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[[Image:RoosterPop.jpg|thumb|Phelps... a real cock-sucker.]]
 
[[Image:Phelps1.jpg|thumb|Fred's favorite past time. Picketing!]]
 
[[Image:PhoneOverGuy'sHead.jpg|thumb|What happened after Fred gave God a birthday present.]]
 
 
 
 
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== The Early Years ==
 
== The Early Years ==
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[[Image:Phelps1.jpg|thumb|Fred's favorite past time. Picketing!]]
 
Fred Cornhole Phelps was born with down-syndrome of the twentieth degree one cold, damp morning in the Phelps cave in Sodomy, Mississippi. Its birth was a mundane occasion - its mother went to the outhouse in the back yard and simply [[shat]] it out, though this is not an unusual occurrence for a member of the Phelps family. As a result, its mother named it Fred Cornhole Phelps. According to Phelps' official biography, his mother chose the name 'Fred' because "it best represented the sound of shit hitting the side of the toilet". During his infancy his parents tried to train him as a champion [[pooperang]]er, but he failed to [[medal]] in competition. He explained later, ''"throwing shit just wasn't offensive enough."''
 
Fred Cornhole Phelps was born with down-syndrome of the twentieth degree one cold, damp morning in the Phelps cave in Sodomy, Mississippi. Its birth was a mundane occasion - its mother went to the outhouse in the back yard and simply [[shat]] it out, though this is not an unusual occurrence for a member of the Phelps family. As a result, its mother named it Fred Cornhole Phelps. According to Phelps' official biography, his mother chose the name 'Fred' because "it best represented the sound of shit hitting the side of the toilet". During his infancy his parents tried to train him as a champion [[pooperang]]er, but he failed to [[medal]] in competition. He explained later, ''"throwing shit just wasn't offensive enough."''
   
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After Gacy and Phelps were expelled from high school for fellating each other in class, they set up a household together and planned their future. To make a living, they decided to start a church which would provide unlimited tax-exempt income through donations from suckers, with no need to work and plenty of opportunities for both of them to perform "youth counseling" on troubled young men. Westboro Baptist Church was born, with Gacy as minister and Phelps as choir director. Phelps began to attract media attention around this time with his flamboyant picketing antics, which often included [[flashing]] and prancing in a pink tutu.
 
After Gacy and Phelps were expelled from high school for fellating each other in class, they set up a household together and planned their future. To make a living, they decided to start a church which would provide unlimited tax-exempt income through donations from suckers, with no need to work and plenty of opportunities for both of them to perform "youth counseling" on troubled young men. Westboro Baptist Church was born, with Gacy as minister and Phelps as choir director. Phelps began to attract media attention around this time with his flamboyant picketing antics, which often included [[flashing]] and prancing in a pink tutu.
   
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== 1943-1944, Auschwitz & Block 10 ==
 
[[Image:'s-gay.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Phelps, often the target of schoolyard bullies in Jr. high.]]
 
[[Image:'s-gay.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Phelps, often the target of schoolyard bullies in Jr. high.]]
 
== 1943-1944, Auschwitz & Block 10 ==
 
 
In 1943 Phelps accepted an invition to Germany from Dr Mengele, who had taken a professional interest in Fred's brain disorder. Phelps was forced to block 10, the nazi experimentation block. There, Dr Mengele performed a series of experiments, including one operation in which [[LSD]] was injected straight into Fred's brain stem in order to "cure" Phelps of homosexuality. When the experiment failed, Dr Mengele removed Fred's balls and penis, replacing it with a vagina, thus creating the worlds first [[transsexual]]. [[Image:josef-mengele.jpg|thumb|Phelps credits Dr Mengele with making him a man]] 30 minutes after the operation, Dr Mengele test-fucked Freds new vagina while he was sedated. He then gave Phelps false identification papers and shipped him back to the USA armed with an [[18]]-inch dildo and orders to "revolutionize Christianity".
 
