Frisians
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The Frisians are an ethnic group. They live in Holland and Germany. There greatest hero was Pier Gerlofs Donia, even though he was actually just three midgets and a goat. They are known since Roman times. They kicked quite some Roman ass back then.
Dutch people cannot understand a word the Frisians (Dutch: Friezen) say. The Frisians are farmers. According to legend, their ancestors where goats and midgets from India.
They are angry peoples. And very stubborn. They jump across canals with sticks (true thing!) and call this a sport "fierljeppen".
They live in a magic land known as Frisia.
[edit] Trivia
- Frisian people are always blonde
- Their women have big boobs
- All Frisians are tall except for those who have been shrunk by wizards
- 72% of the Frisian population is mentally retarded
- Ninja's and cats are forbidden in Frisia
- In Frisia, shoes are frowned upon
- Wooden shoes in Frisia are always standard in US size 20 or bigger
- In Frisia, only elementary school excists
- Highschool is outlawed in Frisia, aswell as books
- It is forbidden in Frisia to own a sheep and not have sex with it
- A monkey may not be a mayor in a Frisian major city
