Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SON OF A BITCH comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCK YOU article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CAPITALISM neurochemical FUCK disorder NEGRO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!, sudden FROG'S FAT ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HITLER or BUTT-HOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WOMEN'S RIGHTS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BELLEND include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EAT MY SHIT! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SAND NIGGER TURD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially WETBACK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WIENER television programs to address SOD Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S ASS Tourette's is DAMN IT not to be PISS OFF MY ASS confused with BIGNOSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENISPENISPENIS!!! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST disorientation, culturally-FLYING FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GIVING HEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, INJUN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive COMMUNIST DILDO quantities WINDOWS VISTA of ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK YOU Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

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The CUNT Tourette's BATMAN & ROBIN Research Institute was SHITFUCKER founded to FROG'S FAT ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MONKEY BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PRICK article MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOB SAGET.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHEBAG Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourrette's sufferers NIGNOG swear. You can DICKFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame THONG TASTER TV, for always focusing on the NAZI bad side of a terrible GENITALIA thing.
  • The main DICKWAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTIES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOTHERFUCKER knee FUCK YOU NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NICARAGUA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for DICKFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCK sufferers to become INCEST manically depressed and ORGASM commit PUSSYLICKER suicide.
  • There is no DOG SHIT cure, and the CLUSTER FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse QUEEF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire CHENEY body to go I RAPE WALRUSES! numb and BLOWJOB basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSWIPE it is without the PIECE OF SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a PRICK tourette syndrome JIZZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUGARTITS the GOBSHITE public view of Tourettes as a "BONER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SON OF A BITCH sorry for DONKEY PUNCHER "hi-jacking" your WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like O CANADA this that really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a MOLDY TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKGOBLIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a TITMOUSE horrible disorder is (not) BEANER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. WANK Regards to Andrew SHITFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The DAMNATION bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ABO saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WOP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WIGGER to NORTH KOREA cure BALLS the TWAT Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOG FUCKER for SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's HELL Syndrome MOZILLA FIREFOX is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! following FUCKFACE these WANK rules I'LL RAPE YOU in FUCKSTAIN order:

  • 1: Avoid CLIT immature ASSRAPING little GRINGO kids,
  • 2: Count to GOD DAMN within RAT'S COCK 10 WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITTY nor KNOBJOCKEY talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITE yourself you WANK don't PISS OFF have FUCKTARD this MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FRIG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT FAGGOT FAGGOT WANK CRAPPY JUSTIN BIEBER SHITE WIGGER LET'S SHIT