In 1943 Phelps accepted an invition to Germany from Dr Mengele, who had taken a professional interest in Fred's brain disorder. Phelps was forced to block 10, the nazi experimentation block. There, Dr Mengele performed a series of experiments, including one operation in which [[LSD]] was injected straight into Fred's brain stem in order to "cure" Phelps of homosexuality. When the experiment failed, Dr Mengele removed Fred's balls and penis, replacing it with a vagina, thus creating the worlds first [[transsexual]]. [[Image:josef-mengele.jpg|thumb|Phelps credits Dr Mengele with making him a man]] 30 minutes after the operation, Dr Mengele test-fucked Freds new vagina while he was sedated. He then gave Phelps false identification papers and shipped him back to the USA armed with an [[18]]-inch dildo and orders to "revolutionize Christianity".
 
==The Ministry Years==
 
Back in America, Fred Phelps became a loving, wonderful person, spreading goodness and converting people left to his own right interpretation of [[Necrophilia]] which he calls "Westboroism". His deep understanding and empathy is really what won people over to his message. Fred was seen as an expert on what to do with your [[cock]]. His vast knowledge of [[masturbation]] and gay sex made him loved by Friends of Dorothy everywhere.
 
 
This was not to last, however...
 
   
 
==A Great White Religion is conceived==
 
==A Great White Religion is conceived==
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==Funding his church==
 
==Funding his church==
[[Image:Fredphelps3.jpg|thumb|One of the dozens of Westboro Church videos in which Fred Phelps instructs his followers on what ''never'' to do.]]
 
 
Phelps has supported his ministry with the sale of videotapes in which he helpfully demonstrates the right and wrong ways to open a jammed zipper, conduct a prostate examination, or save the life of somebody who has been bitten on the penis by a rattlesnake. In his most popular video, ''Extreme Ass fucking and scat porn pleasure'', Phelps provides Christians with invaluable moral education by demonstrating over 300 behaviors that God hates and that should be avoided.
 
Phelps has supported his ministry with the sale of videotapes in which he helpfully demonstrates the right and wrong ways to open a jammed zipper, conduct a prostate examination, or save the life of somebody who has been bitten on the penis by a rattlesnake. In his most popular video, ''Extreme Ass fucking and scat porn pleasure'', Phelps provides Christians with invaluable moral education by demonstrating over 300 behaviors that God hates and that should be avoided.
 
 
 
== A New Beginning ==
 
== A New Beginning ==
[[Image:GodIsAFag.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Fred Phelps fights the good fight.]]
 
 
The events of September [[11|11th]], 2001 provided ample opportunity for Phelps and his brood to protest everything in [[America]] anew, especially those soldiers killed fighting [[The War Against Terror]], or T.W.A.T as it is usually known.
 
The events of September [[11|11th]], 2001 provided ample opportunity for Phelps and his brood to protest everything in [[America]] anew, especially those soldiers killed fighting [[The War Against Terror]], or T.W.A.T as it is usually known.
   
 
Subsequently, the malaise towards Westboro with which the public had been stricken at the turn of the century gave way to more of a furious, fist-swinging anger, as the grief of familial loss combined with the sight of a dozen or so braying Midwestern jackasses with nonsensical, ludicrous signs proved too much for most to take.
 
Subsequently, the malaise towards Westboro with which the public had been stricken at the turn of the century gave way to more of a furious, fist-swinging anger, as the grief of familial loss combined with the sight of a dozen or so braying Midwestern jackasses with nonsensical, ludicrous signs proved too much for most to take.
   
