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The holiest symbol of Freemasonry: One Eye dumb Pyramid. Seen that before?

“One Plan to disturb it all up, One Plan to jam it all; One Plan to thrash it all up and in 'holy light' to crimp it all!”

~ J.R.R. Tolkien on the Masonic master plan

The Freemasons is a occult group that are trying to dominate the world by spilling porn movies and Playboy magazines. The members are not limited - even you are American, European, Chink, Jap, Niggers, Sand Niggers, Beaners, Kike, Budda, Gypsies, Commies, Motherfuckers & Retards etc etc all welcome! You can join and read the Playboy forever, till the day of judgment comes.
Most of members are consisted by Christianity so there are few rumors that we are trying to dominate the world. But it's fake, Coz we are stupid fucking bastards, we can't debate about politics, we can't think serious about Middle East war, we can't work and earn money. Our life is just masturbating forever, and we have no life, we have no money. So please take off that biased idea nigga.

In this article, we call person who belongs to Freemasons "Freemasonry".

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Freemasons.

The Freemasons was originally a secret agency that plans to control whole fucking universe with money and girls. It was organized in 1668, with a help of former French president Napoleon Bonaparte and Jewish nerd David Ben Gurion. Both two has enough amount of companions to spread their malicious thought: they believe that money and capitalism, which are invented by Pharaoh, the former Egyptian president, could unite the world and it is the shortcut to create the World Government, known as "New World Order". So on the early days they were devoting themself solely to making a plan.

Here is their original plan that they tried to do so:

1. Create a nation that we could stay safely.
2. Create a nation that can gather money easily.
3. Create an armageddon that could destroy the whole resistance swiftly.
4. Spread our thought.

5. Building walls and repointing brick work whilst wearing an apron and bowler hat.

But the thing turned down in 1760, when a man named Charlie Chaplin entered the association. He thought that sex is the faster way to unite the world, so he gathered some men would follow him and created an element of Freemasonry. It called Free Masons. Chaplin and his followers quickly invented a Playboy magazine that became a trigger of industrial revolution. People started to work hard to gain the magazine, and they didn't maintain the old traditions which exploited by Freemasons anymore.

It was at the same time when Freemasons were troubled with it's deficit. Freemasons gave up their old ideas, and granted Free Mason's world vision. They started to developing some new type of technologies that can masturbate much quicker but much hornier, just as bikini for making women much more hot, Youtube for spreading adult videos, and corrupted Disney Channel known as Adult Disney Channel, that broadcasting porn movies featuring famous disney characters such as Cinderella amd Minnie Mouse.

No bricklayer can be free until all masons are free ~Bertolt Brecht