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VictimsDownloaders may or may not retain the ability to feel love, or other human emotion after downloading free downloads.
- ↑ Downloaders may or may not find themselves paying many many cents.
- ↑ 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and possibly 9
- ↑ "Memory" in this case refers to a potpourri of viruses which will nestle themselves into your computer's firmware
- ↑ thousand
- ↑ These downloads will not have sex with your mother
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