To this end, Phelps and many members of the Church have suffered cuts, bruises, abrasions, Indian burns, wet willies, broken bones, dislocated shoulders, lost teeth, tittie twisters, gouged eyes and even curb-stompings. And sometimes these wounds are the result of people outside of the Phelps family. Though externally the repeated beatings (which are tacitly allowed by law enforcement across the country) seem to be dampening the malicious spirit of the Westboro Baptist Church, Phelps continues to preach his special, pointless brand of religious hatred to anyone who will listen, which is currently his own family. [[Image:Lol3wn9.jpg|thumb|left|240px|Fred Phelps likes using his church sign to advertise his Sunday "services".]] In early 2006, Phelps was seen marching around the Westboro complex wearing a suit made of bubble wrap, holding a sign aloft reading "God is a fag".
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To this end, Phelps and many members of the Church have suffered cuts, bruises, abrasions, Indian burns, wet willies, broken bones, dislocated shoulders, lost teeth, tittie twisters, gouged eyes and even curb-stompings. And sometimes these wounds are the result of people outside of the Phelps family. Though externally the repeated beatings (which are tacitly allowed by law enforcement across the country) seem to be dampening the malicious spirit of the Westboro Baptist Church, Phelps continues to preach his special, pointless brand of religious hatred to anyone who will listen, which is currently his own family. In early 2006, Phelps was seen marching around the Westboro complex wearing a suit made of bubble wrap, holding a sign aloft reading "God is a fag".
   
== Legal issues ==
 
 
In July 2010 the charred body of a Topeka priest was found with gallons of semen in his mouth near a massive crater. It later emerged that this priest, known as Alex le Perver, had lent $10 to Fred and wanted it back. The tape recording found at the crime scene revealed chilling details of his final moments.<br>
 
 
'''Perver:''' My son, what do you wish to confess?<br>
 
'''Fred Phelps:''' Much father...you know me well.<br>
 
'''Perver:''' Fred? Why I haven't seen you since that little slip up at the Nederland Ranch. What is a brainless fanatic like you doing in God's house?<br>
 
'''Fred:''' Come on now, we're both child molesting false prophets, why should we worry about that?<br>
 
'''Perver:''' Touché.<br>
 
'''Fred:''' Well, I would like to confess a few things... not only am I a bigot, racist, anti-Semite fuck, adamant conservative, wife beater, cum slut, man whore, and a pedophile, but I and my righteous buddy Satan have devised a scheme to send you fags packing, a scheme so malicious that its lightest word would harrow my cum and make my dick stand on edge like the frills on the fretful Porcupine...<br>
 
'''Perver:''' That's nice Fred. Now cough up $10 and no one gets hurt. If not I'm pretty sure the local cops would be interested in this.<br>
 
'''Fred:''' You blackmailing me! I need that money for sex!<br>
 
'''Perver:''' Huh?<br>
 
'''Fred:''' Because... Well it doesn't matter...<br>
 
'''Perver:''' Well, cough up the dough.<br>
 
'''Fred:''' Oh, I'll be coughing up all right... (Chanting) Ru Rehtaf ow tram nit Janeva...<br>
 
(Rumbling, then a huge smashing sound come through the floor)<br>
 
'''Perver:''' Good God!<br>
 
'''Mysterious Voice:''' Quite the opposite actually!<br>
 
(Tape cuts out)
 
 
[[Image:God hates Uncyclopedia.png|thumb|240px|right|One of Fred Phelps' numerous inbred [[bastard]] [[children]] who he had with his [[mum]], [[Uncyclopedia is the worst|protesting]] against Uncyclopedia after Phelps discovered the extent of how this article mocks him.]]
 
[[Image:God hates Uncyclopedia.png|thumb|240px|right|One of Fred Phelps' numerous inbred [[bastard]] [[children]] who he had with his [[mum]], [[Uncyclopedia is the worst|protesting]] against Uncyclopedia after Phelps discovered the extent of how this article mocks him.]]
 
Recently Westboro Church was struck with tragedy when a fire consumed the garage, picket signs and fence, leaving a pile of ash that coincidentally speled out the words "F-U Freddy!" Presumed to be arson, Fred has announced the culprit to be a "Filthy crook nosed Jew fag!" However, police briefs from eyewitnesses describe the culprit as a Caucasian male with a long flowing white beard, deep eyes and having a untameable aura of divine light. Fred had declared this action to be a bigoted, unreasonable hate crime against his church, and plans to protest this "[[wonderful|sickening]] act of [[justice|bigotry and prejudice]]" by burning the Holocaust memorial to the ground.
 
