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“That Cajek fellow removed my custom quote from his page. Bastard.”


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“Well, as Shakespeare said, brevity is the soul of wit. Ironically, though, what Shakespeare actually said was "My liege, and madam, to expostulate What majesty should be, what duty is, Why day is day, night night, and time is time, Were nothing but to waste night, day and time. Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief: your noble son is mad." Which wasn't fucking brief at all. Polonious could have just said "Hamlet's crazy" and accomplished that in two fucking words. I give Shakespeare a 3/10 in Prose and Formatting, and a 4/10 for unintentional humor.”
~ An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective

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20:50, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked 212.96.165.178 (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Yes it does. You're a real rebel aren't you? I bet you've murdered many blacks before and beaten up various others. I am TERRIFIED of you.)

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