Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a WANK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MASTURBATION, sudden DUNE COON m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I WILL KILL YOU! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BEAVER HADJI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING A objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD television programs to address POOPY Tourette's syndrome.

VAGINA Tourette's is COON not to be DOG SHIT confused with NEGRO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FRENCH TICKLER random TOWELHEAD disorientation, culturally-FLYING RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCKSUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HOSER language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK NUGGET souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING quantities TRANNY of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFUCKER Polite Note to the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Author:

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The FLYING FUCK Tourette's CRAP ON A STICK Research Institute was PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT founded to POMMIE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONKEY DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FIRECROTCH article PEARL NECKLACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITSLINGING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RICK MORANIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOG SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers WANKSPLAT swear. You can TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOG SHIT TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBUCKET bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
  • The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTRAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAMEL JOCKEY knee DIPSHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GOD DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TIANENMEN SQUARE school for COCKING FUCKBOROUGH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK sufferers to become ABO manically depressed and CHAV commit DICKHEAD suicide.
  • There is no JACK OFF cure, and the FELCHMONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITCOCK tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUNG-HOLE perodol" which caused my entire CUNTRAG body to go ASSHOLE numb and LET'S SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSE it is without the CRAPMUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a MALARKY tourette syndrome PORCUPINE'S BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating REDNECK the CONDOMS public view of Tourettes as a "WIENER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK YOU sorry for YOU WANKER "hi-jacking" your LIMEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really FUCK OFF annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SWIMMING POOL, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOHNNY time.

Best JOHN SMILEY FACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. ASSRAPING Regards to Andrew YOU WANKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

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The FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS bastard who wrote this article. You can MOTHERFUCKER punch him if you JENKEM want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my COON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSHAT to TWAT cure HONKY the RAGHEAD Tourette's BOYCOTT VIACOM! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGNOG for FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's DOUCHING Syndrome PRICK is ASSHOLE following TITTYWANK these CARPET MUNCHER rules YOGHURT CANNON in MOTHERFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid BITCH immature JERRY little SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to PRICK within INBRED 10 I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nor CHUFF talk,
  • 4: Tell SCUMBAG yourself you TAMPON IN MY ASS don't GANGBANG have WOODPECKERSHIT this DUMBASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PENISPENISPENIS!!! PENISBIRD FUCKER PISS ARTIST SHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT HITLER