 
== Letter from God ==
 
[[File:Angrygod.jpg|thumb|right|240px|God and Fred have a special relationship.]]
 
 
Just like his brother John Doe, Fred has gotten a letter from God that states his greatest insults to him:
 
 
{{cquote|My dear son Fred:
 
 
It is clear that you detest me for making you a homosexual. Rather than taking it like an adult, you get me back by using my own name against everything you think I hate. Although I am a forgiving god, I now must admit you truly are a damned prick. You irritate me so much, that I will sentence my home boy Satan to gouge out your eyes in a pit of fire and force you to lie with many, many women, while a likeness of Ian McKellen is dangled just beyond your reach. Up yours you degenerate closed-closet faggot, hope you like your stay in Room 9.
 
 
Your ex-father in the Kingdom of Heaven, God. :P}}
 
   
 
==Things that God LIKES according to Phelps==
 
==Things that God LIKES according to Phelps==
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==See Also==
 
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[[File:Angrygod.jpg|thumb|right|240px|God and Fred have a special relationship.]]
 
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*[[Asshole]]
 
*[[Westboro Baptist Church]]
 
*[[Westboro Baptist Church]]
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*[[Faggot]]
 
*[[Faggot]]
 
*[[You]] (Someone God gates, at least according to Fred)
 
*[[You]] (Someone God gates, at least according to Fred)
 
==References==
 
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Gay Fred Phelps
Fred showing off his Gay'ngsta style.
“I'm going to have to build a new CIRCLE for this fucker!”
~ Satan on Fred Phelps

Fred Notorious G.O.D. Phelps is an eccentric old man and the head of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. He took charge of Westboro in 1978 after the church's founder, John Wayne Gacy (see famous clowns, was arrested on 32 counts of abducting, sodomizing, and murdering young men. Phelps has carried on Gacy's legacy by marrying his ex-wife and preaching Gacy's "tough love" message to homosexuals. Phelps relies on religious blackmail and mind control rather than murder to silence his thousands of victims, usually by appearing at high-profile events such as military funerals and holding signs reading "God hates fags" and "If you tell, you'll burn in Hell". Westboro Baptist church now has 13 members, all named Phelps, including his adopted daughter whose brainwashing was accomplished by daily beatings; however she now smiles in a rather disturbing manner and has become a thespian.

In 2007, in a news conference conducted by satellite from heaven, God criticized Phelps as "a vile, blaspheming asshole who believes I will not be happy with America until all homosexuals, Catholics, Jews, Irish, Blacks, Chinese and anyone not named Phelps are rounded into concentration camps and gassed to death. This is not my position."

Phelps first achieved international notoriety when he picketed the crucifixion of Jesus, holding signs reading, "Jesus is going to Hell", "God Hates Jesus", and "Jesus=Fag Enabler". "He's promoting tolerance of that filthy lifestyle," Phelps said at the picketing, "With all this nonsense and hogwash about 'Love thy neighbour' and all that stuff. He's preaching the fag agenda, and we need to inject some Bible truth into these doomed Christians." He couldn't stay for the whole crucifixion, having to make an appointment to have semen pumped from his stomach.

Fred Phelps is "Super Fabulous" and is loved so much in Commonwealths like Kentuckistan, that legislatures have written laws demanding Phelps show up at as many funerals is possible. He is even more loved when he comes to the military funerals to comfort the families and spread his homosexual ways. Yes, indeed we truly love Fred Phelps.

The Early Years

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Fred's favorite past time. Picketing!

Fred Cornhole Phelps was born with down-syndrome of the twentieth degree one cold, damp morning in the Phelps cave in Sodomy, Mississippi. Its birth was a mundane occasion - its mother went to the outhouse in the back yard and simply shat it out, though this is not an unusual occurrence for a member of the Phelps family. As a result, its mother named it Fred Cornhole Phelps. According to Phelps' official biography, his mother chose the name 'Fred' because "it best represented the sound of shit hitting the side of the toilet". During his infancy his parents tried to train him as a champion pooperanger, but he failed to medal in competition. He explained later, "throwing shit just wasn't offensive enough."

