Freestyle rap battles
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“The concept of a freestyle rap battle causes my spider sense to tingle like a small child at Christmas”
~ Oscar Wilde on Freestyle rap battles
The freestyle rap battle is the highest form of human conflict, it is considered superior to every other form of martial arts. It is rumoured that there are under a dozen people who can claim to be masters of the true form of the freestyle rap battle. It can only be achieved after a life-time of study in the ghetto.
A challenge to a freestyle rap battle is the ultimate way of settling disputes. The last full rap battle fought in the freestyle was towards the end of World War II when Winston Churchill teamed up with Emperor 'Uncle Joey'Stalin to take down the potentially lethal combination of Hitler and Satan who had just finished touring Eastern Europe.
The Vatican Boys Punishment Squad have used the freestyle rap battle to devastating effect throughout their long service as the enforcer bitches of the Catholic Church.
- LetsBeef.com is a website that allows you to freestyle battle over real beats.