KAFFIR DOUCHING TAFFY CUNTBUCKET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLCRAP FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM SON OF A BITCH DYKE WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLEMEN EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUCHE NAZI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTIES BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST CLIT FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD MILF ALF OSCAR WILDE IS GAY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING COCK BITCH FUCK DICKHEAD ASSHAT SCUMBUCKET JIZZ POO POO BLOWJOB IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PUSSY FUCK FUCK DICK HELLFUCKER PISSHOLE JACK OFF SHITTY PRICK INBRED SCROTUM SHITCOCK PUSSY SHITE AY-AY-AY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKWAD SHIT BUKKAKE ASSHOLE WANK GENITALIA DICK SHITFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BIRD SHIT CLEMEN PISS HORSE SHIT ASS TURD NIGGER JACKASS LIMEY GOOK FOUR-EYES DONGSHOVER MALL SANTA MOTHERFUCKER NAZI CLUSTER FUCK WEHATEMARIO CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION CARPET MUNCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER FEMADOM STEVE BALLMER SHITE JERK OFF CUNT BASTARD REDSKIN BASTARD NIGGER FUCKING A PISS OFF GANGBANG DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS PUSSY WANK MUGABE HAS AIDS EMO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PENIS ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN AY-AY-AY GOD DAMN COCK NAZI GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD DAMN COLGATE CUM BUGFUCK HAPPINESS PAKI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MACACA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS CUNTRAG HORSE SHIT TOSSER BLUE PENIS! FRAK NIGGER JACKASS DOUCHEBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY PIGFUCKER PUNANI SHIT SHITFUCKER BONER GANGBANG TOTAL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MASTURBATION BULLSHIT SLOPE ASS VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF BULLCRAP NIGNOG BALLS MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER PUNANI CRAPFUCKER QUEEF PISS OFF DAMN BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKWIT FUCKFACE SHIT SHITE WILLY WONKA JACKASS MUGABE HAS AIDS FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH 4CHAN CLEMEN ASS TWAT FUCKTARD ORGASM ART METAL PRODUCTS DYKE MUGABE HAS AIDS ORGASM GREASER FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DARTH VADER URINE-GARGLING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT PUSSY BLOWJOB DICKHEAD FUCK OFF CROTCH BARBRA STREISAND DOG FUCKER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY HELL PIGFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WETBACK SEX ANUSCAKE SAND NIGGER COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FUCK HELL FUCK OFF POMMIE TITTYWANK DICKFACE HOMO GOAT DICK DAMN IT SHITHEAD REDNECK TITWANK BUTTFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK ASSWIPE BASTARD CHOAD SUCK MY COCK RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING HOT GRITS CHUFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANUSCAKE JACK ABRAMOFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CAPITALISM MOLDY TITS THONG TASTER FIST FUCK CUM CRACKER DICK TITS SHITFACE JENKEM CHOAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN KRAUT JOHNNY FLYING FUCK HELL EPIDIDYMIS ASSFACE FEWMETS SOD CHRISTHUMPER SUCK A BIG DICK KNOBJOCKEY NAZI PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE PEDOPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY HELLFIRE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS VENEREAL DISEASE JACK ABRAMOFF CUNTRAG FELLATIO NEGRO BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA BALLS NICARAGUA POMMIE CRAPMUNCHER NORTH KOREA HO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MICK ASSCRACK SLOPE JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS MOCKIE WHORE POLACK CAPITALISM FUCK PISS ARTIST HAPPINESS MONKEY BALLS SCUMBAG WILLY WONKA PRICK P'KANG PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER JERK OFF JACKASS RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST MONKEY'S UNCLE OSTRICH MY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE SHITTY FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA CUNT PUSSY GRAPE PENIS ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACKASS CRAPPY CUNT DICK CHICKEN MONKEY BALLS DONKEY DICK MILF WIKIPEDIA ASS FASCIST AUTOFELLATIO DOG SHIT FRIG SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT CUNT ASSFACE GRINGO NAZI CUNT DICKFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSHAT COCK OSCAR WILDE IS GAY HELL FUCKSTAIN HAPPINESS NIGNOG BULLSHIT WALRUS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKTARD FEMADOM SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER FROG A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! PISS OFF BOLLOCKS YOU WANKER FELLATIO FUCKER CUNT HELL ASSFACE FUCK DUNE COON BUKKAKE ARSE TUBA FUCKTARD FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS CAPITALISM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOZILLA FIREFOX BANGKOK COCKSUCKER HAPPINESS SEMEN FUCKING BORDER HOPPER SHITSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER HAIL SATAN! ASSHAT BELGIUM FUCK YOU CRAPPY BUGGER OFF IN SACREMENT BEAVER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DUMBASS CAMEL FUCKER SCUMBAG HELL BULLSHIT ASS SHITTY FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER MONKEY BALLS SHIT GRIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIPPLES MUGABE HAS AIDS FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN CHOAD SOD VAGINA SCROTUM CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE BOOBS WANKER YOU WANKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DUMBASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH DICK DICKFACE BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS GANGBANG CONAN O'BRIAN HELL DAMN FUCKING CHENEY BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HONKY IN SACREMENT DONGSHOVER PENIS ON A BUN FUCK ASSFACE ASSCRACK PISSHOLE BULLSHIT ARSE JACKASS FUCKTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSWIPE ABO FUCKSTAIN COON VAGINA CUNT BITCH FUCKTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING A COCKSTUFFER CUNTRAG SHIT FUCK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE COCK COCKSMOKER GOD DAMMIT BATHING SUIT AREA FAG DICKFACE KIKE PISS GOATSE CHIGGER NORTH KOREA TAMPON IN MY ASS DAGO SOD OFF BLUMPKIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PIGFUCKER INBRED SHITHEAD EMO FRAK FLYING FUCK JACKASS CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF POOPOO FENCE JUMPER ASSHAT TITWANK LIMEY PISS OFF BIRD SHIT COON FUCKWIT P'KANG PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK BASTARD REDSKIN FAG FUCK BASTARD POOPY WHORE FUCK YOU ART METAL PRODUCTS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAT'S ASS HELL ASSWIPE ASSFACE SHITHEAD HOMO DOG FUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN CUM PISS DAMN CUNTRAG [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] PORCH MONKEY DOM DeLUISE TITMOUSE QUEEF SHITSLINGING BITCH POTTYMOUTH EMO FOUR-EYES NIHILISM FLYING FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INJUN FUCKWIT DICKHEAD JAP FUCK FUCKTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LENS CRAFTERS QUEEF SEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER ASSRAMMER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BITCH TWISTY VAGINA WANK DOUCHETITS FRITZ FIRECROTCH DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ ASSBANDIT BELGIUM FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GRIS FROG'S FAT ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RAPE MOLDY TITS FUCK FUCK YOU WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER BOOBIES DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH PISS OFF INBRED ASSWANKING FAILURE! COCKSUCKER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN POOPY SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK TITS CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD FUCK OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOTAL and with the HELL and his BUGGER of girraffes in which THONG TASTER while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See STEVE BALLMER also

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