Fred's father, Cornholio, was an abusive jackass and was also, according to Fred, a "fag". Cornholio Phelps often urinated on Fred's face and then dipped his cock into Fred's ass and split his anus wide open. Then two of Cornholio's friends grabbed Fred's dick and make him cum on Jerry Seinfeld. Afterwards Cornholio and his buddies burnt Fred's penis with propane. It was not until Fred's 20th birthday that Fred's father died of a heart attack when the two were having sex.

In first grade, Fred befriended both John Wayne Gacy and his future wife, Ima Beard. Together they learned the basics of the world: up is down, the Qur'an is false, and you can't always trust gravity. The rest of their youthful experience was largely taken up with necro-bestiality and eating dung, so it shan't be mentioned.

After Gacy and Phelps were expelled from high school for fellating each other in class, they set up a household together and planned their future. To make a living, they decided to start a church which would provide unlimited tax-exempt income through donations from suckers, with no need to work and plenty of opportunities for both of them to perform "youth counseling" on troubled young men. Westboro Baptist Church was born, with Gacy as minister and Phelps as choir director. Phelps began to attract media attention around this time with his flamboyant picketing antics, which often included flashing and prancing in a pink tutu.

1943-1944, Auschwitz & Block 10

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Phelps, often the target of schoolyard bullies in Jr. high.
In 1943 Phelps accepted an invition to Germany from Dr Mengele, who had taken a professional interest in Fred's brain disorder. Phelps was forced to block 10, the nazi experimentation block. There, Dr Mengele performed a series of experiments, including one operation in which LSD was injected straight into Fred's brain stem in order to "cure" Phelps of homosexuality. When the experiment failed, Dr Mengele removed Fred's balls and penis, replacing it with a vagina, thus creating the worlds first transsexual.
Josef-mengele
Phelps credits Dr Mengele with making him a man
30 minutes after the operation, Dr Mengele test-fucked Freds new vagina while he was sedated. He then gave Phelps false identification papers and shipped him back to the USA armed with an 18-inch dildo and orders to "revolutionize Christianity".

A Great White Religion is conceived

Fred Phelps
No one in the history of humanity has ever been more wrong about everything than this man, and damn you to eternal hellfire for acknowledging that!!!

In 1955, while being sodomized in a Topeka motel by a burly man known only as "Cletus", Fred Phelps had a vision of the Angel Conveniently Made Up. The angel admonished Phelps, saying unto him "Yea, for in the eyes of the Lord God fags are no good at all, and thou art condemned to eternal hellfire for thy sinful buggery," Phelps, stunned, fell prostrate and asked the angel if there was no way to repent for his sins.

The angel said, "Of course: as thy asshole hath offended the Lord our God, thou must become the largest asshole in the world to cleanse thy sin."

Phelps, thus charged by the angel, took the message to heart and finished his sodomy session without the customary reach-around before showing Cletus the door. After cleaning up, Phelps set out to form a new ministry to spread the words of the vision he had received. However, having only a precious few words from the angel from which to make a covenant with the Lord, Phelps parsed the most valuable lesson he could wrap his 2-watt mind around:

"God does not like fags in the least." But this had too many words, and eventually became "God hates fags."

From this wellspring of divine inspiration, Phelps became a lawyer, then a mass-marketer, but missed a golden opportunity by not becoming a televangelist, which would have allowed him to reach a wider audience and annoy the shit out of more people with his drastically oversimplified, even moronic interpretation of God's word. In 1961 Phelps glued his asshole shut because he feared he had anal cancer after too much fag sex. Because of this, Fred Phelps shits from his mouth, especially when preaching.

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When away from his followers Fred unfurls his freak flag, salutes it, and wraps it around his ancient flagpole

From his tiny ministry established firmly in the basement of his modest Topeka home, Phelps set out to erase any trace of his previous dandy dalliances and married some homely mule, who would bear him upwards of nine proto-mongoloid children from which would come the primary "numerical" expansion of his ministry.