BITCH SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE STEVE BALLMER NIGNOG SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK LET'S SHIT SHITFACE CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER SLOPE BULLSHIT SHITHEAD DICKLICK CLEVELAND STEAMER BONG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK BULLSHIT ASSRAMMER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SCROTUM JACKASS PENIS WOP BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE ORGASM TITS PISSHOLE POMMIE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK PEARL NECKLACE TAFFY HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE MASTURBATION LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POTTYMOUTH ORGASM ALEX TREBEK DAMN IT HELL PUSSY NIPPLES MONKEY'S UNCLE BLOWJOB COCKSMOKER SUCK MY COCK OSTRICH MY ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOTHERFUCKER MAMA MIA FUCK MONKEY SHIT DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF BULLSHIT SHITE JACK OFF INCEST SHIT SWIMMING POOL ALEX TREBEK FIST FUCK DOG FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER HORSE PENIS PISS FUCKTARD DOG SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKFACE GANGBANG KIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CAMEL JOCKEY ASS HORSE SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD SEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN FUCKER DAMN DILDO BOB SAGET HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN DOODIE HEAD DICK TOSSER COCKSHITTER JIZZ FUCKTARD FRAK FUCKING A SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? PUSSY NI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PECKERHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN BITCH CUNTSWILLING FRIG BLUMPKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANK PUSSY I'LL RAPE YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SOD GANGBANG SCUMBAG TIMBER NIGGER HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DAMN IT GOD DAMN FUCK 666 DIRTY SANCHEZ SHAKOPEE DAMMIT CHUFF HELL TESTICLE CHOKE GOBSHITE PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS POLACK SHITHEAD SOD FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN ORGASM BUTT PIRATE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WIGGER JOHN ELWAY FUCKING NEGRO CAPTAIN CRUNCH LAKE TITICACA PIG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HITLER BITCH BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU REDEEMING VALUE BALL SACK PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE BITCH INCEST SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOODIE HEAD FASHION BUG FUCK YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA [expletive deleted] SEMEN FUCKING JIZZ SHITFUCKER BITCH BELLEND ASSFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING INCEST DAMNATION GOD DAMN ASSHAT ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! VENEREAL DISEASE WANKER WANK DILDO SUCK A BIG DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ALEX TREBEK HORSE PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL AY-AY-AY DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING TENTACLE RAPE CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER TITS & DICKS FUCKBAG FUCKER PEEPEE DAMN IT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTYMINTS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFACE PISS OFF DICKLICK BASTARD WALRUS SHIT TAMPONS BOOBS BANGKOK SECOND BALLS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ANAL SHITTY SHITTY GREASER FUCKER RAPE JACKASS PECKERHEAD ASSHAT TRANNY JACKASS SHIT O KURWA! SCROTUM TIMBER NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITFACE DICKFACE GYPSY DICKHEAD FEWMETS HORSE SHIT ASS FASCIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER BELLEND BITCH NIGGER TITS CHENEY POTTYMOUTH JAP IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE PRICK SHITE PENIS FUCKWIT PECKERHEAD SHITSLINGING NIGNOG SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK SHITFUCKER ARSEBADGERS WHORE PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER SPIC ASSCRACK JOHN ELWAY CUNTYMINTS SPICY CUNT FUCK BLUMPKIN ASS NORTH KOREA SHITE I WILL END YOU! ASS JACKASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICK BALL SACK TURD FUCKSTAIN SWIMMING POOL RANDY TRAVIS JOHN SMILEY FACE SUCK MY DICK TITMOUSE GOD DAMN ASS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SHITHEAD CHINK PISS OFF MY ASS SCROTUM PENISBIRD FELLATIO WHORE PUSSYLICKER PISS ARTIST CUNT LET'S SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTBUCKET CUNTYMINTS JIZZ SHIT DAMN CLUSTER FUCK BEAVER EXTRA LONG PENIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BULLSHIT FUCKING CLIT BITCH JACK OFF POLAK PISS LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING BLUMPKIN BIGNOSE TIANENMEN SQUARE PORCH MONKEY PISS OFF DAMN SHAKOPEE BUGGER BITCH SPUNK ASSBANDIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH THIS IS SPARTA! SHITBALLS DYKE SOD COCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BONER SUGARTITS PEDOPHILIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHAT RANDY TRAVIS REDSKIN URINE-GARGLING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NECROPHILIA CUNTBUCKET FROG FUCK YOU I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASSHOLE CHENEY FUCK FUCKING GANGBANG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CROTCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POOPOO SHITE DAMMIT BASTARD FUCKWIT BULLSHIT FUCKTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SPUNK FUCKWIT COLGATE COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD POMMIE FUCK YOU CHENEY JACKASS SHIT CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK DICKFACE FUCK AY-AY-AY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHOAD TWAT DAMN IT PENIS WIKIPEDIA FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH PENISPENISPENIS!!! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKGOBLIN SIGMUND FREUD GOATSE JACKASS SHIT GIVING HEAD CUNT HOMO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POMMIE BEANER JACKASS SHIT TITTIES FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER FUCKER TITMOUSE BIRD SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITBALLS JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED BELLEND MALARKY ALEX TREBEK MALL SANTA SHITFUCKER BLUE PENIS! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD SOD OFF DICK RAT'S COCK DONKEY DICK BITCH DOG SHIT TITWANK SHOOP DA WHOOP FRAK URINE-GARGLING HATE HATE HAT MONKEY BALLS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASS DICK FUDGEPACKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING A KRAUT RONNIE CORBETT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WETBACK ASS PEDOPHILIA PECKERHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CUM ASSFACE SHITE SCUMBAG FUCK TITS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE ASSFACE MALL SANTA WANK JAP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHINK CUNT CUM HELL BASTARD POWERSHIT THONG TASTER SHITCUNTING 666 REDEEMING VALUE TITTIES O CANADA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLUSTER FUCK CRAP FUCKING A WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIGGER YID CUNT HORSE SHIT SEX AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD FUCKING RONNIE CORBETT CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF YOU MASTURBATION SAGGY TITS PISSHOLE BUTT-HEAD ASSWIPE WANK FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE CUM MONKEY SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUKKAKE CHAV DONKEY DICK CUNT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DOUCHETITS PISS SUGARTITS JUSTIN BIEBER PORCH MONKEY TOSSER CHENEY FRIG FUCKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SPUNK DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN ASS DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER SHIT PISSHOLE ASS HELL DAMN IT FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBAG SWIMMING POOL CUNTYMINTS REDNECK DOG SHIT MARGARET THATCHER GRAPE PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT POLESMOKER BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH LAKE TITICACA COCKSHITTER VAGINA WIKIPEDIA FUCK ORGASM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT BITCH DAGO RUSTY TROMBONE CHUFF FUCKFACE ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS AUTOFELLATIO COON I WILL END YOU! BIGNOSE DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT BUNG-HOLE CLIT TIANENMEN SQUARE CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER JAP SHIT BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY CUNT BIGNOSE INJUN WALRUS SHIT BITCH DICK TITS CHOAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES VENEREAL DISEASE CHRIS CHAN SHIT YOU WANKER SHITHEAD HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DONKEY PUNCHER and with the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and his CAMEL JOCKEY of girraffes in which NIPPLES while reading about BUTTFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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