BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MALARKY SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT HELL ASS OH SHI– NIGGER BIGNOSE FUCK AMERICA ONLINE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT FUCKER CRACKER VILLAGE DUMP I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKHEAD DOODIE HEAD BOOBS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT PISS TACO ANUSCAKE INVISIBLE! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER suck my mothers FUCK BLUE PENIS! MASTURBATION HELL PEDOPHILIA PISS GOBSHITE SHIT SMEG DICKFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSLINGING MONKEY BALLS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RHODESIA ASS LICKER MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER BALLS [Insert swear here] BALLS SUCK MY DICK PAKI CLIT TOWELHEAD DOG SHIT COCK CLEMEN REDSKIN SHIT PRICK BUTTFUCKER DAMN BUGFUCK HELL RAT'S ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT JAP CAMEL FUCKER RAPE MONKEY SHIT SHIT RAT'S ASS BENCH PRESS COON BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITTY BALLS SHIT PISS ARTIST BITCH DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE HATE HATE HAT FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE SHITFACE SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS BALL SACK HORSE PENIS CHIGGER TWAT HOMO pen0r THIS IS A RARE SWEAR MONKEY'S UNCLE NAZI TWAT MOCKIE NEGRO FUCKER SHIT WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHEBAG ARSE GOOK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITFACE SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT JERK OFF JIZZ YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CUNT ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT WIENER ASSRAMMER CUNNILINGUS MARY WHITEHOUSE TURD SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA FLYING FUCK JENKEM NI PISSHOLE FIRECROTCH ASSHAT PISS UP MY ARSE DUMBASS BONER BALLS TOWELHEAD TAMPONS URINE-GARGLING JIZZ ASSHOLE CUNT lowercase FUCK SHITE SHITSLINGING PUSSYLICKER BIRD SHIT VILLAGE DUMP CUNT BOOBS DICK CHICKEN GO HOME AND DIE COCKSTUFFER FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FELCHING BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FIRECROTCH SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNTRAG BONG SHITHEAD CUNTRAG HENTAI FRIG AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK SPUNK TIMBER NIGGER TURD DICKLICK CTHULHU FHTAGN RAGHEAD PRICK GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK BOOBS NAZI COCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! QUEEF BITCH LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DARTH VADER FLYING FUCK CRAPFUCKER WANKER FUCKSTAIN VILLAGE DUMP BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRACKER POWERSHIT CLIT SHAKOPEE BULLCRAP CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK GO HOME AND DIE BOON TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DARTH VADER SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PECKERHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COON MILF LIMEY VAGINA COCK FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY DONKEY DICK SHITCOCK NIGGER TITS suck my mothers WOP DAMN HELLFUCKER MELAMINE ASSHOLE NIGNOG PEEPEE TRANNY DIRTY SANCHEZ QUEEF HO CROTCH FUCK FUCKBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT CHIGGER FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD BASTARD PISSHOLE INBRED CUNT NICARAGUA INCEST SHITHEAD PENIS DICK YOGHURT CANNON CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT LAPPER FUCKING CLIT SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER SHOOP DA WHOOP ASS CARPET MUNCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BALLS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! I'LL RAPE YOU MILF BUTTFUCKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK NUGGET CUNT ASSHOLE FUCKWIT ASS FASCIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS LIMEY CARPET MUNCHER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DIPSHIT BITCH DAMN DIPSHIT DAMN IT PENISBIRD CUNT SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK OFF BITCH [Insert silly non-swear here] PEARL NECKLACE [EXPLETIVE] CHICKEN SHIT PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING ASS FASCIST INBRED LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER BITCH KIKE SHITE 666 JENKEM POOPY I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK FUCK OFF TOTAL JOHN ELWAY HELL NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACKASS SAND NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BIGNOSE RHODESIA HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PRICK GOD BLESS AMERICA YOGHURT CANNON PEDOPHILIA BITCH [expletive deleted] DELICIOUS CAKE FELLATIO SAGGY TITS JOHN ELWAY BALLS ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK SHIT FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS WANK DICK TITS COON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOD DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO DICKLICK ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLCRAP and with the INBRED and his SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM of girraffes in which GIVING HEAD while reading about LIMEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See POTTYMOUTH also

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