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“That Cajek fellow removed my custom quote from his page. Bastard.”

"Towel Saturation Occurs when using a particular towel to dry your hands will actually make your hands smell worse than before you washed your hands. This indicates the towel needs to be washed" - From "Towel Saturation"


Driver: Did you get the important thing, the nature of which we're going to leave intentionally vague so the police can explain it in the next scene?

Robber: Yes, I did. You may now feel free to laugh maniacally at something that really isn't very funny, unless you're, like, high, or something.

Driver: Dude, have you ever really looked at your hands? ...I mean muahahahahahaha!

-UnScripts:The Device

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19:47, 25 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Yep, you're really trying, I see. Great, keep the laughs coming, Mr. Funny Man.)

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edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:00, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: December 1st, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 05:01, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
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