The Gay '90's for Westboro

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Just wait until those zombie miners rise from their graves to feast on the flesh of the Westboro Baptist Church, missy.

Sometime in the late 1980s, Fred Phelps looked into the mostly empty pews of his ministry and realized no one except for his own children were coming to hear his fascinating and deeply intellectual sermons. Then, as if on cue, the Angel Conveniently Made Up appeared before him and said:

"Fred, taketh brightly colored signs with words written upon them and use them to spread thy wisdom to those who can read! Picket! Picket in the name of Our Lord! Do this at places such as the funerals of fags, or funerals of non-fags, or businesses that have some Kevin Bacon-like connection with fags, or anywhere, really, just so long as it pisses someone off, hopefully fags."

Thus charged by God, Phelps executed his mission with flair, taking his family hither and yon, seeking out events that one would not normally consider picketing, such as groundbreaking ceremonies ("God hates fag ground breakers!"), the opening of public buildings ("God hates fag libraries!") and funerals of newborns ("God hates fag anabaptised children!"). Though his cult was not very widely liked, they attracted much attention at several national history museums when they caught wind of the discovery of the human ancestor Homo erectus ("Fag cavemen in Hell!").

Bbfred
Enjoyed Brokeback Mountain far more than he let on, and to Hell with you for suspecting that!!!

However, Phelps' critics point out that fags (which they call homosexuals) continued running around pretty much the same as they had done before. In 1999, Phelps, undaunted by the hollow idiocy and clear failure of the entire undertaking of "fag-picketing", made a sign that read, "God hates my fag wife" and picketed his wife for several weeks. It is not known if this picketing was successful, as she remains in her Homeliness by his side, a good and dutiful beard.[citation needed]

Inbreeding

As leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, Fred Phelps does not allow members of his church to marry people outside of it. Since his church consists only of his family, this has led to many cases of incest and inbreeding, which might account for some of their behaviour. However, it is not fully known whether Fred Phelps is actually an inbred or not. Many say yes. It is a proven fact that he forces his own children and grandchildren to guzzle down his semen in a ritual he describes as "Fag heaven."

Funding his church

Phelps has supported his ministry with the sale of videotapes in which he helpfully demonstrates the right and wrong ways to open a jammed zipper, conduct a prostate examination, or save the life of somebody who has been bitten on the penis by a rattlesnake. In his most popular video, Extreme Ass fucking and scat porn pleasure, Phelps provides Christians with invaluable moral education by demonstrating over 300 behaviors that God hates and that should be avoided.

A New Beginning

The events of September 11th, 2001 provided ample opportunity for Phelps and his brood to protest everything in America anew, especially those soldiers killed fighting The War Against Terror, or T.W.A.T as it is usually known.

Subsequently, the malaise towards Westboro with which the public had been stricken at the turn of the century gave way to more of a furious, fist-swinging anger, as the grief of familial loss combined with the sight of a dozen or so braying Midwestern jackasses with nonsensical, ludicrous signs proved too much for most to take.

To this end, Phelps and many members of the Church have suffered cuts, bruises, abrasions, Indian burns, wet willies, broken bones, dislocated shoulders, lost teeth, tittie twisters, gouged eyes and even curb-stompings. And sometimes these wounds are the result of people outside of the Phelps family. Though externally the repeated beatings (which are tacitly allowed by law enforcement across the country) seem to be dampening the malicious spirit of the Westboro Baptist Church, Phelps continues to preach his special, pointless brand of religious hatred to anyone who will listen, which is currently his own family. In early 2006, Phelps was seen marching around the Westboro complex wearing a suit made of bubble wrap, holding a sign aloft reading "God is a fag".

God hates Uncyclopedia
One of Fred Phelps' numerous inbred bastard children who he had with his mum, protesting against Uncyclopedia after Phelps discovered the extent of how this article mocks him.

Things that God LIKES according to Phelps




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See Also

Angrygod
God and Fred have a special relationship.
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