Free Masons
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“Those guys that control the world.”
~ Captain Obvious on Free Masons
The Free Masons is an element of homosexual bastard's cult association Freemasons. This element has a very big difference between the original Freemasons.
It is:
Free Masons
Freemasons
LOOK ITS VERY BIG DIFFERENCE!!!
Anyways forget that stupidity. But yes, everyone sure that we are soo stupid. Don't blame me, because this organization is created by an ignorant comedian Charlie Chaplin. He was formally a member of old school Freemasonry, but he decided to create this element because he concepted an original & more swift & more horny way to control the whole fucking world.
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[edit] How it became a Millionaire slut
[edit] Born of Chaplin
The Freemasons was originally a secret agency that plans to control whole fucking universe blablabla.... please read Freemasons for it's their details. Anyway here we want to talk about Free Masons.
The Free Masons is an element of Freemasonry that created by a British-American-Egyptian comedian Charlie Chaplin in 1762. Chaplin was born in poor household on Dover channel in 1759. He grew up with guns and drugs, fighting along gangsters who starving for foods etc. These experiences made Chaplin strong enough against the controversies of creation of Free Masons later.
After he graduated Dover Grammar high school, he started to read a book about Jesus Christ, because he interested in how Jesus became popular among girls. A year later he found out that there's movement called Freemasons which is trying to dominate the world by money and capitalism and create the World Govenment, known as the New World Order. Chaplin quickly became a member, and presentated the results of his research about Jesus Christ.
[edit] Playboy magazine, the greatest invention ever
Chaplin learned that sex and masturbation are the most swift way to unite the whole world. He raised a fund to gather expenses to develop the newest technology to masturbate happily, although vast majority of Freemasonry denied the support. Some of the members such as Golda Meir and Rosh Hastana, the typical human right & woman right activitists were started an opposition movement against Chaplin, and even attempted to kill him. However, Champlin was strong enough as I said. He assaulted Golda Meir's hometown and murdered 500 woman right activitists including herself (6/22 incident). This affair had rooted fear among the rich Freemasonry, including George W. Bush, and they became a followers of Chaplin.
Chaplin invented a Playboy magazine with George W. Bush's help in 1841. This magazine is mainly about half naked bitch, slut, girl, dyke, your mom, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, retard, pussy, boob, sex and many more adult contents. It quickly became popular among the working class of capitalism hierarchy, and as a result, industrial revolution had occured.
No bricklayer can be free until all masons are free ~Bertolt Brecht
[edit] The truth about Conspiracy thoughts
There are many people who believe that Freemasons is the one who control the world economics, politics, energy and every factor from the mass media, internet, movie, TV broadcasting to where do you live, what's your car and who' your mom. Perhaps it's not surprising thing, because old school Freemasonry declared to dominate the world by money and capitalisms, and you still can find few traces of their activity. However, they changed their policy after Free Masons born. As I said.
So don't believe the "conspiracy thoughts" just like "Freemasonry made the Iraqi war", "Freemasonry are promoting terrorisms", "Freemasonry are spreading violences throughout the mass media". It is lack with eye-witnesses, and you know, our policy is just porn, porn, ponr.
