Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder BALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GANGBANG or VAGINA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CONAN O'BRIAN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTTFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TRANNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITBALLS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN IT utterFUCKance of socially NEGRO objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK television programs to address POLACK Tourette's syndrome.

RUSKIE Tourette's is FIRECROTCH not to be SOD OFF confused with ANAL DIABETES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TAFFY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COMMUNIST DILDO random FUCK disorientation, culturally-MACACA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WHORE language, JERRY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONKEY BALLS souvenir shoppes and massive CHRISTHUMPER quantities CLUSTER FUCK of ANAL DIABETES JENKEM garbage.

Darnit.

A WIKIPEDIA Polite Note to the suck my mothers Author:

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The RAT'S COCK Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was POOPOO founded to DOUCHEBAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IN SACREMENT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS OFF MY ASS article PORCH MONKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JIZZ changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUDDHIST MONK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DELICIOUS CAKE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSHOLE Tourrette's sufferers VENEREAL DISEASE swear. You can SAMUEL L. JACKSON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the GREASER bad side of a terrible FUCK OFF thing.
  • The main DOT HEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ANUSCAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee FUCK YOU NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S COCK school for POOPOO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BONER sufferers to become FUCK OFF manically depressed and VENEREAL DISEASE commit INBRED suicide.
  • There is no CUNNILINGUS cure, and the OSTRICH MY ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONKEY BALLS perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go DAMN numb and TACO basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA it is without the DICKLICK drug.

I am an active member of a CUM tourette syndrome CAMEL FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSE the CAMEL JOCKEY public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTBUCKET sorry for PENISFUCK "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESSE McCARTNEY, and making fun of a POOPY horrible disorder is (not) ASSHOLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOATSE time.

Best TOWELHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLUSTER FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not EUROIPODS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew POWERSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The DIPSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can DOT HEAD punch him if you TURD want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my GOD BLESS AMERICA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK to SHIT cure DAGO the WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's CHINK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FROG'S FAT ASS for SHITHEAD Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome SACRAMENTO is SHITCUNTING following SCUMBAG these BUKKAKE rules EPIDIDYMIS in Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! order:

  • 1: Avoid BRUSH MA TEETH immature BALL SACK little NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES kids,
  • 2: Count to AUTOFELLATIO within HELL 10 JACKASSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CUNT GOD DAMMIT JACKASS nor FRITZ talk,
  • 4: Tell CC PLZ yourself you TITWANK don't SUCK MY DICK have THONG TASTER this DICK CHICKEN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GENITALIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DAMN IT DAMN GANGBANG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FRAK BITCH CUM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT

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TITWANK WANK CONDOMS SHITFACE WANK FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER QUEEF MARGARET THATCHER FRIG BONG SHITSLINGING CHIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK SPIC CUNTING ASSCRACK MALL SANTA ASSWIPE CHINK DAMN IT BLOWJOB BRITNEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESSE McCARTNEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG DUMBASS BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA WANK COCK CUNNILINGUS DICK TITS GANGBANG CLEMEN SHITBALLS FUCKER ASSRAPING POMMIE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOU WANKER BULLSHIT PISS OFF GREASER ASSWIPE D'OH FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD DONGSHOVER FLYING RAT'S ASS WHORE YID JOHN ELWAY WANKER DAMN LAKE TITICACA FENCE JUMPER CUM LICK PUSSY FIST FUCK ABO FUCK CUNNILINGUS BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN SHITE VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE YUKKY DOODY DICKFACE JOHNNY FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK BASEBALL BITCH MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BLUMPKIN SHIT FUCKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER BUTTFUCKER SHITE DICKHEAD NEGRO PISSHOLE PISSHOLE SHITE DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPPY AY-AY-AY JUNGLE BUNNY PEDOPHILIA SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS TWAT CHOAD KISSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT CHINK FUCKSTAIN ORGASM FUCKFACE DAMN SHITE FOUR-EYES GANGBANG COON FUCKING A BULLSHIT BITCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COCKSTUFFER BULLCRAP ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK NUGGET CRAPPY CHINK CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS SHIT DAMN HENTAI FELCHING BLOWJOB POMMIE FUCK OFF CROTCH DOUCHETITS JAP PISS ARTIST I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CC PLZ JACK ABRAMOFF ASS MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST POOPY SPANK THE MONKEY FROG 666 PRICK FIRECROTCH CRACKER MALL SANTA ASSWIPE CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE SHUT UP, MEG! CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK FELLATIO RAT'S COCK FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! 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MASTURBATION DAGO SHITCUNTING JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER NICARAGUA PUSSYLICKER FUCK FUCKHEAD CUNT FUCKBAG GENITALIA DAGO BENCH PRESS NAZI DICK TITS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE COCK FUCKHEAD FUCKER COCK COLGATE FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS DUMBASS JUSTIN BIEBER RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD CRACKER DIPSHIT GOBSHITE CAMEL JOCKEY LIMEY FUCK YOU DUMBASS DAMMIT TACO IN SACREMENT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKER JOHN ELWAY MOZILLA FIREFOX PORCH MONKEY CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSCRACK FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER BEAVER FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE CONAN O'BRIAN CUNTSWILLING CUNT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FUCK YOU NEGRO POO POO BLOWJOB GOD DAMN ARSE MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT INBRED MICK FUCK OFF FUCK WETBACK CHOAD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT CUNT JOHNNY POMMIE MASTURBATION NAZI BUTT-HEAD BLOWJOB ORGASM BITCH JIGGABOO SAND NIGGER [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] WANK ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE SHITE PENIS PISS OFF RAPE DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMN GOOK HOSER ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER GANGBANG DICK SHITBALLS CUNT JACKASS FUCK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIGGER TITWANK PUSSY ASS PIECE OF SHIT JOHNNY WIENER ASSBANDIT REDSKIN DICKHEAD FUCK MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE FUCKER HELL SAND NIGGER DICK TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK JAP MOTHERFUCKER PISS FIST FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOG FUCKER ASS FLYING FUCK AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS BUTTFUCKER RAPE MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK BUTT-HEAD TITS & DICKS DOG SHIT DICK BORDER HOPPER DOUCHE NAZI BONER I WILL END YOU! VAGINA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIPSHIT DIPSHIT DICK WANKER SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD SHITCOCK PIECE OF SHIT SOD OFF JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER POWERSHIT COON BITCH DUMBASS TAMPONS FUCKING BALL SACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS OSTRICH MY ASS MAMA MIA FELCHMONKEY JACK ABRAMOFF RAPE ARSEBADGERS JACKASS FUCKTARD NI BITCH FOUR-EYES ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BEANER COCK SHIT VAGINA ASSWIPE TWO-INCH PENIS PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE TIT SPRINKLES SON OF A BITCH WEHATEMARIO ASSHOLE TUBA DAMN SAND NIGGER POOPY CHUFF BUKKAKE ASS GOBSHITE DOUCHE NAZI BLUE PENIS! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSFACE I WILL END YOU! AUTOFELLATIO DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BIG FOOT SHITBALLS KIKE COCKSMOKER FELCHING TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PORCH MONKEY ASS LICKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE BONER CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER SHITE [Insert silly non-swear here] SUITCASE PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUTOFELLATIO BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN BALLS FUCKING SHITFACE PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE WOP GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BASTARD INBRED DOG SHIT ASSFACE FUCKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY INJUN SHITE DAMN NIGGER DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS PUNANI CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF ASSBANDIT COMMUNIST DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST VAGINA FRED PHELPS CC PLZ ASSHAT SHITE FUCKTARD DUNE COON ASSRAPING BOOBS TITMOUSE RAT'S COCK SHITFACE DUMBASS TWAT ASSHAT INCEST DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS ARTIST KIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNTRAG CHINK KAFFIR BASTARD SHITSLIDE BLUMPKIN TOSSER TAMPON IN MY ASS TOWELHEAD JOHN ELWAY TITWANK HONKY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOBSHITE ASSHAT BARBRA STREISAND BANGKOK COCK BENCH PRESS FEWMETS INBRED SHIT RANDY TRAVIS GOATSE MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB JACKASS SHIT GENITALIA MACACA CRAP ON A STICK BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK FELCHING JERRY CROTCH BEAVER PEEPEE NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE JACK OFF GENITALIA PENISBIRD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COON MICK FUCK OFF WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS INCEST Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SON OF A BITCH and with the LET'S SHIT and his PENISFUCK of girraffes in which BIGNOSE while reading about MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BIGNOSE also

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